Stupid things parents do

Post annoying or stupid things your parents do. They don't have to be your parents :P

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My parents give me "tallies" every time I do something bad. That's a way to stop me! lol
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on December 23, 2016
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my dad thinks that whenever my puppies do something bad beating them and dragging them into their cage will help.
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on June 10, 2016
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My parents are always at work when i wake up so dad calls to my phone to be sure im awake :

"RING RING"

me: hello?
dad: hi, are u awake?

IF I ANSWEAR THE PHONE IM AWAKE
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on September 14, 2015
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when i just wake up and my dad asks me to do my chores: i just woke up man!
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on August 02, 2015
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My mom turns on the washing machine and dryer, which are in my room, at 7 am when I went to bed at 4 ;-;
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on August 01, 2015
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Tell me to pause an online gameb, they will never understand
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Firestar105
Omg i feel u
on December 23, 2016
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laurita
Ikr
on September 14, 2015
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on July 31, 2015
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Me: *playing game*
Mom: Honey, pause the game
Me: You cannot pause roblox, mom
Mom: I don't care, pause it or turn it off
Yep, that's my life XD
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on July 23, 2015
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Dad: *driving car* are youok?
Me: *uhg such a long day at school..so tired..cant talk* uhhu
Dad: you cn tell me anything, you know that?
Me:* jeez, calm down, im justtired, nods*
Dad: If theres something wrong just tell me
Me:*WHAT THE HELL CALM DOWN!!* i know
Dad:ok..
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Northern_Narnia
ikr and schools starting up in a week, im screwed
on August 06, 2015
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averageschoolgirl
So true, I come home for school and then, he throws a question bomb in my face, and I can also relate to that
on August 05, 2015
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Northern_Narnia
true!
on July 08, 2015
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Northern_Narnia
ikr! they always thinks there is something wrong with me XD
on June 22, 2015
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on June 22, 2015
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Me: *finishes talking about some crazy story I wrote about a cannibal who kills her family and eats them and when she gets caught she kills herself*
Mom: .......

So my mom is thinking about sending me to a mental hospital because of how I've been....
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on June 01, 2015
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Mom: Alexis don't go outside, there's bad people out there.
Me: Kk mom. *playing Pokemon X*.
~20 minutes later~
Mom: Alexis you need to get off the computer and go outside, you emo. (she literally called me emo.)
Me: -.-
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on April 26, 2015
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Dad: I'm heading to bed after this show.
Me: K dad.
~30 minutes later~
Dad: *yells: Good night Alexis*.
Me: Ah! *falls out of bed*.
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on April 23, 2015
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( I ruined dad computer and mine )

Dad: When we fix your computer you wont get it back
After its fixed agian after 3 tryes
Dad: Can you come down here!
Me: "walks down stairs"
Dad: Here make a password
Me: Didnt you i wont get it back See More▼
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on April 17, 2015
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My parents don't do stupid things often
Either that or I just don't step out of room as much 😓
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on March 24, 2015
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Me : *sitting on my bed on MY phone*
Mon : *comes in take phone out of my hands*
Me : O.O *thinking "DAFUQ!?!"
mom : *leaves with my phone*
Me : *sits there boredly*
~~few minutes later~~
Me : *walks out of my room and sees my mom on Jays phone*-w- *takes it* See More▼
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on March 24, 2015
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Mom: You need to get changed! You've worn that shirt for a whole day and the maids are washing the clothes...
Me: what color of clothes~?
Mom: light...
Me: *laughs* got nothin
Mom: I NEED TO PACK THESE THINGS.
Me: -.-.... Fine. *starts changing into one of my good shirts*
Mom: WHOA WHOA WHOA. I AM PACKING THOSE.... See More▼
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LavenderLace
Thats reminds me of something I need to do
on March 24, 2015
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on March 24, 2015
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Do aunts count?
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bananamangrill
Yup :L
on March 25, 2015
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Lovesick.Cynic
Yea I guess... Guardians in general. So... YA.
on March 24, 2015
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on March 24, 2015
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-4 years ago-
Dad: you can have a dog if you take care of it.
Me: OKAY!!
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(Current time) dad: Why arent you taking care of your dog
Me: because you do all the work and push me out of the way -.-
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on March 24, 2015
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*eating icecream*
Mom: Can I have a little lick?
Me: Don't you have your own?
Mom: Well, I haven't ever tried that flavor. And it'll just be a tiny lick...
Me: Fine.
*CHOMP!!*
Me: MOM!!! THAT WAS HALF MY CONE!!! YOU SAID YOU'D JUST HAVE TINY LICK!! See More▼
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averageschoolgirl
Story of my life -.-
on August 05, 2015
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sisaloofafump
It happens all the time at home.
on March 24, 2015
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zooweemama
Omg I'm laughing so hard XD
Idk why XD
on March 24, 2015
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on March 23, 2015
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*eating dinner at table*
Parents: how was your day?
Me: *starts to talk*
Parents: DONT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL D:<
Me: -.-
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on March 22, 2015
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This has nothing to do with my parents but still
*me and my friends at lunch*
Prepy dumb blonde girls: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS SOMETHING SOMEtHING SOMETHING!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!
*this goes on for a while
My friend: JELLYBEANS JELLYBEANS SHUT THE F** UP!!!!
*all dumb blondes stare at my friend*
*friend whispers in creepy voice*: that's right b******
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Smile.EXE
OMG
I REMEMBER THAT!!!
on February 25, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
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