Stupid things parents do - Page 2
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Mom and me:*in the car*
Mom:*tuning the radio and blank space comes on*
Me:So it's gonna be forever or it'll go down in flames got a long list of ex lovers they'll tell you I'm insa-
Mom:*changes radio station*
Mom:oh wait did you like that?
Me:of course not! I was singing it while looking happy to mock it!
What really happend: See More▼
Me:it's fine...Me and the song are just acquaintances...
Mom:whatever..
Mom:*tuning the radio and blank space comes on*
Me:So it's gonna be forever or it'll go down in flames got a long list of ex lovers they'll tell you I'm insa-
Mom:*changes radio station*
Mom:oh wait did you like that?
Me:of course not! I was singing it while looking happy to mock it!
What really happend: See More▼
Me:it's fine...Me and the song are just acquaintances...
Mom:whatever..
The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
XD ME WHEN I CANT DECIDE!!! XD
on February 13, 2015
on February 13, 2015
Me: *humming How To Start A War while playing Super Smash Bros on my 3DS in walmart*. B)
Dad: Alexis you push the cart.
Me: Dad I'm busy beating up Donkey Kong.
Dad: *not steering the cart anymore*. Alexis you almost ran me over.
Me: -_-
Mind: Ya get mad at me for that, I crashed a go-cart so my driving isn't exactly the best plus how am I suppose to focus when I'm beating DK and Sonic.
Dad: Alexis you push the cart.
Me: Dad I'm busy beating up Donkey Kong.
Dad: *not steering the cart anymore*. Alexis you almost ran me over.
Me: -_-
Mind: Ya get mad at me for that, I crashed a go-cart so my driving isn't exactly the best plus how am I suppose to focus when I'm beating DK and Sonic.
on February 03, 2015
Me: *Singing Along With The Radio*
Dad: *Shouts Out Random Nonsense As He Drives*
Me: *Looks At Him* O_o?
Dad: *Shouts Out Random Nonsense As He Drives*
Me: *Looks At Him* O_o?
on February 03, 2015
Me: *texting my friends across the hall*.
Dad: Alexis where's the bread?
Alexis: Right next to you dad.
Dad: Can you get it?
Dad: Alexis where's the bread?
Alexis: Right next to you dad.
Dad: Can you get it?
on February 01, 2015
Me: *Eating Taffy*
Mom: *Takes It Out Of My Hands And Takes A Bite Out Of It* *Gives It Back*
Me: *Looks Down At Her Taffy, Then At Mom* -_-U
Mom: *Shrugs*
Mom: *Takes It Out Of My Hands And Takes A Bite Out Of It* *Gives It Back*
Me: *Looks Down At Her Taffy, Then At Mom* -_-U
Mom: *Shrugs*
on January 31, 2015
-On weekends-
Mom: "Go to bed at 12:30, okay?"
Me: "Okay."
Mom: -asleep -
-2:30-
Me: -scrolling through Qfeast, other forums, and shopping sites.-
Mom: "Go to bed at 12:30, okay?"
Me: "Okay."
Mom: -asleep -
-2:30-
Me: -scrolling through Qfeast, other forums, and shopping sites.-
on January 26, 2015
*when my dad wants something*
Dad: hey look at this thing do you want it?
Me: I don't know if you want it
Dad: but like, if you want it ill get it.
Me: that has nothing to do with me get it if you want it.
Dad: if you say so * buys it*
Dad: hey look at this thing do you want it?
Me: I don't know if you want it
Dad: but like, if you want it ill get it.
Me: that has nothing to do with me get it if you want it.
Dad: if you say so * buys it*
on January 26, 2015
Me: *talking to one of my friends, laughing*
*Note: That friend is a GUY and it's after school
Uncle: *places hand on my shoulder and coldly smiles to my friend* Oh HI....
Friend: O.O Umm...*gulps* Yeah, I think my mom is here Sophie...See you tomorrow...*leaves*
Uncle: =_= Hmph.....He even called you Sophie....You two better not be dating...
Me: -.- *facepalms*
*Note: That friend is a GUY and it's after school
Uncle: *places hand on my shoulder and coldly smiles to my friend* Oh HI....
Friend: O.O Umm...*gulps* Yeah, I think my mom is here Sophie...See you tomorrow...*leaves*
Uncle: =_= Hmph.....He even called you Sophie....You two better not be dating...
Me: -.- *facepalms*
i think your friend getting nervous and running away would make ANYONE suspicious :P
on January 26, 2015
on January 26, 2015
Me: *doesn't finish dinner*.
Dad: You can't have desert tonight.
Me: Fine.
~an hour later~
Me: Dad can I have a donut?
Dad: Sure.
Me: Yay.
Dad: You can't have desert tonight.
Me: Fine.
~an hour later~
Me: Dad can I have a donut?
Dad: Sure.
Me: Yay.
on January 26, 2015
Mother: okay megan , run along and play.
Me: OKAY! *runs into a man in a.golden.Freddy.suit*
Purple guy: come here , little girl , follow me !
Me: okay! *follows him*
Purple guy: heh heh heh.... *takes off mask and.stabs me*
Me: ahug!!! *bleeds out*
Way to go , mother... now im stuck ina body that I dont.want.to be in .
Me: OKAY! *runs into a man in a.golden.Freddy.suit*
Purple guy: come here , little girl , follow me !
Me: okay! *follows him*
Purple guy: heh heh heh.... *takes off mask and.stabs me*
Me: ahug!!! *bleeds out*
Way to go , mother... now im stuck ina body that I dont.want.to be in .
Its okay... me and foxy are the only ones that can remember our.past....and megan was my human name....(thanks!)
on January 25, 2015
on January 25, 2015
on January 25, 2015
Me - *puts vocaloid concert on T.V*
Mom - "Did you make this?"
Me - "OF COURSE I MADE A CONCERT WHERE ABOUT 10,000 PEOPLE CAME!"
Mom - "Did you make this?"
Me - "OF COURSE I MADE A CONCERT WHERE ABOUT 10,000 PEOPLE CAME!"
on January 25, 2015
Dad: "SYYYYDDDNNNEEYYYYY"
Me: -runs upstairs- "Yes?"
Dad: -Holding dog- "Take your dog outside, she has to go."
Me: "...You're holding her, the door isn't that far at all."
Dad: "... It's YOUR job."
Me: .................?
Me: -runs upstairs- "Yes?"
Dad: -Holding dog- "Take your dog outside, she has to go."
Me: "...You're holding her, the door isn't that far at all."
Dad: "... It's YOUR job."
Me: .................?
on January 23, 2015
Mom: I just started my diet
Me: oh LAWD
Mom: what is it?
Me: if your on a diet were ALL on a diet.
Mom: that's silly
Dad: what's for dinner????
Mom: lettuce See More▼
Me: -.-
Me: oh LAWD
Mom: what is it?
Me: if your on a diet were ALL on a diet.
Mom: that's silly
Dad: what's for dinner????
Mom: lettuce See More▼
Me: -.-
on January 18, 2015
We were all sitting at the dinner table (my brother, sister, mother, father, grandmother, and I) while we were all finishing up our food.
Grandmother: What kind of things are you in to, Ashley?
Me: A lot of things.
Grandmother: Liiike...?
Me: I'm going to explain them, but I won't say anything or explain them.
Grandmother: Okay...?
Brother: Oh no. See More▼
Sister: Oh no.
Dad: Oh no.
Mom: *Waiting on me to start*
Me: *Sighs and counts on fingers as I list them* Creepypasta, MLP, Homestuck, uhhh.... Music?
Grandmother: Home... Stuck? Creepypasta? MLP? Don't you mean LPS?
Me: No, I grew out o- I'M NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING.
Grandmother: What's Home Stuck? (She says it like it's two words.)
Sister: It's a-
Me: HUBUPBUPBUPBUP. NO. NO EXPLAINING.
Grandmother: Well okay then. *Looks at my parents with this confused look*
Dad: *Shakes head*
Mom: *Shrugs shoulders*
Grandmother: What kind of things are you in to, Ashley?
Me: A lot of things.
Grandmother: Liiike...?
Me: I'm going to explain them, but I won't say anything or explain them.
Grandmother: Okay...?
Brother: Oh no. See More▼
Sister: Oh no.
Dad: Oh no.
Mom: *Waiting on me to start*
Me: *Sighs and counts on fingers as I list them* Creepypasta, MLP, Homestuck, uhhh.... Music?
Grandmother: Home... Stuck? Creepypasta? MLP? Don't you mean LPS?
Me: No, I grew out o- I'M NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING.
Grandmother: What's Home Stuck? (She says it like it's two words.)
Sister: It's a-
Me: HUBUPBUPBUPBUP. NO. NO EXPLAINING.
Grandmother: Well okay then. *Looks at my parents with this confused look*
Dad: *Shakes head*
Mom: *Shrugs shoulders*
That's why I never tell anyone about my interest in Homestuck. >///<
on January 17, 2015
on January 17, 2015
This was way back when I had gotten to 300 followers.
Me: Oh, hey, Mom! I hit 300 followers on Qfeast!!!
Mom: What's Qfeast?
Me: It's a social website that I HIT 300 FOLLOWERS ON.
Mom: You have a blog?
Me: It's not a blog!
Mom: Is it like Instagram or Facebook? See More▼
Me: Nothing like those!
Mom: So what do you do on there?
Me: Uhh... Make stories, polls, quizzes, friends, AND MORE.
Mom: So you have stalkers?
Me: NO!
...
...
Me: Maybe... I hope not.
Mom: So it's a blog.
Me: IT'S NOT A BLOG.
Me: Oh, hey, Mom! I hit 300 followers on Qfeast!!!
Mom: What's Qfeast?
Me: It's a social website that I HIT 300 FOLLOWERS ON.
Mom: You have a blog?
Me: It's not a blog!
Mom: Is it like Instagram or Facebook? See More▼
Me: Nothing like those!
Mom: So what do you do on there?
Me: Uhh... Make stories, polls, quizzes, friends, AND MORE.
Mom: So you have stalkers?
Me: NO!
...
...
Me: Maybe... I hope not.
Mom: So it's a blog.
Me: IT'S NOT A BLOG.
on January 17, 2015
Are uncles included...? (Because I don't have a dad...)
Me: *facepalming over someone that said on Qfeast*
Uncle: Uh huh.....>:3 Boy troubles?
Me: >o< NOOOOO!!!!
Uncle: So I guess that's a YES then....He better be around your age!!
Me: -_-' *facepalms yet again*
Me: *facepalming over someone that said on Qfeast*
Uncle: Uh huh.....>:3 Boy troubles?
Me: >o< NOOOOO!!!!
Uncle: So I guess that's a YES then....He better be around your age!!
Me: -_-' *facepalms yet again*
on January 17, 2015
Me: *On Qfeast, Giggling*
Dad: *Right Beside Me, Eavesdropping*
Me: *Hears And Feels Breathing On Neck, Turns Around, Seeing Him* DAD!!! DX
Dad: *Chuckles And Leaves*
Me: -_-U
Dad: *Right Beside Me, Eavesdropping*
Me: *Hears And Feels Breathing On Neck, Turns Around, Seeing Him* DAD!!! DX
Dad: *Chuckles And Leaves*
Me: -_-U
on January 17, 2015
Dad: can I see your phone?
Me: yeah sure...
Dad: give it to me
Me: *deletes history* here you go
Me: yeah sure...
Dad: give it to me
Me: *deletes history* here you go
on January 17, 2015
Me: Dad lets go to Mcdonalds.
Dad: *goes through the drive thru*. Alexis want a happy meal toy.
Me: -_- Dad I'm almost 13 (I'm turning 13 in 2 days. ^-^)
Dad: *goes through the drive thru*. Alexis want a happy meal toy.
Me: -_- Dad I'm almost 13 (I'm turning 13 in 2 days. ^-^)
on January 17, 2015
Me: *Talking With Dad*
Mom: *Grabs My Tablet, Checking My Qfeast*
Me: *Walks Back And Sees Her* MOM!!! DX
Mom: :DU
Mom: *Grabs My Tablet, Checking My Qfeast*
Me: *Walks Back And Sees Her* MOM!!! DX
Mom: :DU
on January 17, 2015