Pick up lines - Page 6

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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CROTCH CLOTH
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PrincessLuna1
i bet he gets all the ladies like that ¦>
on March 28, 2017
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on March 28, 2017
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Wanna have a good time?
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on March 28, 2017
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Are you a minecraft creeper? Cause you've blown my mind
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on March 28, 2017
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Don't drop the soap or I may pay you a visit °w°
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kyletheconjurer
Damn. I did say that
on March 28, 2017
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toiletboundhanakokun
Like you said
Anything is acceptable
on March 28, 2017
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kyletheconjurer
NOT PICKED UP AT ALL
on March 28, 2017
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on March 28, 2017
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BABY YOU'RE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LOWLIFE~
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kyletheconjurer
Definitely picked up
on March 28, 2017
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on March 28, 2017
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In a room of darkness you're the only light around
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on March 28, 2017
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Ya like jazz?
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kyletheconjurer
I am definitely picked up
on March 28, 2017
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on March 28, 2017
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(Heathers)
Is your name Veronica Sawyer?
Cause I'd blow up a school to be with you!
(Oh god J.D no)
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kyletheconjurer
OH YESSSSSS
on March 27, 2017
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on March 27, 2017
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are you a chicken farmer? cuz you're sure raising my cock--
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on March 27, 2017
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(Holds up a puppy/kitten)
This is cute, but not as cute as you~
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kyletheconjurer
That's a good one
on March 27, 2017
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on March 26, 2017
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Oh sorry, you're just so hot I mistook you for the Phantomhive fire
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on March 26, 2017
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-Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.-
-If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.-
-Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?-
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on March 23, 2017
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-If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.-
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on March 22, 2017
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-If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.-
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on March 22, 2017
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-Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.-
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on March 22, 2017
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Berry the Bee: Ya like Jazz?
Me: ПЕТ
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on March 21, 2017
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You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
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on March 20, 2017
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person I know? (hold up a mirror)
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on March 20, 2017
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No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
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on March 20, 2017
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I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
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on March 20, 2017
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