Pick up lines
I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.
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you: thief stop right there!
them: whatd i steal?!?
you: (winks) my heart/my night
them: whatd i steal?!?
you: (winks) my heart/my night
on April 14, 2019
girl/boy: excuse me do you know where i can find a decent meal?
you : im looking at it right now.
you : im looking at it right now.
on April 14, 2019
you: excuse me are you lost?
girl/boy: no why?
you: ( act surprised) you mean you DONT want to go back to heaven?
girl/boy: no why?
you: ( act surprised) you mean you DONT want to go back to heaven?
on April 14, 2019
you got:
My love! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
My love! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
on April 14, 2019
on April 14, 2019
you : excuse me can you help me find my way to school? on earth?
girl/boy: umm your here
you: oh i thought i was in heaven and you were an angel.
girl/boy: umm your here
you: oh i thought i was in heaven and you were an angel.
on April 14, 2019
can you help me find my drug dealer because, you look really fukcing weird.
what the fukc did i buy.
what the fukc did i buy.
on April 14, 2019
you: excuse me can you help me fix my phone?
boy/girl: sure whats wrong?
you: it seems to be missing your phone number
;)
boy/girl: sure whats wrong?
you: it seems to be missing your phone number
;)
on April 14, 2019
nice try mega jerk but it's scissor time
on April 14, 2019
i would like to take you on an airplane ride, but your too BOMB and they wont allow you on.
on April 14, 2019
on April 14, 2019
on April 11, 2019
on December 18, 2018
You put the 'cum' in my 'cucumber' *cue aggressive finger guns*
If Veggie Tales taught me anything, it's that you should suck on my veggie down below
If Veggie Tales taught me anything, it's that you should suck on my veggie down below
on December 17, 2018