Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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emocreepypastaqueen
21 days ago
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21 days ago
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You’re funny, heh heh heh ha ha
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29 days ago
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Suck my weeny as if it were a white zucchini
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on December 18, 2018
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You put the 'cum' in my 'cucumber' *cue aggressive finger guns*

If Veggie Tales taught me anything, it's that you should suck on my veggie down below
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on December 17, 2018
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Do yOu lIkE JaZz?!?!
(dont do that its a joke)
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on December 16, 2018
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Are you Aushwitz because you set my Jewish heart on fire
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on December 16, 2018
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Tie me up and tell me I’m pretty
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on December 16, 2018
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you're the cold shower to my damaged teen
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on December 15, 2018
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on October 07, 2018
u guys want a pickup line I WANT 5 LIKES
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Meilleur
LOL
on December 17, 2018
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Samanthavs.Zero
hug*
on November 01, 2018
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Tomsharpoons
Hi I’m Torithesharks friend
on October 03, 2018
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ToriTheShark
I know this ok because ur new and NO ONE KNOWS HOW U R (other then me of course)
on October 03, 2018
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JayAnime
try me
on October 03, 2018
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on October 03, 2018
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*pounces on chu* hehe X3
*notices ur heart* OWO? What's this? ~~ < 3
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EmilyTehPancake
uwu
on September 11, 2018
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on September 11, 2018
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It's time to rANCH IT UP
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on September 11, 2018
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my wife took the kids, give me more plz
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fuqin.freak
i love this
on September 11, 2018
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on September 10, 2018
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succle my cuccle
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EmilyTehPancake
Sock my Cock
on September 11, 2018
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EmilyTehPancake
@Bridge.Over.The.River.Kwai
Fondle My Dongle
on September 11, 2018
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on September 10, 2018
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on September 10, 2018
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i am going to punch you in your mcfreaking mouth
with my mouth
softly

because i like you
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radical.radish
nice
on August 22, 2018
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KoopaQueen
sounds like me
on August 22, 2018
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on August 22, 2018
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don't do drugs

do me instead
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on August 22, 2018
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on August 14, 2018
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ǝǝʍollɐɥ uo ɹǝɥʇoɹq ɹnoʎ ɔɔnɔ ʇou llᴉʍ I puɐ ɔɔns ǝɥʇ ǝɯ ǝqᴉפ
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on August 12, 2018
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t͔̩͚̟̅̿ͮ̑̇̚͡ŭ͉̳̰̙ͫ͛͋ͮ̈ͩ̓͢r̨̰̼͋̈̿ͬ͋ṉ̸͍̼͈̻͖̘ͦ̊̿̈́̈͋̄̎̐̕ ̴̱͚̪̠͖̯̝ͩ̀͋ͅm͖̯̩̹͖͇͍̮͖͒̈́͐ͦ̀͢e̢̢̥̞͍͈͛̌̔̊̿̆͗ͅ ͖̔͗ͣͦ́ͮ̇i̴̲̟̫̻̜̯̠̒ͩ̔ͨ͛̾̊͡ͅn̡͕̙̜̪̟͈̐́͊̋̕t̡̛͔͇͈͚̍͆o͇̯̲͈̭̻̫̗ͮ͂͒͋͂̍ͮ͛̀̕͢͞ ̰̼͖͙͚̮ͩͮ͠ä̮̣̤̥̉́ ̦̳̱̱͊̔g̤̔ͣ͌̅r̗̊́̄̆ͫͥͦe̔͂̊͏̸̦̝͙̼̪͉̟ͅa̧̨̦͎̬̦͌ͫ̑t̢̰̲̯̦̺̝̄ ̳̮̻͓̙͉̺̩̝̆̒ͩͥ͒̂ả̴̯͚̱̰̜̑ͮͯ̚p͖͖̻ͣ̉ͬ̓̓̓͘͝e̸͔͉̤̦̜̭͋ͪ͟͟ͅ ̶̗̠͖̣̼̐͆ͩ̚͟͟w̸͓̦̰̬͇̻̉̈̀ị̧̡̙̻̣ͧ̓̈t̴̜͓͇̹ͦ́̿̍̈ͬ̀͢h͍̎̐͂͑̕ ̷̢͚̮͉̱͍̫̃̃̉̊ͬyͨ̂͂̚҉̛̺̰̤̬̼̫́ö̴͔͍̳̳͉͕̗́͗͢͞u̼̭̻ͧ͒̆ͬ͘͠͞r͔͖͉͇̹̺̗̻ͮ̊͢͞ ͙̗͍̩͕ͮ̅͌͌̆̉̄ͅp̸̛̳͋͋̿͒ͣ̒̊͜o͙̭̗͛͟͟w̶̟̻͖ͨͩ́̏́̆̚͞è͉͓͈̯̬ͭͦ͑̀̀͊ͩ̕͞r̡̲̻̾̃̔ͪ̎͊͋͛̓͢͝ See More▼
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on August 05, 2018
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