Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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when she bein annoyin af

hey girl are you a cellphone
cuz i wanna put you on silent
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Samanthavs.Zero
on April 18
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DemonQueen
sssss. XD XD XD dAMMNNNN DISSED!
on April 18
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on April 18
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how a guy attracts a lady
you: im positive im black
her: why
you: cuz im lovin those melons XD
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on April 15
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on April 14
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Nolly attempts one:
“Nolly think you are sweeter than cocopuffs! Not as crunchy as cocopuffs, but that’s a good thing too.”
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on April 14
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You: *make random noise or speak gibberish*
them: uhm, wat?
You: oh sorry, i thought you were an alien because your inhumanly beautiful
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DemonQueen
slick!
on April 14
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on April 14
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you: thief stop right there!
them: whatd i steal?!?
you: (winks) my heart/my night
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DemonQueen
better!
on April 14
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pasghetti
alternative:

my soul. please give it back right now.
on April 14
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on April 14
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you're a cut above the rest!
-CutMan
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on April 14
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girl/boy: excuse me do you know where i can find a decent meal?
you : im looking at it right now.
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on April 14
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you: excuse me are you lost?
girl/boy: no why?
you: ( act surprised) you mean you DONT want to go back to heaven?
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on April 14
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you got:
My love!
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on April 14
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I'll see you in my dreams
(if you know what I mean)
;]]]]]
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on April 14
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you : excuse me can you help me find my way to school? on earth?
girl/boy: umm your here
you: oh i thought i was in heaven and you were an angel.
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on April 14
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can you help me find my drug dealer because, you look really fukcing weird.
what the fukc did i buy.
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MegaMan.exe
HAHHAHAHH!
on April 14
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on April 14
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ur nice >;]
*wink
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on April 14
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you: excuse me can you help me fix my phone?
boy/girl: sure whats wrong?
you: it seems to be missing your phone number
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WestNFS4Lyfe
smooth
on April 14
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DemonQueen
thx.
on April 14
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on April 14
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nice try mega jerk but it's scissor time
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MegaMan.exe
Nice!
on April 14
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on April 14
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i would like to take you on an airplane ride, but your too BOMB and they wont allow you on.
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on April 14
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Take it E Z babe
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on April 14
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ur more valuable than vbucks!
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on April 14
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im not stalking you , mother told me to follow my dreams.
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on April 14
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