Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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No Ghosts
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7 days ago
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ǝǝʍollɐɥ uo ɹǝɥʇoɹq ɹnoʎ ɔɔnɔ ʇou llᴉʍ I puɐ ɔɔns ǝɥʇ ǝɯ ǝqᴉפ
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8 days ago
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t͔̩͚̟̅̿ͮ̑̇̚͡ŭ͉̳̰̙ͫ͛͋ͮ̈ͩ̓͢r̨̰̼͋̈̿ͬ͋ṉ̸͍̼͈̻͖̘ͦ̊̿̈́̈͋̄̎̐̕ ̴̱͚̪̠͖̯̝ͩ̀͋ͅm͖̯̩̹͖͇͍̮͖͒̈́͐ͦ̀͢e̢̢̥̞͍͈͛̌̔̊̿̆͗ͅ ͖̔͗ͣͦ́ͮ̇i̴̲̟̫̻̜̯̠̒ͩ̔ͨ͛̾̊͡ͅn̡͕̙̜̪̟͈̐́͊̋̕t̡̛͔͇͈͚̍͆o͇̯̲͈̭̻̫̗ͮ͂͒͋͂̍ͮ͛̀̕͢͞ ̰̼͖͙͚̮ͩͮ͠ä̮̣̤̥̉́ ̦̳̱̱͊̔g̤̔ͣ͌̅r̗̊́̄̆ͫͥͦe̔͂̊͏̸̦̝͙̼̪͉̟ͅa̧̨̦͎̬̦͌ͫ̑t̢̰̲̯̦̺̝̄ ̳̮̻͓̙͉̺̩̝̆̒ͩͥ͒̂ả̴̯͚̱̰̜̑ͮͯ̚p͖͖̻ͣ̉ͬ̓̓̓͘͝e̸͔͉̤̦̜̭͋ͪ͟͟ͅ ̶̗̠͖̣̼̐͆ͩ̚͟͟w̸͓̦̰̬͇̻̉̈̀ị̧̡̙̻̣ͧ̓̈t̴̜͓͇̹ͦ́̿̍̈ͬ̀͢h͍̎̐͂͑̕ ̷̢͚̮͉̱͍̫̃̃̉̊ͬyͨ̂͂̚҉̛̺̰̤̬̼̫́ö̴͔͍̳̳͉͕̗́͗͢͞u̼̭̻ͧ͒̆ͬ͘͠͞r͔͖͉͇̹̺̗̻ͮ̊͢͞ ͙̗͍̩͕ͮ̅͌͌̆̉̄ͅp̸̛̳͋͋̿͒ͣ̒̊͜o͙̭̗͛͟͟w̶̟̻͖ͨͩ́̏́̆̚͞è͉͓͈̯̬ͭͦ͑̀̀͊ͩ̕͞r̡̲̻̾̃̔ͪ̎͊͋͛̓͢͝ See More▼
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15 days ago
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ROADA ROLLA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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19 days ago
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Five nights at Freddy’s? Why not Five Nights in my bed? Ohohohoho
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19 days ago
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It's mating season.
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19 days ago
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listen

just fuk me okay
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19 days ago
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hey b aBE
wanna try and
ride the tide

;;^))
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teen.idle
this made me think of that one country song that everyone likes for a hot minute
18 days ago
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19 days ago
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Are you Crash, cause I’m gonna Bandi your Coot
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on July 04
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literally

your ass is thicker than the bridge of someone with FAS's nose
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on July 04
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wagwan babes
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on May 12
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vore me juice boi
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on May 02
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Kame hame ha
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on April 26
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i call my ass dough because you can kneed it anytime
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Ghosty.Boo
@bleshou tbh what isn't wrong with me
on April 25
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bleshou
what is wrong with you
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on April 25
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my favorite flavor of popsicle is d iCc k
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on April 25
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gimme that succ succ like a ducc ducc
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on April 25
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i wanna suck on ur dick like it's a vape
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on April 25
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I'lL bLoW yOu LiKe BuBbLeGuM
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on April 25
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m y s u b w a n t s y o u r m e a t b a l l s
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teen.idle
thanks
on April 25
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Cool_kiddo
okay,
on April 25
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teen.idle
later being, literally a few minutes

but in pm
on April 25
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Cool_kiddo
okay,
on April 25
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teen.idle
i dont really wanna talk about it right now

ask again later
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on April 25
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TOUCH ME LIKE JARED FROM SUBWAY TOUCHES KIDS
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teen.idle
@Ghosty.Boo
HE ALSO SAID THAT

okay im sorry
on April 25
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Ghosty.Boo
K i r a
S T 0 P ™
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teen.idle
@Ghosty.Boo
THAT'S WHAT THE LAST KID SAID TO JARED-
on April 25
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Ghosty.Boo
Kira, please stop.
It hurts.
on April 25
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on April 25
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