Pick up lines

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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15 days ago
u guys want a pickup line I WANT 5 LIKES
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Tomsharpoons
Hi I’m Torithesharks friend
18 days ago
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ToriTheShark
I know this ok because ur new and NO ONE KNOWS HOW U R (other then me of course)
19 days ago
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JayAnime
try me
19 days ago
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ToriTheShark
your not going to get 5 likes
19 days ago
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19 days ago
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*pounces on chu* hehe X3
*notices ur heart* OWO? What's this? ~~ < 3
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EmilyTehPancake
uwu
on September 11
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on September 11
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It's time to rANCH IT UP
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on September 11
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my wife took the kids, give me more plz
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teen.idle
i love this
on September 11
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on September 10
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succle my cuccle
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EmilyTehPancake
Sock my Cock
on September 11
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Bridge.Over.The.River.Kwai
Filly my willy
on September 11
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EmilyTehPancake
@Bridge.Over.The.River.Kwai
Fondle My Dongle
on September 11
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Bridge.Over.The.River.Kwai
Tickle my pickle
on September 10
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on September 10
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C̢̙̘̜̭̤̊̃̐̃͘h̴̗̳͖̤̼̠̻͇̾̄̽͌͡Í̦͍̺̘̥̜̰̣̝̥̔͂͘̚͡͝ c͎͍̲͈̱̺̺̒̍͛̄̇̀̂́͟͝͠H͎͚̤͙̼͎̆̏͑̂̇̾̇̃̚̕ͅḯ̵̛̜̲̞̺̝͓̯̝̍̈͗̓̓͘̚,̨̟̻̭̠͓̤̥́͒̎̔̈́̽͘̕͜͟͝ D̤̻̯̹̻́͒̀͗́͒͜o̷̡̙̪̰̓̃̀͒̿̌͆͆͜͞͠ͅ Ȳ͉̫̣̥̫̪̟̀͋͐̒̌̒̅̾̕͜ȯ̷̡̭̟̪̗̌́́́͑̏U̵͈͖̳̰̦̱̾̅̅̂͋̅̋͘͜͜͝ l̛̛͈̠̪̫͎̓͛͂̑̒̕ͅO̖͈̺͙̤̲̭͕͗̒̿̈́̓̕v̶͍̞͔̀͒̄̃̀̀̃̌͐͟͜Ḛ̲͚͉̘̲̓́͊̐̏̓̑̔̍̑ m̢̭̻̙̥̠̈̊̌̋̒̌͞ͅE̴̡͇̭̘̙͍̫̍̍̆̌̚͞?̢̡̪͓̲͍̳̽̔́̀̑̽̚?̵̮̤̻̫̰̲̍̊͛̉͋͒̚?̢̘͔͖̄͌̿̇̄͘͟͠ͅ!̛͍̘̣̠͖̼̮̿̊̊̀͟!̨̢̡̲̹̣̬̍̾͛̑̓̄͋̎?̵̩͚̞̭̩̘͕͂͋͂͆̄͢͜͡!͙͕̰̦͓̲̗͗̃͐̎̒̊͠͠
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on September 10
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i am going to punch you in your mcfreaking mouth
with my mouth
softly

because i like you
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radical.radish
nice
on August 22
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KoopaQueen
sounds like me
on August 22
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on August 22
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don't do drugs

do me instead
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on August 22
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on August 14
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ǝǝʍollɐɥ uo ɹǝɥʇoɹq ɹnoʎ ɔɔnɔ ʇou llᴉʍ I puɐ ɔɔns ǝɥʇ ǝɯ ǝqᴉפ
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on August 12
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t͔̩͚̟̅̿ͮ̑̇̚͡ŭ͉̳̰̙ͫ͛͋ͮ̈ͩ̓͢r̨̰̼͋̈̿ͬ͋ṉ̸͍̼͈̻͖̘ͦ̊̿̈́̈͋̄̎̐̕ ̴̱͚̪̠͖̯̝ͩ̀͋ͅm͖̯̩̹͖͇͍̮͖͒̈́͐ͦ̀͢e̢̢̥̞͍͈͛̌̔̊̿̆͗ͅ ͖̔͗ͣͦ́ͮ̇i̴̲̟̫̻̜̯̠̒ͩ̔ͨ͛̾̊͡ͅn̡͕̙̜̪̟͈̐́͊̋̕t̡̛͔͇͈͚̍͆o͇̯̲͈̭̻̫̗ͮ͂͒͋͂̍ͮ͛̀̕͢͞ ̰̼͖͙͚̮ͩͮ͠ä̮̣̤̥̉́ ̦̳̱̱͊̔g̤̔ͣ͌̅r̗̊́̄̆ͫͥͦe̔͂̊͏̸̦̝͙̼̪͉̟ͅa̧̨̦͎̬̦͌ͫ̑t̢̰̲̯̦̺̝̄ ̳̮̻͓̙͉̺̩̝̆̒ͩͥ͒̂ả̴̯͚̱̰̜̑ͮͯ̚p͖͖̻ͣ̉ͬ̓̓̓͘͝e̸͔͉̤̦̜̭͋ͪ͟͟ͅ ̶̗̠͖̣̼̐͆ͩ̚͟͟w̸͓̦̰̬͇̻̉̈̀ị̧̡̙̻̣ͧ̓̈t̴̜͓͇̹ͦ́̿̍̈ͬ̀͢h͍̎̐͂͑̕ ̷̢͚̮͉̱͍̫̃̃̉̊ͬyͨ̂͂̚҉̛̺̰̤̬̼̫́ö̴͔͍̳̳͉͕̗́͗͢͞u̼̭̻ͧ͒̆ͬ͘͠͞r͔͖͉͇̹̺̗̻ͮ̊͢͞ ͙̗͍̩͕ͮ̅͌͌̆̉̄ͅp̸̛̳͋͋̿͒ͣ̒̊͜o͙̭̗͛͟͟w̶̟̻͖ͨͩ́̏́̆̚͞è͉͓͈̯̬ͭͦ͑̀̀͊ͩ̕͞r̡̲̻̾̃̔ͪ̎͊͋͛̓͢͝ See More▼
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on August 05
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ROADA ROLLA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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on August 02
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Five nights at Freddy’s? Why not Five Nights in my bed? Ohohohoho
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on August 02
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It's mating season.
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on August 02
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listen

just fuk me okay
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on August 02
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hey b aBE
wanna try and
ride the tide

;;^))
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teen.idle
this made me think of that one country song that everyone likes for a hot minute
on August 03
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on August 02
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Are you Crash, cause I’m gonna Bandi your Coot
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on July 04
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literally

your ass is thicker than the bridge of someone with FAS's nose
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on July 04
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wagwan babes
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on May 12
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