Pick up lines - Page 2

I kinda want to see what everyone can come up with. anything is acceptable, regardless how weird it is.

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Do yOu lIkE JaZz?!?!
(dont do that its a joke)
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FlamPheonix
It’s nice, I wouldn’t say my favourite though.
on February 05, 2019
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on December 16, 2018
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you're the cold shower to my damaged teen
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on December 15, 2018
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u guys want a pickup line I WANT 5 LIKES
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mamma.mia
LOL
on December 17, 2018
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Queenofshadows
hug*
on November 01, 2018
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Colonel_mustards_big_schlong
Hi I’m Torithesharks friend
on October 03, 2018
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JayAnime
try me
on October 03, 2018
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on October 03, 2018
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my wife took the kids, give me more plz
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kyletheconjurer
i love this
on September 11, 2018
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on September 10, 2018
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C̢̙̘̜̭̤̊̃̐̃͘h̴̗̳͖̤̼̠̻͇̾̄̽͌͡Í̦͍̺̘̥̜̰̣̝̥̔͂͘̚͡͝ c͎͍̲͈̱̺̺̒̍͛̄̇̀̂́͟͝͠H͎͚̤͙̼͎̆̏͑̂̇̾̇̃̚̕ͅḯ̵̛̜̲̞̺̝͓̯̝̍̈͗̓̓͘̚,̨̟̻̭̠͓̤̥́͒̎̔̈́̽͘̕͜͟͝ D̤̻̯̹̻́͒̀͗́͒͜o̷̡̙̪̰̓̃̀͒̿̌͆͆͜͞͠ͅ Ȳ͉̫̣̥̫̪̟̀͋͐̒̌̒̅̾̕͜ȯ̷̡̭̟̪̗̌́́́͑̏U̵͈͖̳̰̦̱̾̅̅̂͋̅̋͘͜͜͝ l̛̛͈̠̪̫͎̓͛͂̑̒̕ͅO̖͈̺͙̤̲̭͕͗̒̿̈́̓̕v̶͍̞͔̀͒̄̃̀̀̃̌͐͟͜Ḛ̲͚͉̘̲̓́͊̐̏̓̑̔̍̑ m̢̭̻̙̥̠̈̊̌̋̒̌͞ͅE̴̡͇̭̘̙͍̫̍̍̆̌̚͞?̢̡̪͓̲͍̳̽̔́̀̑̽̚?̵̮̤̻̫̰̲̍̊͛̉͋͒̚?̢̘͔͖̄͌̿̇̄͘͟͠ͅ!̛͍̘̣̠͖̼̮̿̊̊̀͟!̨̢̡̲̹̣̬̍̾͛̑̓̄͋̎?̵̩͚̞̭̩̘͕͂͋͂͆̄͢͜͡!͙͕̰̦͓̲̗͗̃͐̎̒̊͠͠
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on September 10, 2018
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i am going to punch you in your mcfreaking mouth
with my mouth
softly

because i like you
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clown.boy
nice
on August 22, 2018
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rowlf
sounds like me
on August 22, 2018
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on August 22, 2018
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don't do drugs

do me instead
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on August 22, 2018
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t͔̩͚̟̅̿ͮ̑̇̚͡ŭ͉̳̰̙ͫ͛͋ͮ̈ͩ̓͢r̨̰̼͋̈̿ͬ͋ṉ̸͍̼͈̻͖̘ͦ̊̿̈́̈͋̄̎̐̕ ̴̱͚̪̠͖̯̝ͩ̀͋ͅm͖̯̩̹͖͇͍̮͖͒̈́͐ͦ̀͢e̢̢̥̞͍͈͛̌̔̊̿̆͗ͅ ͖̔͗ͣͦ́ͮ̇i̴̲̟̫̻̜̯̠̒ͩ̔ͨ͛̾̊͡ͅn̡͕̙̜̪̟͈̐́͊̋̕t̡̛͔͇͈͚̍͆o͇̯̲͈̭̻̫̗ͮ͂͒͋͂̍ͮ͛̀̕͢͞ ̰̼͖͙͚̮ͩͮ͠ä̮̣̤̥̉́ ̦̳̱̱͊̔g̤̔ͣ͌̅r̗̊́̄̆ͫͥͦe̔͂̊͏̸̦̝͙̼̪͉̟ͅa̧̨̦͎̬̦͌ͫ̑t̢̰̲̯̦̺̝̄ ̳̮̻͓̙͉̺̩̝̆̒ͩͥ͒̂ả̴̯͚̱̰̜̑ͮͯ̚p͖͖̻ͣ̉ͬ̓̓̓͘͝e̸͔͉̤̦̜̭͋ͪ͟͟ͅ ̶̗̠͖̣̼̐͆ͩ̚͟͟w̸͓̦̰̬͇̻̉̈̀ị̧̡̙̻̣ͧ̓̈t̴̜͓͇̹ͦ́̿̍̈ͬ̀͢h͍̎̐͂͑̕ ̷̢͚̮͉̱͍̫̃̃̉̊ͬyͨ̂͂̚҉̛̺̰̤̬̼̫́ö̴͔͍̳̳͉͕̗́͗͢͞u̼̭̻ͧ͒̆ͬ͘͠͞r͔͖͉͇̹̺̗̻ͮ̊͢͞ ͙̗͍̩͕ͮ̅͌͌̆̉̄ͅp̸̛̳͋͋̿͒ͣ̒̊͜o͙̭̗͛͟͟w̶̟̻͖ͨͩ́̏́̆̚͞è͉͓͈̯̬ͭͦ͑̀̀͊ͩ̕͞r̡̲̻̾̃̔ͪ̎͊͋͛̓͢͝ See More▼
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on August 05, 2018
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It's mating season.
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on August 02, 2018
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listen

just fuk me okay
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on August 02, 2018
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hey b aBE
wanna try and
ride the tide

;;^))
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kyletheconjurer
this made me think of that one country song that everyone likes for a hot minute
on August 03, 2018
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on August 02, 2018
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literally

your ass is thicker than the bridge of someone with FAS's nose
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on July 04, 2018
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wagwan babes
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on May 12, 2018
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vore me juice boi
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on May 02, 2018
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Kame hame ha
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on April 26, 2018
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i call my ass dough because you can kneed it anytime
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yall.come.get.ur.orange.juice
@bleshou tbh what isn't wrong with me
on April 25, 2018
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bleshou
what is wrong with you
on April 25, 2018
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on April 25, 2018
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my favorite flavor of popsicle is d iCc k
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on April 25, 2018
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gimme that succ succ like a ducc ducc
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on April 25, 2018
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i wanna suck on ur dick like it's a vape
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on April 25, 2018
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I'lL bLoW yOu LiKe BuBbLeGuM
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on April 25, 2018
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