Stupid things you said.

This is a page dedicated to posting dumb sentences you've said. The sentences that make you go, "What the hell was I thinking?" It might've been an embarrassing thing to say, but it can also be pretty hilarious.

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I accidentally said umm adult pleasure toy...like the actual thing but I thought it was a name of a Pokémon that funny enough was called ditto I did not read it that well thank goodness I got glasses now
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on September 23, 2019
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WHOA LOOK OVER THERE...it’s a bird
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on November 07, 2018
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(This was when I had no idea about anything, but I was trying to be friends with someone emo)

"Oh yeah, I love Panic! At The Disco! It's my favorite song!"

Mmm-hmm okay
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on September 12, 2016
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"You're racist against cacti."
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on August 07, 2016
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I yelled at my teacher on the last day of school and ran out the classroom screaming
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irony
holy shit that's intense
why
on July 31, 2016
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on July 31, 2016
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Nevada is a bad part of Mexico
(Props to anyone who gets this reference.)
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on July 13, 2016
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i said, ¨when is the fourth of july?´
: facepalms :
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on July 07, 2016
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X ur a whore. Dont be a whore
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on July 04, 2016
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i said. HELLO BELLA TALKING IS ME


this happened a lot
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on July 03, 2016
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*Looks at a horse.*
Look at that big deer.
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india
???
on July 04, 2016
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on July 03, 2016
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Me: *randomly and loudly* HI

Everyone else in the room: *stares at me blankly*

That's happened like 8 times as of today lol
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on July 03, 2016
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*bird in distance* "oh hey look, a moose."

"Yea last night i was wasting hours listening to My Chemical Horizion"
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on July 03, 2016
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"*Falls out of chair during class,was sleeping* 24!!!!"
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FlowersAndBruies
And it hapened 24 times
on July 07, 2016
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The.Uncanny.Valley
haha.
on July 03, 2016
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on July 03, 2016
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"I can fit a whole bottle in my b hole"
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india
No lol
on July 03, 2016
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The.Uncanny.Valley
Can u rlly?
on July 02, 2016
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india
??
on July 02, 2016
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india
Yes as was spoking today
on July 02, 2016
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on July 02, 2016
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everyone goes to the sun
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on July 02, 2016
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I start to call my friends 'Mom' or 'Alex' because let's face it our moms and siblings are the only ones we actually talk to during the summer
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on July 02, 2016
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I was talking to one of my friends on the phone and I told my mom I love and friend thought I was talking to him ? ah god the explaining
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FlowersAndBruies
on July 02, 2016
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PenguinMcGuffin
Haha lol
on July 02, 2016
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FlowersAndBruies
Yes I had to explain who i was actually talking to to him @WolfTheCreepypasta
on July 02, 2016
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PenguinMcGuffin
Was it for you? Lol
on July 02, 2016
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FlowersAndBruies
on July 02, 2016
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on July 01, 2016
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When I was little, I was convinced that there was an imp in my shadow. Thank you, Twilight Princess. ?
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The.Uncanny.Valley
haha! awesome.
on July 01, 2016
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on July 01, 2016
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when i was little i was convinced that i knew spanish because of dora and at a mexican restraunt the waiter said "Gracias" and i confidently replied, "Pinata!" i didnt know why people were laughing. lol
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on July 01, 2016
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"Uhhhh can you help me tie my shoes I don't know how to"
And I still can't tie my shoes to this day, even though I'm 14 years old.
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All_hail_Melon_King
ME TOO
on July 02, 2016
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PenguinMcGuffin
X3 Lol
on July 01, 2016
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Honeymoon_Croon
Oh okay thank you! @WolfTheCreepypasta
on July 01, 2016
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PenguinMcGuffin
I'll tie your shoes for you I ment... ^.^
on July 01, 2016
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Honeymoon_Croon
Everyone I know tried helping but it makes me so confused I even tried videos but I still couldn't @WolfTheCreepypasta
on July 01, 2016
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on July 01, 2016
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