The_Watcher

You'll never know.
"I will shove my knife into your cake-y... Flesh..? And put you on my plate and eat you!" - Me (on cake)
*My sister aggressively tries to scoot away*
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on Wednesday
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passed
Perfect!
5 correct questions out of 5. The passing score mark is 3
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on Wednesday
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added a personality quiz to the favorite list
Which One Of My Spirits Are You?
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You won't believe me but there's actually 21 possible results: 17 normal; 3 special and 1 kind of secret! Please tell me which one you've got! I would love to see which one of my little minions you are..! By the way I created t...
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Wind-Spirit
Wind-Spirit
You are soft, peaceful and patient. People feel relax when they talk to you and they always ask YOU for advice. I would LOVE you! X)
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on Wednesday
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Listening to authors cackling while they kill and/or torture everyone you care about
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on Wednesday
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(Watching the Ninja LEGO Movie)
Lloyd: Green is the color of life, etc.
My Sister: It's also the color of MONEY
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14 days ago
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Me: *shows sister drawing*
Sister: Cool, who is it?
Me: No one, it's just a cute bunny girl.
Sister: *haunting whisper* Stalker
Me: When have I ever stalked a bunny girl?!
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15 days ago
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Rewatching Gravity Falls episodes like "Man, there are eyes everywhere"
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16 days ago
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Mom: You're phone's running out of battery. You should plug it in
Me: Nah
Mom: There's a charger right there.
Me: Too lazy to plug it in. I only do it when I'm down to 5%
Mom: Buckle up, Kiki
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16 days ago
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Just saying, but if it's "true love," shouldn't you be able to tell when they are being impersonated by an entirely different person disguised as them? JUST SAYING...
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17 days ago
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Tried to type "Kat" and typed "may" today. Good job, me.
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18 days ago
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uploaded a photo
My sister says "that will be me and [her] boyfriend." Should I be worried?
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19 days ago
Take (dis)comfort in the fact that, somewhere in the world, there is one person (or many, for that matter) who will always be there to offend you with every word they speak so much that it physically hurts, and that, while you may never meet them in person, the internet is there to make sure you encounter them daily.
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19 days ago
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There are two types of people (watching the Hunger Games):
1) Awh, that poor kid :'(
2) Lol Cato looks like a bear rn
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21 days ago
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"You're doing it right when you know you're doing it wrong."
- My sister
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24 days ago
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"I think I just had 200 fluid ounces of caffeine!" - Me at 11:43 (PM)
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30 days ago
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Me: I'm going upstairs *starts going upstairs*
Sister: Only if you can find me
Me: *Looks at her*
Sister: *sits in creepy pose on the toilet* Hi.
Me: *creeped out* *turns aroundnd and starts running upstairs*
Me: *halfway upstairs* *looks back*
(Sister is chasing me) See More▼
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on July 20
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One time I chased a police car with an IPod Shuffle.
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on July 18
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My sister: *trying to make me laugh* Grandma upside down. Shhe's behind you!
Me: what?!?? *slowly turns around*
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on July 18
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Dad: *using sink*
Me: *tries to show Dad funny meme* Look at this
Dad: *grabs phone*
Me: *sarcastic* Oh great, just use your wet hands. Yep, that's fine
Dad: *looks at me while grabing glass of water and tiping it over my phone*
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on July 18
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