Our substitute in science started silently playing MJ and then jazz. I told my friend, "ya like jazz?"
on June 12, 2018
Sleep. I need.
on June 11, 2018
There's a "caillou x shrek" and I'll read a line to you
Ahem
"caillou worshipped shrek but shrek stole his fidget spinner :' ( liek if u cri every tiem"
Also, there's a lemon with Caillou and Shrek and Shrek basically vores him by shoving Caillou's head into his mouth
Also:
" "BEGONE THOT" Calliou shoted so loudly you were blown against the wall, breaking the wood, and being shot into the sky. "Team Rocket blasting off again!!" You scream as you flew through the air. As you made See More your way into orbit, you felt your face grow hot with all the thoughts of Caillou swarming your mind. He was so powerful, so strong, so muscular. You were madly in love with him, but you were in orbit, so you'd never get to see him again. Caillou, meanwhile, was enjoying dinner with his family. He absolutely hated weeaboos and you happen to be one of them"
And my favourite:
Shrek x Hitler x Jesus x Madison x Caillou x Arthur it has twelve parts
"I'm just a kid who's 14, each day I take the Morphine, I have depression I'm Caiiiilllou, I finally grew hair, even in my underware, I'mmmm 14 now I'm Caiiiilou, Caillou, I'm Caillou (Do do do beep do do do do) I HAVE DEPPRESION"
As I'm reading this, my brain cells are dying. The next chapter is about him banging Madison, then Hitler screams at Madison because he "thought they would share Caillou" So then Jesus walks in and is like "Mind if I join?" and Jesus bangs Caillou from behind and then Shrek kicks down the door and screams "WHAT ARE YE DOIN ON MY WIFE" Then Arthur showed up on a unicorn and took Madison and Jesus away
There's still ten more chapters, I'm scared.
Ahem
"caillou worshipped shrek but shrek stole his fidget spinner :' ( liek if u cri every tiem"
Also, there's a lemon with Caillou and Shrek and Shrek basically vores him by shoving Caillou's head into his mouth
Also:
" "BEGONE THOT" Calliou shoted so loudly you were blown against the wall, breaking the wood, and being shot into the sky. "Team Rocket blasting off again!!" You scream as you flew through the air. As you made See More your way into orbit, you felt your face grow hot with all the thoughts of Caillou swarming your mind. He was so powerful, so strong, so muscular. You were madly in love with him, but you were in orbit, so you'd never get to see him again. Caillou, meanwhile, was enjoying dinner with his family. He absolutely hated weeaboos and you happen to be one of them"
And my favourite:
Shrek x Hitler x Jesus x Madison x Caillou x Arthur it has twelve parts
"I'm just a kid who's 14, each day I take the Morphine, I have depression I'm Caiiiilllou, I finally grew hair, even in my underware, I'mmmm 14 now I'm Caiiiilou, Caillou, I'm Caillou (Do do do beep do do do do) I HAVE DEPPRESION"
As I'm reading this, my brain cells are dying. The next chapter is about him banging Madison, then Hitler screams at Madison because he "thought they would share Caillou" So then Jesus walks in and is like "Mind if I join?" and Jesus bangs Caillou from behind and then Shrek kicks down the door and screams "WHAT ARE YE DOIN ON MY WIFE" Then Arthur showed up on a unicorn and took Madison and Jesus away
There's still ten more chapters, I'm scared.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5240751/1/Caillou-s-Typical-Day this is cringey rated M even worse
on June 09, 2018
on June 09, 2018
What I say: maybe
What I mean: Hell no
What I mean: Hell no
on June 07, 2018
on June 06, 2018
What is this, a bachelorette TV show? Omg, heys gon choose me, hun. I don't even know what life is anymore
on June 05, 2018
if America so famously said, "Winter can suck on my jingle bells", then his summer quote is, "Summer can suck on my beach balls"??
on June 05, 2018
ColdColorfulBiscuits
Stiucsib.Lufroloc.Dloc
Stiucsib.Lufroloc.Dloc
on June 05, 2018
When you want to lick a donut hole but are in public and you have to just eat ir regularly. #relatable
on June 05, 2018
Yes I'm gonna be ur bubblegum bitchh. But I don't want to. We can make this work. I am your wonder maid. Im the girl u die for. But I don't wish to, but we cAn make it work.
on June 04, 2018