
One, two, Melatonin is coming for you
Three, four, baby, won't you lock the door?
Five, six, I'm done with it
Seven, eight, it's getting late, so close your eyes, sleep the days
Hush, little baby, drink your spoiled milk
I'm fücking crazy, need my prescription filled
Do you like my cookies They're made just for you See More
A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison too.
Three, four, baby, won't you lock the door?
Five, six, I'm done with it
Seven, eight, it's getting late, so close your eyes, sleep the days
Hush, little baby, drink your spoiled milk
I'm fücking crazy, need my prescription filled
Do you like my cookies They're made just for you See More
A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison too.

The.Ice.Is.Melting
Yes
on March 13, 2018

milfs
milk and cookies by melanie martinez
on March 13, 2018
on March 13, 2018

on March 12, 2018

I am not an alien
I liked a girl in 3rd grade
I live in Michigan
I liked a girl in 3rd grade
I live in Michigan
on March 09, 2018

When people ask why I'm so tall, I will now say that the height chromosomes from my dad decided to be gay and get together to double my height growth which makes no sense but sounds so fruking gaysmart

on March 08, 2018
on March 08, 2018

Guys, stop criticizing this page. Just let us be happy and use our imagination and love unicorns.
on March 07, 2018

Form
Name: Bianca Tiffany Kathiamara Lemongrass KweenThe First
Age: she is immortal but looks 17.
Looks: wavy rainbow hair that has glitter and sparkles so fückingg shiny in the sunlight, huge tits, huge ass, blue and pink mixed colored eyes, white cat ears, cat tail, longass eyelashes, black t-shirt that says 'I AM BAE', booty shorts, pblack hightops.
Powers: can fly, can shoot lasers out of her hands and tits and asshole, ability to turn invisible, ability to look so frickin See More sexyyy.
Pets: Giant kawaii pink and black alpaca that vomits rainbows named Truffles
Relationship status: fûcked every single h a w t anime guy, widowed to Hitler, dating Johnny Bravo and Fuccboy 1
Other: she is fuccing hot and awesome.
Name: Bianca Tiffany Kathiamara Lemongrass KweenThe First
Age: she is immortal but looks 17.
Looks: wavy rainbow hair that has glitter and sparkles so fückingg shiny in the sunlight, huge tits, huge ass, blue and pink mixed colored eyes, white cat ears, cat tail, longass eyelashes, black t-shirt that says 'I AM BAE', booty shorts, pblack hightops.
Powers: can fly, can shoot lasers out of her hands and tits and asshole, ability to turn invisible, ability to look so frickin See More sexyyy.
Pets: Giant kawaii pink and black alpaca that vomits rainbows named Truffles
Relationship status: fûcked every single h a w t anime guy, widowed to Hitler, dating Johnny Bravo and Fuccboy 1
Other: she is fuccing hot and awesome.

Background, she appeared out of nowhere in the house of Bill Nye. He tried to experiment on her but she flied away. She got tired of being a child and used magic to make herself into a 17 year old and stayed immortal. She fücked the hottest Hetalia guys, married Hitler, got divorced, married Ash Ketchum and Sans older and cheats on the. with several guys including See More Hitler. She is so awesome, right?
Bianca: I'm a puh-LAYER, gurl!
Bianca: I'm a puh-LAYER, gurl!
on March 05, 2018
on March 05, 2018

Anyone wanna cringe rp?

I’ve f*cked every alien in can find,I cheat on all of them and then I f*uck there brothers!!!:D
on May 19, 2018

HI HI. I am like, Princess Linette and my hot cutie man is Ash Ketchum grown up. Don't tell anyone but I am cheating on him with Sebastian AND Death the Kid.
on March 05, 2018

on March 05, 2018
on March 05, 2018

This page is so cringe and HIGHlarious. Why is you dead, page? LET IT LIVE AGAIN! FEEL THE CRINGE!
on March 04, 2018