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Hello, I am a weirdo and a nerd. Please remember though, I am not a geek. If you look up these three words in the dictionary, you get this:
Weirdo
N. (Pl. weirdos) INFORMAL a person See More▼ whose behaviour seems strange or eccentric.
Nerd (Also nurd)
N. INFORMAL a foolish or contemptible person who lack social skills or is boringly studious.
Geek
N. INFORMAL An unfashionable or socially inept person
And if you look up the word "food" you get this:
Food
N. [mass noun] any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth
All of these definitions are of course, totally wrong. The dictionary should say this:
Weirdo-
A level of coolness involving minions, space, cats, steampunk and whatever else you want to involve. This level of coolness it so cool that not many people understand it.
Nerd-
An awesome person with great science and computer skills. They often are often socially awkward.
Geek-
A person who is obsessed with homework and sees the universe as a school.
Food-
The most awesome thing (excluding David Bowie) to exist in all known universes and quite a lot of unknown ones.
So my advice to normal people:
1. Go to the loo.
2. Eat.
3. Sleep
4. Breathe
5. Repeat
And my advice to weirdos and nerds (or nerdy weirdos):
1. Stop lamas from taking over the world
2. Stick a babel fish in your ear
3. Listen to David Bowie's music
4. Draw squids
5. Do amazing stuff
Finally my advice to geeks:
1. Liven up a bit
2. Have fun
May the force be ever in your favour and may the odds be with you. May the dolphins tell you secrets of the cosmos, may the mice not try to cut your brain open too often and may you love warrior cats until the end comes.
And now there is only one thing to say.
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Weirdo
N. (Pl. weirdos) INFORMAL a person See More▼ whose behaviour seems strange or eccentric.
Nerd (Also nurd)
N. INFORMAL a foolish or contemptible person who lack social skills or is boringly studious.
Geek
N. INFORMAL An unfashionable or socially inept person
And if you look up the word "food" you get this:
Food
N. [mass noun] any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth
All of these definitions are of course, totally wrong. The dictionary should say this:
Weirdo-
A level of coolness involving minions, space, cats, steampunk and whatever else you want to involve. This level of coolness it so cool that not many people understand it.
Nerd-
An awesome person with great science and computer skills. They often are often socially awkward.
Geek-
A person who is obsessed with homework and sees the universe as a school.
Food-
The most awesome thing (excluding David Bowie) to exist in all known universes and quite a lot of unknown ones.
So my advice to normal people:
1. Go to the loo.
2. Eat.
3. Sleep
4. Breathe
5. Repeat
And my advice to weirdos and nerds (or nerdy weirdos):
1. Stop lamas from taking over the world
2. Stick a babel fish in your ear
3. Listen to David Bowie's music
4. Draw squids
5. Do amazing stuff
Finally my advice to geeks:
1. Liven up a bit
2. Have fun
May the force be ever in your favour and may the odds be with you. May the dolphins tell you secrets of the cosmos, may the mice not try to cut your brain open too often and may you love warrior cats until the end comes.
And now there is only one thing to say.
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Space10101 created a story
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Alina is in year nine at school, and managing perfectly well... But then she meets a junior school kid who has set his sights on world domination. She decides to try to help him realise how bad that idea is. But later, she regr...
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by Space10101
on March 28, 2015
Ok, I am thinking that maybe I should copy some of my Watpad stories into Qfeast. Vote up this post if you agree, and vote it down if you think it's a bad idea. (I know I spelt watpad wrong, but Qfeast won't let me mention it.)
on March 28, 2015
Little kids. I find them terrifying.
on March 25, 2015
Ok, I'm back from the fencing trip now. It was fun mostly except for a few things. But I enjoyed it mostly.
on March 20, 2015
HAPPY 500!!!!!!!&[]&[]&[]
on March 13, 2015
Ok, after Sunday, I won't be on for a week. I'm going to a fencing competition at crystal palace in London.
on March 13, 2015
Ok guys, advance warning. In the near future I shall be changing my user name to Fuse360.
on March 11, 2015
Space10101
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personality
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Ever wondered whether you are a nerd or a weirdo or both? Find out here! You could also be normal or a geek. Good luck!
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by Space10101
on March 08, 2015
Friend: Why on Earth do you have Clash of Clans?
Me: Er... It's nothing to do with the fact that I enjoy destroying stuff...
Friend: ?
Me: *Goes on rampage destroying several buildings.*
Me: Er... It's nothing to do with the fact that I enjoy destroying stuff...
Friend: ?
Me: *Goes on rampage destroying several buildings.*
on March 03, 2015
Just watched back to the future two. It was hilarious. But to understand it, you really need to see the first one first. My Dad and I were laughing our heads off, but my mum was totally lost. It went something like this:
Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Mum: ?
Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Mum: I still don't get this.
Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Mum: ?
Dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Mum: I still don't get this.
on February 28, 2015
I just edited Ashes to Ashes, Hello Spaceboy and Space Oddity together. It sounds terrible.
on February 28, 2015
FIrst day back at school today, and it was terrible. Loads of homework. I'm doing my chemistry right now. I hate alloys. Why can't we ever do anything interesting in science, like the finer points of how gravity works, or something to do with space?
on February 23, 2015
on February 23, 2015
on February 22, 2015
Space10101 added a new chapter to Tunnels of Darkness
Chapter Two
Tentatively Theodore clambered out of bed. "What is it Alex?" He asked, his voice quivering. Alex grinned at him.
"This may be news to you." She said. "But the student leaders have had you under observation whole day. And they have decided that I should be the one to look after you. I know that in the daytime the students of this school look dead and boring- sleeping through lessons and snapping at others. But the reality of this place it revealed only at night." Alex paused, letting her word... Read Full Chapter
"This may be news to you." She said. "But the student leaders have had you under observation whole day. And they have decided that I should be the one to look after you. I know that in the daytime the students of this school look dead and boring- sleeping through lessons and snapping at others. But the reality of this place it revealed only at night." Alex paused, letting her word... Read Full Chapter
on February 22, 2015
