CorneliusHackl

GUYS i'm SOOOOOOOOOOO obsessed with the British sitcom "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em" (1973--1978). if you're unfamiliar, it's about this guy named Frank Spencer. and Frank is a LOSER (slash pos). right. he has an almost supernatural ability to break EVERYTHING he touches. He's constantly trembling and fidgeting and falling over and bumping into things and misunderstanding people. he's very clearly autistic, but because this was the 70s, people were like "whaaaaat noooo he's not See More autistic, he's just.... weird... he's just Like That.." but guys. guys. He's CONSTANTLY stimming. everyone is ALWAYS mad at him because he is the most awkward man ever and he's always misunderstanding social cues. he's so dear to me. the ONLY person who's nice to him is his wife Betty. Frank says in one episode "People just don't seem to like me :(" HE MAKES ME SICK /pos I LOVE HIM. i get so protective over him. god i was born in the wrong country and generation, i would have KILLED as a Frank Spencer impressionist in 1975 Great Britain

hi guys it's me MysticMedievalSamuraiPrincess/GalacticBiRavenclaw i'm just very cornelius pilled rn

F**K j k rowling. no more "GalacticBiRavenclaw" in THIS house.

dude oh my god

hi guyssss some updates about me
-i graduated from college wtf
-i wrote a musical (it's a stage adaptation of reservoir dogs)
-i'm transmasc gender apathetic
-i met my HERO (alex timbers aka the director of beetlejuice the musical, just in time the musical, and moulin rouge the musical, among others)
-uhhh idk i'm currently really into hello dolly
-i'm followed by 2/3 of my favorite actors, met one of them, and i have a signed personalized postcard from the third See More
-dude idek
-i'm literally an adult with a job and a college degree and an apartment now isn't that crazy

CORNELIUS HACKL FROM HELLO DOLLY I WOULD TREAT YOU SOOOO WELL

girl wtf is with all of the bots lately

HIII

happy 10 years since i joined this site. i'm top gun pilled now

rereading some of my old writing on here... dear GOD.... WHY DID I HAVE ANY FOLLOWERS. this stuff is YIKES ON BIKES. DAGGER?????????? ok girl CALM DOWN you're not shakespeare damn

Update:
-I'm gender apathetic and go by any pronouns

HEYYYYYYYYYY

hi

Lol I read your book on how to be rebellious in class.
You read hitchhiker guide to the galaxy?