your.cool.grandma - Page 411
on February 21, 2016
Sunday school teacher: who created the cake?
Me: *panics* BETTY CROCKER
Me: *panics* BETTY CROCKER
on February 21, 2016
Happy 169, bruh.
on February 21, 2016
*realization*
169 followers
69...
Sixty
Nine
Nope bye *jumps out window*
169 followers
69...
Sixty
Nine
Nope bye *jumps out window*
on February 21, 2016
...I had a dream where my YouTube app on my IPhone worked
It's been acting up and not playing videos
It's been acting up and not playing videos
on February 21, 2016
Oh.
K
K
How healthy are you physically/mentally?
Physically healthy
You are physically fit, but struggle in the mental areas. Please go to counseling or talk to someone about your problems.
on February 21, 2016
Now The night Is coming to and end
....
The sun will rise and we will try again
....
Stay alive, stay alive,
For me...
....
The sun will rise and we will try again
....
Stay alive, stay alive,
For me...
on February 21, 2016
I remember like 3 days ago I was listening to Goner by TØP and it was at the part where Tyler is all "I wanna be known by you" and he's yelling.
I hug my crush and she hears my music(it was turned up pretty loud cause the hallways at school are loud af) and she gave me a look of fear. She asked what I was listening to, and looked slightly relieved when I told her it was just TØP
:0
I hug my crush and she hears my music(it was turned up pretty loud cause the hallways at school are loud af) and she gave me a look of fear. She asked what I was listening to, and looked slightly relieved when I told her it was just TØP
:0
on February 21, 2016
I just want qfeast to ban these 'are you pretty' quizzes. They're rude and can really hurt someone's feelings.
on February 21, 2016
on February 21, 2016
Just got a Musical.ly
If anyone has one and wants to follow me, my user is PockyPants
If anyone has one and wants to follow me, my user is PockyPants
on February 21, 2016
on February 21, 2016
I'm gonna make a music video using a Twenty Øne Piløts song.
Which song should I use?
Which song should I use?
on February 20, 2016
I'm so bored
I tell my dad
He gives me chores
Doesn't do them
I'm almost to the point where crying sounds fun.
I tell my dad
He gives me chores
Doesn't do them
I'm almost to the point where crying sounds fun.
on February 20, 2016
I want to do something
But my house is boring AF
It's all because of moving
Id probably be outside playing with the kids from my old neighborhood of my parents never decided to move...
But my house is boring AF
It's all because of moving
Id probably be outside playing with the kids from my old neighborhood of my parents never decided to move...
on February 20, 2016
Legit in 5 hours I have to go to church
Mom
Why can't I go to my friends house and you can just come PICK ME UP ON YOUR WAY TO CHURCH!?
EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!?
Jeez
Can't believe I'm still mad abt this
Mom
Why can't I go to my friends house and you can just come PICK ME UP ON YOUR WAY TO CHURCH!?
EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!?
Jeez
Can't believe I'm still mad abt this
on February 20, 2016
on February 20, 2016
I remember when I was younger
And I was so close to being a Christian.
I'd be like: you should read the bible!
Jesus died for our sins!
If you believe in God you'll go to heaven!
And now I don't even care.
And I was so close to being a Christian.
I'd be like: you should read the bible!
Jesus died for our sins!
If you believe in God you'll go to heaven!
And now I don't even care.
on February 20, 2016
Im just going to throw another stupid rant out about being in a Christian family. If any Christians read this, please don't be offended.
First of all, my mom has called my sexuality sinful just because man and women weren't made to have s3x with the same gender. Mom. Who said I was ever even doing to do that shit? You don't have to re-explain how babies are made just because I tell you I'm bisexual. She looked way too let down when i told her I was bisexual. Then BAM Christian See More▼ talk.
Second of all, my mom forces me to go to church. If I don't go to church unless I'm sick or out of town, my parents ground me.
I can't be in certain fandoms because some are so called 'disrespectful', 'unholy' and/or 'demonic' I couldn't like creepypasta because it was demonic and unholy. I couldn't like FNaF cause it was demonic. And, oh dear lord I'm so glad they haven't found out about this one fandom, Homstuck. If they found out about Homestuck no one knows how much trouble I'd be in. They'd call it demonic because of the trolls, they'd call it disrespectful because of the language, and they'd call it unholy also because of the language. They'd raid everything, telling me to rid of each and every one of my Homestuck things, then I'd be grounded for who knows how long.
My parents HATE cussing. Honestly, what's the big deal about it? It's just words to describe our feelings. I asked my mom why she was so against cussing, and she said: because it's not holy speech we're Christian and we're expected to live a life with God and praise the Bible! We're supposed to worship God and not use such language! But that doesn't mean we always have to be on our knees and worship Jesus."
Wow. Ok. That's what it feels like mom. Being a Christian is making me stress. It makes me feel guilty about everything I do cause I'm like: what if I'm punished for this
I don't care anymore. I'll be a Christian, maybe, but I'll cuss. I'll be gay if I want to. I'll be a fan girl. I can do all that and still worship God, mom. I bet you just won't accept it.
Bible says that you can sin all you want but you'll still be forgiven. You just have to believe in God.
I don't have to follow those commandments. I don't have to swear I'll be the best person.
People murder and still go to heaven,
I can cuss, be gay, and like 'unholy' things and still be Christian all at the same time.
I'll just be a Christian "living a sinful life"
Mom. You've sinned, you've probably cussed. You might not have been bisexual or anything cause you act like SUCH A FREAKING HOMOPHOBE! BUT YOURE STILL ALL "Jesus this Jesus that, the bible says BLAHBLAHBLAH"
That's about it.
Screw Christianity right now!
If being a Christian means I have to live a life of SHIT then I'm not even going to bother being one.
First of all, my mom has called my sexuality sinful just because man and women weren't made to have s3x with the same gender. Mom. Who said I was ever even doing to do that shit? You don't have to re-explain how babies are made just because I tell you I'm bisexual. She looked way too let down when i told her I was bisexual. Then BAM Christian See More▼ talk.
Second of all, my mom forces me to go to church. If I don't go to church unless I'm sick or out of town, my parents ground me.
I can't be in certain fandoms because some are so called 'disrespectful', 'unholy' and/or 'demonic' I couldn't like creepypasta because it was demonic and unholy. I couldn't like FNaF cause it was demonic. And, oh dear lord I'm so glad they haven't found out about this one fandom, Homstuck. If they found out about Homestuck no one knows how much trouble I'd be in. They'd call it demonic because of the trolls, they'd call it disrespectful because of the language, and they'd call it unholy also because of the language. They'd raid everything, telling me to rid of each and every one of my Homestuck things, then I'd be grounded for who knows how long.
My parents HATE cussing. Honestly, what's the big deal about it? It's just words to describe our feelings. I asked my mom why she was so against cussing, and she said: because it's not holy speech we're Christian and we're expected to live a life with God and praise the Bible! We're supposed to worship God and not use such language! But that doesn't mean we always have to be on our knees and worship Jesus."
Wow. Ok. That's what it feels like mom. Being a Christian is making me stress. It makes me feel guilty about everything I do cause I'm like: what if I'm punished for this
I don't care anymore. I'll be a Christian, maybe, but I'll cuss. I'll be gay if I want to. I'll be a fan girl. I can do all that and still worship God, mom. I bet you just won't accept it.
Bible says that you can sin all you want but you'll still be forgiven. You just have to believe in God.
I don't have to follow those commandments. I don't have to swear I'll be the best person.
People murder and still go to heaven,
I can cuss, be gay, and like 'unholy' things and still be Christian all at the same time.
I'll just be a Christian "living a sinful life"
Mom. You've sinned, you've probably cussed. You might not have been bisexual or anything cause you act like SUCH A FREAKING HOMOPHOBE! BUT YOURE STILL ALL "Jesus this Jesus that, the bible says BLAHBLAHBLAH"
That's about it.
Screw Christianity right now!
If being a Christian means I have to live a life of SHIT then I'm not even going to bother being one.
Yeah... I mean, being saved shouldn't be an excuse to do whatever you want. God doesn't want that. But he most certainly doesn't want you to just try to be perfect because it's the "Christian" thing to do. It really bothers me when parents or teachers try to convince me that I need to be perfect or always be good in order to be saved or have a relationship with See More▼ God. Like Jesus said: he didn't come to help the healthy people, but the sick ones. So yeah.
I hope that I'm not annoying you by saying this or anything.
I hope that I'm not annoying you by saying this or anything.
on February 20, 2016
on February 20, 2016
on February 20, 2016
Stupid af rant:
Mom
Wow
She's not letting me see a friend because she has a stupid church service I don't even need have to go to.
It pisses me off!
There's literally nothing to do at the stupid church building, and I'm surrounded by little kids swarming the area and getting all up in my business.
Ugh. See More▼
Part of my thinks she doesn't want me seeing any of my female friends outside of school because she knows I'm bisexual. I feel like she doesn't want me around girls because I'm slightly attracted to them in that way.
SIGH
Mom
Wow
She's not letting me see a friend because she has a stupid church service I don't even need have to go to.
It pisses me off!
There's literally nothing to do at the stupid church building, and I'm surrounded by little kids swarming the area and getting all up in my business.
Ugh. See More▼
Part of my thinks she doesn't want me seeing any of my female friends outside of school because she knows I'm bisexual. I feel like she doesn't want me around girls because I'm slightly attracted to them in that way.
SIGH
on February 20, 2016
Moirail why