The story of fights

Sonic Vs Wario

STARTING WITH BANG!
Yes, the super fast, derp faced, hedgehog.
Vs Wario the fat, funny, derp faced, fat dude.
My name is Spinner or Josh and I will be talking through who would win, in a battle to the death.
------------------------------------
Sonic
Gotta go fast!
Hahaha, so Sonic been here once and he's BACK AGAIN.
Sonic the one hell of a fast hedgehog, who should not be wearing SHOES!
714 mps is the top speed of what can be counted, of this guy.
He's impatient, but still awesome.
He's not that smart, and not that strong.
But he makes up for it in speed and determination.
He grew up without a mum, more or less, spent 90% of the time trying to find her though.
Who was running away from him.
What a bitch.
Anyway, if Sonic already stupid speed isn't enough.
Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
He goes SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Yes the super from grants Sonic pure invincibility!
His speed and well everything, is increased by 1000%!
But without lots of rings...It doesn't last more than a minute...Well then.
Well we all know what and who this guy is sooooooo
Moving on!
"You're too slow"

Wario
Well, well, well, look who's in who's hands now...ASSHOLE!
Now, Wario the fat guy who has shit tons of strength.
He owned the Wario game, which was total bullshit, and now I own HIS fate.
"Wahahahahahah"
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
Ahem! Anyway.
So Wario hasn't got many major factors.
He has a bike, which is slow as f8ck but he can pull it out of nowhere, anytime, and any amount of times.
He has massive power attacks, and other questionable moves...Such as FARTING ON HIS OPPONENT.
Super Smash bros was a fun game because of that.
But even if he doesn't have enough shit to deal with an enemy.
Well, he goes SUPERRRRRR- Wait...Where have I seen that before...
-rewinds-
Me: "He goes SUPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
-Normal time-
Oh right I said that...
Anyway, his strength becomes majorly op.
As he can lift dino's for no reason...Who would have thought.
But it is majorly limited.
It doesn't last more than 30 seconds.
But anyway...ENOUGH TALK.
COZ IT'S TIME FOR A Oc-...Shit I forgot...
Time for a...For a...Argh!
Time for aaaaaaaa-
Argh F*CK IT!