My Shamchat Experiences

My Shamchat Experiences

these are some of my shamchatting experiences, most of them are VERY weird at times

published on October 12, 20156 reads 2 readers 0 not completed
Chapter 1.

A Slytherin girl (me) and James Sirius Potter

A Slytherin girl: Who are you?

James Sirius Potter: James Sirius Potter at your service.

A Slytherin girl: (( just saying this is the same person who roleplayed with you as Ronald Weasley))

James Sirius Potter: ((Haha okayyy))

A Slytherin girl: hmm, seems like a good house-elf but you aren't one

James Sirius Potter: Hah, very funny. What's your name?

A Slytherin girl: and why do you deserve to know my name?

James Sirius Potter: Because I asked nicely.

A Slytherin girl: more like asked a slytherin like an idiot Hufflepuff would do

James Sirius Potter: Now I don't even want to know you're name.

A Slytherin girl: *laughes*
A Slytherin girl: Domino

James Sirius Potter: your*
James Sirius Potter: Nice name.

A Slytherin girl: *rolls eyes* *mumbles* apparently this idiot doesn't knowthe difference between a lie and the truth....

James Sirius Potter: Your name isn't Domino?

A Slytherin girl: you think I would have a stupid name like that?

James Sirius Potter: Yes?

A Slytherin girl: *rolls eyes*

James Sirius Potter: Fine. What's your name, then?

A Slytherin girl: .... -.- im not going to tell you...

James Sirius Potter: Fine, I'll just call you Olga, then.

A Slytherin girl: excuse me?

James Sirius Potter: Your name is Olga.
James Sirius Potter: From now on.

A Slytherin girl: no, it's not, that's my grandmothers name

James Sirius Potter: Really?

A Slytherin girl: yep

James Sirius Potter: Cool.
James Sirius Potter: Then you're named after her. Congrats.

A Slytherin girl: Harlow.
A Slytherin girl: DUCK!!!

James Sirius Potter: Harlow Duck?

A Slytherin girl:  *ducks out of the way as the Whomping Willow tries to whack us8

James Sirius Potter: Wha-- WHAT! *Screams*

A Slytherin girl: Are you ok?

James Sirius Potter: Like bloody hell I'm not.

A Slytherin girl: Atleast it didn't pick you up and throw you, no the best experience.....

James Sirius Potter: I can imagine.

A Slytherin girl: -.- ofcourse you can imagine, you sound like a gryffindor

James Sirius Potter: I sound like a Gryffindor?
James Sirius Potter: Hm, I wonder why.
James Sirius Potter: Oh, yeah! That's right. I'm a Gryffindor.

A Slytherin girl: *rolls eyes* now you sound like an idiot*

James Sirius Potter: Do not!

A Slytherin girl: mhmm

James Sirius Potter: I do not!

A Slytherin girl: mhmm

James Sirius Potter: Twerp.

A Slytherin girl: ugh... *starts to walk away as another branch swoops down* *mumbles* you got no warning this time

James Sirius Potter: *Screams*

A Slytherin girl: Your Welcome

James Sirius Potter: Idiot.

A Slytherin girl: you're calling me the idiot when you were the one being whacked by the branches from being oblivious?

James Sirius Potter: Pretty much.

A Slytherin girl: -.-

James Sirius Potter: Heh. Idiot.

A Slytherin girl: *slaps James as hard as she can, which is like being whacked by the Whmoping Willow*

James Sirius Potter: OUCH!
James Sirius Potter: What the bloody hell was that for?

A Slytherin girl: for calling me an Idiot

James Sirius Potter: Well, you are.

A Slytherin girl: then you're even more of an idio----- *points* what the bloody hell was that!?

James Sirius Potter: What the bloody hell was what?

A Slytherin girl: *throws Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder and makes a run for it into the Whomping Willow entrance*

James Sirius Potter: Hey, Monopoly! Ludo! Whatever your name is!

A Slytherin girl: HARLOW!! *runs through the long hallway into the Shrieking Shack hoping he wont follow*

James Sirius Potter: Monopoly! *tries to run after*

A Slytherin girl: ITS HARLOW YOU IDIOT!!

James Sirius Potter: MONOPOLY! *catches up with you*

A Slytherin girl: *holds hand up as if to slap him* Do you want to be slapped again??

James Sirius Potter: No, of course not!

A Slytherin girl: It's Harlow *turns and walks away*

James Sirius Potter: *follows* Sure, Monopoly.

A Slytherin girl: -.-
A Slytherin girl: What year are you in

James Sirius Potter: 5th, you?

A Slytherin girl: oh great, im stuck with you all year

James Sirius Potter: Lucky you.

A Slytherin girl: ugh.

James Sirius Potter: You love it.

A Slytherin girl: love what?

James Sirius Potter: The fact that you're stuck with me.

A Slytherin girl: Shut up *puts fists up*

James Sirius Potter: Nice fists.

A Slytherin girl: *punches him* >: (

James Sirius Potter: Ey!

A Slytherin girl: *walks away again*

James Sirius Potter: Whoa, is it that time of the month?

A Slytherin girl: What time?
A Slytherin girl: Full moon?

James Sirius Potter: Noo, period.
James Sirius Potter: Your period.

A Slytherin girl: Excuse me?
A Slytherin girl: *throws the instant darkness powder and makes foot steps leading out of the room but really hides under the bed*

James Sirius Potter: Oh sorry! I forgot girls are more sensitive when it's their time of the month.

A Slytherin girl: *sees a knife tucked in the bed and takes it out and throws in at his head then runs out of the room in the Forbidden Forest to be alone*

James Sirius Potter:  Fine! Just run.

A Slytherin girl: *sits at the edge of the forest, looks up sees that it is a full moon* Ah dang it... forgot to drink the potion..... *turns into a werewolf*

James Sirius Potter: Monopoly? Where are you?

A Slytherin girl: *growls and walk silently up to him*

James Sirius Potter: This is not good. Not. Good.

A Slytherin girl: *still wearing her necklace that says: Harlow Claw* *howls for Fenrir Greyback*

James Sirius Potter: Good doggy. Heh.

A Slytherin girl: *Ferir comes, and they both advance on him*

James Sirius Potter: *Mutters* I guess this is the end.

A Slytherin girl: *somehow turns against the powers of the moon and advances on fenrir instead, which ends up in a fight*

James Sirius Potter: Woah, cool.

A Slytherin girl:  *the sun finally comes up and Ferir disappears* *turns back to normal* What just happened....

James Sirius Potter: You just turned into a fricking werewolf.

A Slytherin girl: Oh sorry.... I forgot to mention that detail....

James Sirius Potter: You don't say.

A Slytherin girl: -.-
A Slytherin girl: I got bitten recently, so im not used to it

James Sirius Potter: You could've killed me.

A Slytherin girl: like I said... sorry

James Sirius Potter: Sorry. SORRY.
James Sirius Potter: A sorry wouldn't have helped if I was dead!

A Slytherin girl: :/
A Slytherin girl: well you're not dead....*mumbles* yet...

James Sirius Potter: No thanks to you.

A Slytherin girl: I would walk away, but it's no use, you follow me everywhere I go like you're under someone's potion or spell...-_-

James Sirius Potter: Maybe I am.

A Slytherin girl: -.- you would've just said that if you were, *sarcastic* smart one....

James Sirius Potter: No, I wouldn't.

A Slytherin girl: ........... *walks down to the quidditch pitch

James Sirius Potter: Ooohm the quiddtich Pitch!

A Slytherin girl: *goes into the Slytherin broom shed and gets her broom out and flies around the pitch*

James Sirius Potter: You're going to play quidditch now?

A Slytherin girl: Alone.

James Sirius Potter: I don't want to play with you anyway.

A Slytherin girl: ;) suuuurreeeeeee

James Sirius Potter: I really don't.

A Slytherin girl: alrighty then..... *flies away from the pitch the around the castle towers and onto the Astronomy Tower* see you later *walks inside*

James Sirius Potter: See ya!

A Slytherin girl: *walks around Hogwarts now feeling a bit lonely*

James Sirius Potter: *sits on the quidditch pitch*

A Slytherin girl: *walks to the Slytherin dormitories*

James Sirius Potter: *Starts singing, alone, on the quidditch pitch*

A Slytherin girl: *her feet start walking against her will back toward the pitch, =grabs onto things to stop walking as much as she can*

James Sirius Potter: Lalala.

A Slytherin girl: *hears james* *thinks; not again...*

James Sirius Potter: LALALALA.

A Slytherin girl: *screams as she is invisibly dragged by something to the quidditch pitch*

James Sirius Potter: Monopoly!

A Slytherin girl: Something's dragging me!! *claws at the ground trying to stop the dragging*

James Sirius Potter: Sucks for you.

A Slytherin girl: ugh. thanks alot
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