Pre-Real First Chapter
Me:Ok, ok...I know you're going to yell at me for leaving you here for a month or two...BUT, I have a good reason.Everyone:Oh, yeah? What is it?*all showing irk marks*
Me:Ummmm...I kinda maybe forgot about you guys...
Everyone:TSUMI...*clearly wants to kill Tsumi*
Me:Sorry...
Everyone:You're lucky we can't kill you.
Me:Yeah. Anyways, there's a dare for you guys. It's from InuyashaFangirl. Say hi!
InuyashaFangirl:Just call me Inu!
Everyone:Hi, Inu!
Erza:What's the dare?
Inu:Everyone has to read ultra fluffy fanfic about themselves!
Everyone:N-Nani?!
Me:Ahem. If I may break in? Actually, this dare has to be limited to certain people because the author is way too lazy to write everyone's reactions. Gomenasai, minna.
Inu:Awww. What?
Me:Sowwy.*sad puppy dog eyes*
Inu:Dawwww...It's fine, Tsumi-chan.
Me:Yayz!
Everyone:*sweatdrops*
Natsu:So who's doing the dare?
Me:You, Gray, Jellal, Erza, Gajeel, Juvia, and Mirajane.
Jellal:What is the fluffy fanfic about?
Me:A popular pairing of you and someone else in Fairy Tail. Natsu will have Nalu fanfic. Gray and Juvia will have Gruvia fanfic. You and Erza will have Jerza fanfic. Mirajane will have Miraxus fanfic.
Everyone listed except Mirajane:*blushes madly*
Mirajane:Ara, ara. Everyone is blushing...
Me:Oops.*checks random watch*Times up for today! Lucy, say the disclaimer.
Lucy:*still gone*
Me:Oh, yeah...ummm...LAXUS! Say the disclaimer.
Laxus:Why do I have to?*pissed*
Me:Cause. DO IT NOW LAXUS.*grows dark aura*
Laxus:No.
Me:Stubborn weakling...*mutters insults towards him*
Laxus:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!*glares at Tsumi*
Me:JUST SAY THE FREAKING DISCLAIMER SO WE CAN ALL LEAVE DUMBASS!!!*pissed the f*** off*
Laxus:FINE, YOU IRRITABLE SQUIRT!!!
Me and Laxus:*start insulting each other at the tops of their voices**growing competitive auras*
Wendy:*sigh* Tsumi-Chan does not own Fairy Tail.
Me and Laxus:*still fighting*
Makarov:SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING BRATS!!!*hits them on the head*
Me:*holding head in pain*What was that for, Jii-chan?*pouting*
Laxus:*muttering*Stupid geezer...
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