Bobie's 1st Grade Diary

Taste and see

i woke upz in da morn and peed and pooed and got ma jada song lyrics amd knockityknocked on bobertinos doority. suddenly i felt a gust of wind and da fragrance of a rotten peach fill the air.. amazing... i turn and and see! BOBBERTA! bobertinas BFF and ma new crush! me walk up taha and sing her a song i wrrote 4 her. it goes lak this;
taste... and see
taste... and see
the fragrance
of some
boiling pee! (o.O)
taste and see
taste and you shall SEE
the wonderful
amazingful
burning tree
and ma bloody knee
and its bloody cause i kneeled on one knee
to propose to you!
and the ground was rocky
so i scratched my knee!
TASTE
AND
SEEE!

i finish da song with a dramatic pose. boberta stare at moi and then say: coolio top hat. she run away afterard. bobertino come out and covers his ears. he say: i heard a horrible noise... like a suffocating cow singing.. me say; that was moi! iz dat da compliment...? he then say lak: YAHA ya bet! we sing the wholeio way to schoolio!