Bobie's 1st Grade Diary

Bobie's 1st Grade Diary

hallo peeoples. you've read the kindergarten diary and the summer diary... now its 1st grade time! yay! juice! flavored soap!

published on September 01, 201457 reads 16 readers 23 not completed
Chapter 1.
tip moi's hat

tip moi's hat

HELO! its bobie! and me iz da back! zo... today is me's first day of da first grade! bobertino cames to ma housey and gave meh a top hat! I tipped it lak a boss and saisd "hello there!" Bobertino say he got prune juice and me lak: I WANT! so i made prune flavored soap and brpught it in for show and tell! everyone laked it and after a tipped mois hate laka boss! da teacher said that was "inappropriet" behavior 4 da first grade and me waz lak: NAHA!? then a got all EPIC and soked her in da FAT FACE! >: D he glasses flew off and land in da lap of BOBYWOBBY the class pet. he's a buffalo. he gruffed and skewered the teacher with da meterstick. i went home early. I went home and wrote a song bout me's schoolio coolio! it go lak this :
JADAJADAJADA
school aint cool
bobywobby bufallo
kill da teacher!
JADAJADAJADA
school is fun
like a pun
that ate the sun
JADAJADAJADa
school is poop
poop McScoop
latitylatitylat!
JADAJADAJADA
school is strange
i need to change
my very deranged
DIPER! (jk tho)
JADAAAJADAAJADDAA!
JADAJADAJADA
school aint cool
bobywobby bufallo
kill da teacher!
JADAJADAJADA
school is fun
like a pun
that ate the sun
JADAJADAJADa
school is poop
poop McScoop
latitylatitylat!
JADAJADAJADA
school is strange
i need to change
my very deranged
DIPER! (jk tho)
JADAAAJADAAJADDAA!
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Comments (23)

MockingjayDistrict
OMG THEY WATCHED TITANIC
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BobDaCool
indeed
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on September 19, 2014
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on September 19, 2014
BobDaCool
@AnimePup @CrystalDiamond2323 @DiamondTheHedgehog @JeweledOwl812 @MockingjayDistrict @Ravenclaw3243 BOBY'S FIRST GRADE DIARY IS UPDATED!
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Ravenclaw3243
Nice song! Zezwzezezez
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on September 19, 2014
CrystalDiamond2323
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on September 19, 2014
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on September 19, 2014
Ravenclaw3243
Heeelp
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BobDaCool
why
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Ravenclaw3243
i dont think the make gurls go wiiilllddd
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on September 16, 2014
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on September 16, 2014
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on September 14, 2014
CrystalDiamond2323
LOL XD bob
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on September 14, 2014
BobDaCool
@AnimePup @DiamondTheHedgehog @JeweledOwl812 @MockingjayDistrict @Ravenclaw3243 i updated bogy's 1st grade diary!
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DeadPunkette
Thanks! Can't wait to laugh!
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on September 15, 2014
Ravenclaw3243
Who's bogy
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Ravenclaw3243
Aha. I caught ya. Mehehe
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on September 15, 2014
BobDaCool
boby. autocorrect
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on September 15, 2014
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DeadPunkette
OMG WTF I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
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BobDaCool
thank u, thank u
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on September 04, 2014
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on September 04, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
OMG THESE SONGS ARE AMAZING
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BobDaCool
THANK YOU
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on September 01, 2014
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on September 01, 2014
Ravenclaw3243
BOILING PEE! TASTE AND SEE IS MA JAMMM!
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on September 01, 2014
DiamondTheHedgehog
OH MY GOD. YOU CANT IMAGINE HOW HARD I'M LAUGHING! 1ST CHAPTER XDXD SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
bobbywobby buffalo kill da teacher!
XD XD
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BobDaCool
hehe
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on September 01, 2014
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on September 01, 2014
JeweledOwl812
-tips hat-
FLAVOURED SOAP BUBBIES
school is poop...
juice
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BobDaCool
hehe
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on September 01, 2014
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on September 01, 2014