A day in the Life of Liliana

Got bored and this was born! This is typical things I deal with on a daily basis. Some of which are extremely humorous to people. Have fun laughing at my life.

published on June 01, 20175 reads 3 readers 1 not completed
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Chapter 3.

Curly Hair

"Hey. Let's give this woman's child shitty, curly, brown hair." God/ the gods say.

Ah yes. My hair. The worst part of my body. I would blame my dad, but I already have enough issues with him. So, I blame the creator of life (I'm just saying this part because I don't want anything to go down. I'm not religious, so don't get all pissy). People call me Rat Nest. Yes, this is an actual thing people say to me. It's bad enough with billboard brow and freak. Now, I'm not bullied, just so you know.

Brushing through it is easy, but hurts like heeeeellllllllllllllll. I try straightening it, but it doesn't work doing it myself. It's just annoying. I mean, one time I found peanut butter... gross, right? Anyway, basically, my hair sucks.
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on July 15, 2017