Secret - A Lighthearted Horror Story That Will Scare The Crap Out of You (Partially Because It Encouraged You To Eat Much Fiber)

A Cute Little Intro That Will Make You Forget This Is A Horror Story - Enjoy It While You Can -

I wake up.
I wake up.
I wake up.
I wake up!
I wake up!
I WAKE UP!
I W A K E U P !

I woke up.
I did.
I stare at the wall like a sad Star Wars fan that watched The Last Jedi and was sad. Cuz being sad.
It's a weekend, but I still get up, because I'm not one of those lazy idiots who stays in their PJs all day on the weekends. *Well that was rude.*
Ignore them.
*They can't ignore me! The brain reads stuff so fast that they've already finished this sentence and failed to ignore me!*
Ignoring.
*Ahahahahahahahahaha!*
Ignoring, ignoring
*...Hahahahahahahahabahahahahaha*
Ignoring ignoring ignoring ignoring!
*Fine, I'll stop.*
Thank you.
*Haha! You stopped ignoring me!*
Ugh. Whatever.
Anyway, I get dressed and-
*Walk out the door without brushing your hair!*
It doesn't matter that much.

I go into the Cafe O' DEATH
Don't ask why I even went in there the first time.
I have. No. Idea.
*You were just an idiot. Remember?*
Ugh.
Oh, wait, I haven't introduced myself have I?
James.
James Bond.
No, just kidding.
Actually,
I'm Tabitha
Tabitha Rey.
*And I'm-*
Unimportant.
*I'm making a pouty face. You just can't see it. Pout.*
I'll just end this chapter now. Hopefully you'll return when something interesting happens?