My rap/songs

Just some song and raps on OC's and stories and stuff, so yeah have fun reading if you do.

published on August 23, 201518 reads 11 readers 8 not completed
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Chapter 2.

Tea!

So I'm sat there with ya in my own home.
Little did I know you had your own little dome.
You say. "Can I go ahead and make you cupper"
I say "Yes" you're a guest so I gladly accept the offer.
You go ahead, little did I know I was in for a shocker.
YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST YOU F*CKING FLOPPER!
I can't believe it!
Are you that much of a twit?
Here take a step back, let me show you how it's done!
You put the tea bag in first.
No don't butt in, you need to rehears.
Then you put the water in.
Boiled, not half done you din.
Then you give a quick steer.
Don't just let it sit there!
You take the bag out, so you know how much room in left.
Don't assume you know how much milk I heft!
Then you put the sugars in, one at a time.
Doesn't have to be on the dime!
No sit down!
Mate you ain't to  come near me.
You ain't ready!
-Click-
-bang-
-Dead-
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Weiss_Schnee
ZE BEST DUET EVAAAAAAAH!
WE F*CKING ROCK! :D
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SpinnerFTW
Hell yeah we are
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on March 22, 2016
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Weiss_Schnee
Undying Legends is truly powerful :)
I hope you stick by those lyrics, Josh :)
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SpinnerFTW
Pft, course I do XD
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on March 20, 2016
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sapphirethehedgehog
Pfhhhhh XD noooo! Not the milk first! Any thing but that!!!
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SpinnerFTW
IKR?
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on September 07, 2015
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sapphirethehedgehog
Awesome! :3
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SpinnerFTW
Thanks!
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on August 24, 2015
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on August 24, 2015