Colored Crayons With Tortillas

Colored Crayons With Tortillas

This is a story about EGGS ARE LIQUID CHICKENS. Kangaroo pony ketchup pants Rhinos with stone ghostly alarm clocks.

published on November 23, 2014111 reads 19 readers 7 not completed
Chapter 1.
Hitler Rides A Magic Rainbow Carpet

Hitler Rides A Magic Rainbow Carpet

OH LOOK says Hitler the Allmighty Powerful Bastard.
A MAGICAL rainbow carpet just for meeee!
I will ride it down my pile of unicorns.
Weeee! Hitler soars into the sky until he reaches the stars!
Magical pony machetes! shouts Hitler
Mmm... Spaghetti is made out of salty cheese trees exclaims Hitler.
Potatoes Tomatoes Yamatoes Lemonatoes are tasty on salty cheese trees...
Kangaroo BARF. I can reeaaadddd see? This says flubadubba popplewopple qwertawerta snurbdurble snurbdurby!
Dogs are slimyyyyyy.
*Parent closes book* AND THATS HOW BABIES ARE MADE!
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Comments (7)

breann.west.5
I lost it at "That's how babies are made."
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on September 08, 2015
TricksterOfLife
EVRYBERDY, JUST LERT IT GER!
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on January 12, 2015
EverymanHABIT
WORLD WIDE WIGGLES.
SNURBDURBLE.
PETER PIPED ATE A SH*TLOAD OF PEPPERS AND THEY WERE FREAKING NASTY.
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on December 17, 2014
Joieeful
Lol the Wiggles...
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on December 02, 2014
xXJenna_DragneelXx
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on November 23, 2014
ArthurTwerkland
This was amazing..I'm tearing up just from reading it. Thank you for bringing this brilliant story into my life.
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Whisker_Queer
LOL Thanksh
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on November 23, 2014
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on November 23, 2014