Oh These Puns..(1) Why are skeletons so calm?
Ans : Because nothing gets under their skin.
(2) Why can't skeletons play church music?
Ans : They have no organs.
(3) What is a Skeleton's favorite instrument?
Ans : TromBONE.
(4) Sans : My brother truly is a ______.
Ans : NumbSKULL.
(5) Sans took a ______ with Pap.
Ans : Skelfie
(6) It's Christmas time (even though it's August).
Papyrus : SANS!
Sans : Yeah?
Papyrus : We need to decorate our house and your lazy bones isn't doing anything!
Sans : Isn't it decorated already?
Papyrus : How?!
Sans : With our furniture?
Papyrus : SANS!!
Sans : *laughs really, really hard*
Papyrus : Ugh... Never mind, I'll do this myself...
Sans : *chuckle*
(7) What is Sans's favorite video game?
Ans : As-SANS-in creed. XD
(8) Papyrus : Sans! When are you NOT going to make puns?
Sans : I don't know, but my puns are getting horrible.
Papyrus : Thank G-
Sans : I need to put more BACKBONE to it.
Y/N : Stop making horrible puns!
Papyrus : FOR THE LOVE OF-
Chara : Hey Sans? Stop.Making.Puns.
Papyrus : See, even our worst enemy agrees!
Chara : But I have to admit, in the last timeline, when I saw those Bones and Blasters, I knew I was so Boned!
Papyrus : SOMEBODY KILL ME!!
Undyne ; No, you're UNDYING tonight!
Papyrus : NO!!
Toriel : Urgh.. Sans. Let me give you a Tu-toriel on how to not make puns.
Papyrus : That's it! *walks away*
(9) What do you call fake Spaghetti?
Ans : Impasta
(10) I think I have a SPARERIBS to make my PUNishments,
I will give you a tu-toriel for that..
I think this this SANSational PUNishment will help ya..
Did you hear about the new city called Sans Francisco?
I love how the PUNch taste!
I think I don't have guts to neice HUMERUS PUNishment.
(11) Sans, where is your telephone?
Ans : Nah.. I use a Telebone.
(12) What do Skeletons say before they start dining?
Ans : Bone-Appetit.
(13) Sans : Have you seen my brother? I have a BONE to pick with him.
(14) Papyrus : Why are you always making Puns?
Sans : I was BONE to make them!
(15) Well, don't you have a SKELETON of SKELEPUNS?
Boy, they sure do skele-stun like a skele-gun.
It sure is Skele-fun!
I gotta skele-run.
I guess I am Skele-done.
(16) I MET-a-Ton of Pun makers, well if you wanna make SANS-ational Puns I can give you a Tu-Toriel.
(17) I am so FlabberGASTERED when I fight Chara.
(18) What do you call a Skeleton Snake?
Ans : A Rattler.
(19) What does a Skeleton tile his roof with?
Ans : A shin-gle!
(20) Boy, these puns ain't HUMERUS, they are Boning..