10 Things To Do, When Your Bored

10 Things To Do, When Your Bored

I was bored so I made a story about what to do when YOU are bored! Banana Derpy! Sorry I needed more words.

published on February 11, 201563 reads 53 readers 14 completed
The First and Only Chapter

The First and Only Chapter

Hola! Estas son diez cosas que hacer cuando estas aburrido!
Just Kidding! I'm not doing this in Espanol!

Okay, Number 1,

Grab random people and tell them to get in your car

Me: *Grabs Person* Hello random stranger.
Unknown: Wut?
Me: Get in the car... *Points to car*
Unknown: Huh?
Me: *Pulls out gun* NOW
Unknown: OKAY! OKAY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! *Cries*
Me: *Starts laughing* dude, I was just kidding.
Unknown: Your a meanie man.
Me: I know -U-

Number 2
Listen To Dubstep in Wal-Mart

Me: *Pugs in headphones*
Lady: *Looks at me*
Me: Wait.... Here it comes... BOOM! *Shakes head like a maniac*
Lady: O_O
Me: DUNUDUNUDUNDUDNUD!
Lady: *Slowly walks away*

Number 3
Gasp very loudly when people pass by

Me: Mm, just sitting here.
Lady: *Walks by*
Me: GASP
Man: *Walks by*
Me: GASP /) O[]O(\
Narwhal: Howdy kids. lololololololol. *Walks by*
Me: GASP

Number 4
Draw a crappy picture of your friend/sibling

Me: MATT! MATT!
Matt: Wut?
Me: Lookit!
Matt: Wut is that?
Me: You!
Matt: *Cries*

Number 5 (Halfway through!)
Make a crappy theme song

Me: JENNA JENNA! HEY JENNA! JENNA HEY!
Jenna: What?!
Me: I made a theme song for you!
Jenna: Oh really?!
Me: Yeah wanna hear it?!
Jenna: Noo-
Me: Oh O Oh O Oh,
       I see Jenna,
       Walking to the diaper store,
       In those shoes,
       She looks so galore!
Jenna: *Slaps* Jerk!

Number 6
Ask people to join Troll Army

Me: *Derpy face*
Lady: *Walks by*
Me: *Flaps arms hysterically* I WWANT YOU! FOR TROLL ARMY!
Lady: No -_-

Number 7
Say "Your Mom" after every sentence.

Will: So I was thinking we could do a project on-
Me: Your Mom!
Will: What?
Me: Your Mom!
Will: I know, but what about her?
Me: Your Mom is about her!
Will: Jeff, you're not making any sense!
Me: Your Mom isn't making any sense!
Will: I'm leaving.
Me: Your Mom is leaving!
Will: *Leaves*
Me" aw he left :(

Number 8
Go streaking

Me: *Runs around* LEEDLEEDLEE!!!!

Number 9
Follow a random person.

Person: *Walks forward*
Me: *Walks forward.*
Person: *Continues*
Me: *Continues*
Person: *Stops*
Me: *Stops*
Person: *Walks backward*
Me: *Walks backward*
Person: *Stands*
Me: *Sniffs* Hi :3

Number 10
Jump in a cab and yell, "Follow that car!"

Me: FOLLOW THAT CAR!
Man: This isn't even a cab!

Well, there we have it folks! 10 things to do when you're bored!
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Comments (14)

Mataways
Person: -make crappy theme about me-
Me: -pushes meanie out of the house-
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on June 22
Rebel_Assasin
XD me every one.
Also:
Walk into a shop/ history class wearing an outfit from the 1800s
Me: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Teacher/ person: 2015 See More▼
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on December 27, 2015
Jeon_Jungkookie
LMFAO IMMA TRY THESE
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on December 22, 2015
The_Cute_Cheetah_Girl
That was the dumbest thing ever. But also the coolest thing ever!!
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on July 30, 2015
DD3496
funny
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on April 21, 2015
miss.smol.bean
Lmfao xDDDD
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on April 20, 2015
Rainbow_Fluff
@CarlstClair @CrystalGem13 @KangarooRatNarwhalBlobfishHybrid @Mituna_captor @omqitsjay8 @Wolvesareawesomelol,
I choked when I read the Gasping part XD
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omqitsjay8
XD
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on April 23, 2015
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on April 20, 2015
Sassy_Mime
Bruh plz I am most troll army leader stfu. Join me m8...
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on April 20, 2015
omqitsjay8
I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 20 MINS AT THIS
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on March 06, 2015
planetfroot
I WWANT YOU. FOR TROLL ARMY!
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on February 13, 2015
staygold
XDDDDD
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on February 12, 2015
EyelessIngrid
XD!!
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on February 11, 2015
CrystalGem13
Haha
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on February 11, 2015