Creepypastas and Oc Parodies

Gay or European

Daisy; There, right there!
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please he's gay, totally gay
Jason; I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
The totally straight expatriate
This guys not gay I say, not gay
Everyone: that is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume is automatically radically Fey
Jason: but look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Daisy: look at his silk translucent socks
Jason: there's the eternal paradox of what we're seeing
Daisy: what are we seeing?
Jason; is he gay?
Daisy; of course he's gay
Jason; or European!
Everyone; oh...
Gay or European
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European
Xavier: Well hey don't look at me
Jane: you see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
Everyone; in shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like chao Bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Daisy; oh please
Everyone: gay or European
So many shades of gray
Drake: Depending on the type of day the French go either way
Everyone: is he gay or European-
Slendergirl(aka Slendy): Hold it right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seated on every guy at work
That is a metero hetero jerk
This guys not gay I say no way.
Everyone: that is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a hottie in that costume is
Daisy; is automatically radically
Jason: Ironically chronically
LJ: Certainly pertin'tly
Jeff; Genetically medically
Everyone: Gay
Officially gay
Officially gay, gay, gay, gay
Damn it!
Gay or European
Max: So stylish and relaxed
Everyone: is he gay or European
Akuma: I think his chest is waxed
Kaya; but they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Everyone; Gay or just exotic
I still can't crack the code
Jesse; well his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed
Everyone: Gay or European
So many shades of gray
Clockwork: But if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on Saturday
Everyone: is he gay or European
Gay or European
Gay or Euro-
Jeff: give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
Jason: the floor is yours
Jeff: So Mr. Drowned, this alleged affair with Ms. Zero has been going on for...?
Ben: 2 years
Jeff: and your first name is?
Ben: Ben.
Jeff; And your boyfriends name is?
Ben: Toby.
I'm sorry!
You say boyfriend I thought you mean best friend
Toby is my... Best friend.
Toby: you bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you no more!
People!
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European
And neither is disgrace
You gotta stop your being a completely closet case
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he says
I swear he never ever ever
Swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait
You flaming boy band cabaret
Ben: I'm straight!
Toby: you were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay
Everyone: and European
Toby: he's gay
Everyone: and European
Toby: he's gay
Everyone;and European and gay
Ben: fine okay I'm gay!
Everyone: Hooray!