Things I can't stand about people I am friends with!

Talking online.

You there are 4 people I can have a good talk with on this: @Sky_the_Bunny, @sapphirethehedgehog, @Killer_instincts and Aniza_003.
So are you asking why you're not on this list? If you are imma tell you.
1. We just don't talk.
This applies to a few people not a huge amount but some. So you know who you are we don't talk much or have never spoke till recently. Or for one person on here we speak in real life and don't talk much on this.
2. Always busy.
So I get this you know it doesn't bug me MUCH. But some people are just busy and I can accept that. but it's people who don't tell me they're busy. Which leads onto this one.
3. Not telling me sh*t.
Oh so I'll be talking to you and then you go quiet. So something like this.
Me: Hey!
Them: Hey!
Me: how'z chu?
Them: I am good, you?
Me: Yeah, what yoooooouu doing?
Them:.............................
Me: Hello?
Them:................................
About an hours later.
Them: Sorry went to work or went shopping or whatever they did.
What I want to say "4 F*cking finger strokes "Brb -send-" or "Gtg -send-" how hard is that!?"
What I say "Oh ok :P"
Coz I am a nice guy like that I don't go all psycho on you. But really how hard can it be to put brb? how dense are you?
4. Being plain rude.
So this goes something like this
Me: Hey hey hey!
Them: Hi!
Me: How'z chu?
Them: Oh I'm good just doing this, this, this and this and blah blah F*CKING BLAH!
What I want to say "OH I AM F*CKING GREAT THANKS FOR F*CKING ASKING!"
What I do say "Awesome!"
Coz i am nice again.
If any of these apple to you well maybe try being either: Less rude, more thoughtful, or f*cking us your f*cking brain.
But really id you cba to do 4 f*cking finger strokes then piss right off! How hard is that? answer: IT'S NOT!
If you are just plain rude: Be f*cking less so!
If you are always busy: Why are you talking to me?
Anyway now that I got that out you may ask for request on shit you want to go on about and @Wolfie_The_Pet_Wolf sorry I kinda stole your idea I am just ssssssoooooooooooo F*CKED OFF! Anyway thanks for reading.