"Sugar, You Have Fleas"

Just a funny song parody I made. I will be singing it on an episode of The Double Dare Duo.

published on August 23, 201518 reads 11 readers 5 not completed
Chapter 1.

Fleas.

'm scratching, baby, I'm broken down
Please burn your fleas, and burn them now.
When they are on me, I'm something weak
You've got me begging, for no more fleas

I don't want to be seeing your fleas
I just want to be killing your fleas
And it's killing me when they're on me
Oh, baby
And I really don't care where they are
I just don't want to be there where they are
And They're killing my sane.

[Chorus]
Sugar, you have fleas
Don't you dare let them jump on me
I'm right here. And I see
90 percent of your fleas
Yeah you show me good scratching
Make it alright
I don't want your fleas
In my life...
Sugar, you have fleas
Don't you dare let them jump on me

My broken flea comb
I pick it up
I need some money, money for a new one
When I'm without it
The fleas bite me
They are the reason, reason I'm on my knees

I don't want to be seeing your fleas
I just want to be killing your fleas
And it's killing me when they're on me
Oh, baby
And I really don't care where they are
I don't want to be there where they are
And I'm going insane

[Chorus]

I hate those small, black things
I want that flea comb
Don't let them jump, jump into my home
I have to take a bath
There Is no other way
Cause, they are really, driving me insane.

I don't want to play no games
Why are you so afraid
Don't give me that "Why" Sh*t
The water's on

[Chorus X 2]

Sugar, you have fleas
Don't you dare let them jump on me!m
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Chica_The_Chicken
Now this is hilarious!
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on August 30, 2015
Enchantment
XD that is a really weird song
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breann.west.5
I know. I wrote it when I was on a car trip to a luxury hotel.
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breann.west.5
I was that bored..
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on September 26, 2015
Enchantment
Cool
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on August 31, 2015
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