Regular show: Real life in the park

The Pizza

Mordecai, and Rigby are watching TV in the house's living room.
Rigby: "Ugh, end my suffering"...
Mordecai:" Fine dude, I'll walk you to the rooftop, watch you jump, and cry".
Rigby: "No just give me free MONEY"!
Mordecai: "Classic Rigby... Let's go get pizza. On me."
Rigby: "Yes"!
Mordecai, and Rigby take the cart, and drive to the pizza place, nothing bad happens this time. How!?
Rigby:" Here we are man, Pizza Park, the hope of dreams!
Mordecai: I have no idea what you mean... But I know I want that pizza".
They walk in to Pizza Park.
Cashier: "'Ello welcome to Pizza park".
Rigby: "Don't act so happy about your minimum wage job"! *laughs smugly*
Mordecai: *chuckles* "You just basically made fun of someone for being a raccoon".
Cashier: What you want man...
Rigby: "Shut... up... Mordecai"! *punches Mordecai*
Mordecai: *Punches Rigby^
Rigby: "Oww"...
Cashier: "What... do you want man! *flips pizza boxes on the counter* "That's it"! *Walks off, and starts flipping tables*
Mordecai: "Whoa"...
Rigby: "Flip all the tables"! *Tries to flip tables, fails, then knocks a chair down".
A different cashier walks up to the counter.
Cashier #2: "Don't destroy the restaurant!'" What would you like sir.
Mordecai: "An anchovy  pizza with extra cheese."
Cashier #2: "Okay That'll be 10.13$
Mordecai: *Hands cashier money* "Have nice day".
Cashier #2: "This Place is retarded'...
Cashier: *Throws chair at the soda machine*
A man in a ski mask walks in^
Shady man: "This is a hold up"!
Cashier: *Throws chair at the shady man* "Aaaaagh!"
Shady Man: *Falls down*
The manager walks out of the kitchen.
Manager: "Nobody holds up my restaurant"... * Shoots the shady man*
Rigby: "Dude that was awesome"!
Mordecai: *Eh"... *continues eating pizza.
Cashier #2: R.I.P guy who tried to rob the restaurant, never forget... Man this place is screwed up"!