The Great... Sans? (Underswap! Sans X Reader)

The Great... Sans? (Underswap! Sans X Reader)

A story that I brought over from my other stuff, they seem to like it over there, so... Yeah. Hope you enjoy.

published on January 282412 reads 353 readers 46 not completed
Chapter 1.

A Very Punny and Original Title

"Goodbye father!"

The male goat continues to wave, a small, sad smile on his face as the ruin doors come to a close.

"Goodbye (Y/N)! Remember, call me often!"

You wave back, a large smile forming at your lips,

"Will-"

The ruin doors close with a soft slam, causing you to jump.

"Do..." you sigh.

Turning around, you are slightly shocked that the outside world, (or at least outside the ruins), was completely covered in snow. You look to your left, snow and trees. You look to your right,

*gasp*

Snow and trees.

"How does it even snow underground?" You question, but you brushed it off seeing as it wasn't THAT important.

You walk along the path, stepping over a branch lying on the ground, and continue along, until you hear a sudden noise.

Footsteps.

You begin to walk faster, ever so slightly looking behind you, and out of the corner of your eye you could see a tall figure stalking you.

Internally you begin freaking out, and increasing your pace even more. You see a bridge up ahead and head straight for it, only to find it blocked by a gate.

"Shitshitshitshitshit," you mutter under your breath once you reach the dead end. Unexpectedly you freeze up, and you hear a voice behind you.

"H u m a n, d o n 't y o u k n o w h o w t o g r e e t a n e w p a l?" Fear courses through your veins as the deep voice speaks, but you feel yourself relax slightly. Enough to move again, at least.

"T u r n a r o u n d a n d s h a k e m y h a n d." You slowly turn around to face this stranger, and shakily grab his hand.

A slight shock ran throughout your body, and before you could comprehend what was going on, the stranger starts laughing his ass of about his practical joke.

And you, being the victim, were a bit peeved at this.

Wiping an invisible tear from his face, he looks at you once more.

"HA HA, THE JOY BUZZER IN THE HAND TRICK, IT WORKS EVERY TIME!" He laughs to himself once more.

"YOU'RE A HUMAN RIGHT?" He looks down to you, and you give him a slight nod, still a little angry about his joke, "THAT'S HILARIOUS."

"I'M PAPYRUS, PAPYRUS THE SKELETON." He directs a wide grin at you and you can't help but smile back.

"I'm (Y/N), it's nice to meet you Papyrus!" You respond.

"(Y/N) HMM? NICE NAME," your smile becomes a bit wider at his statement, "I'M ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON WATCH FOR HUMANS RIGHT NOW BUT," He shrugs his shoulders and stuffs his hands into his sweater pocket.

"I'M NOT ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN CAPTURING ANYBODY."

You take this opportunity to look at him properly. He was certainly tall, a clear two feet above you, and adorned a orange sweater and black, knee length shorts. His feet were covered with orange sneakers. His eyes, (or lack of), were completely hollow, but you were still able to see his emotions clear as day, which you found odd.

"NOW MY BROTHER SANS, HE'S A HUMAN HUNTING FANATIC. ACTUALLY, I THINK HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS BRIDGE." He gestures to the bridge behind you.

A smirk suddenly appeared on his face, "I HAVE AN IDEA. LET'S GO THROUGH THIS GATE."

You sent him a confused look. "But, the gates blocking the bridge."

Papyrus laughs slightly, "MY BROTHER MADE THE BARS TO WIDE TO ACTUALLY STOP ANYBODY, HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT HERE?" You tilt you head slightly thinking about it. You never thought about that.

You both stepped through the gate and to the other side. Suddenly Papyrus pushed you towards a lamp and said, "QUICKLY, BEHIND THAT CONVENIENTLY-SHAPED LAMP!" Which you quickly complied.

As soon as you were behind the lamp, the most adorable being you have ever seen came running towards Papyrus. It was another skeleton, who was significantly shorter than papyrus and was dressed in a weird get-up consisting of a light blue bandanna, a grey armored top (with shoulder pads), a white t-shirt underneath, navy blue baggy pants, and light blue boots.

His short, stubby legs came to a halt, and he was slightly out of breath, but he had a clear expression of anger written on his face.

"SUP BRO?"

So this was Papyrus' brother? I guess he forgot to mention how utterly cute he looked.

"you know what's 'sup' brother!", whoa, and how surprisingly deep his voice was, "it's been eight days and you still haven't re-calibrated. your. puzzles!"

You see Papyrus slightly snicker at how angry his brother was, and you couldn't help the slight giggle that came from your mouth. Luckily, the short skeleton was to into his rant to notice.

"you just hang around outside your station! what are you even doing?!"

"JUST STARING AT THIS LAMP, IT'S REALLY COOL. WANNA LOOK?" You tense up at his words. Did he WANT your cover blown?

"no! i don't have time for that!" You silently breath out a sigh of relief, "what if a human comes through here?" He starts waving his arms around like a madman.

"i have to be ready! i will be the one! i must be the one! i will capture a human! then i, the great sans, will get all the things i utterly deserve!" The short skeleton- or Sans, you should say- put his hand on his chest.

"respect... recognition... i will finally be able to join the royal guard!" Sans' pupils formed into the shape of stars. How? you weren't sure. But GODDAMN was it adorable.

"people will ask to be my, 'friend'? i will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."

Papyrus put a hand to his chin and tapped it thoughtfully.

"HMM... PERHAPS THIS LAMP WILL HELP YOU?"

Sans suddenly stomped at the ground. "papyrus! you're not helping! you lazybones! all you do is sit and bonedoggle!" You lightly giggle at the puns, "you get lazier and lazier everyday!"

"TAKE IT EASY, I GOT A TON OF WORK DONE TODAY! A SKELE-TON." You place your hands and giggle some more.

Sans smiles a bit at the pun, "papyrus!"

"WHAT?"

"i was gonna use that one!"

"OH COME ON, YOUR STILL SMILING."

Sans crosses his arms and pouts a bit, "yeah..."

Suddenly he sighs, "why does someone great as me have to do so much just to get some recognition?"

"SOUNDS LIKE YOUR REALLY WORKING YOURSELF, DOWN TO THE BONE." You almost burst out laughing at that one, but you were still going strong keeping your giggles in.

"forget it! i'm going to go attend to my puzzles! as for yours, put a little more, backbone into them!"

Giggles continuously escape you until you wondered how Sans hadn't noticed your presence yet.

"oh, and papyrus? do something about that giggling lamp, i believe it is defective. mwehheheheheheheheheh!"

And with that, Sans was gone.

You hear Papyrus call out "YOU CAN COME OUT NOW."

You stand up from behind the lamp, hearing your knees pop from crouching down for so long. You slowly made your way to Papyrus, stretching out all the uncomfortableness.

"YOU BETTER HURRY UP, HE MIGHT COME BACK SOON. AND IF HE DOES," he winks at you, "YOU'LL HAVE TO SIT THROUGH MORE OF OUR HILARIOUS JOKES."

You laugh slightly, "Alright, I'll go." You turn to walk away, but were stopped by Papyrus putting a hand on your shoulder.

"ACTUALLY, UH, CAN I ASK YOU A FAVOR?" You nod your head.

"MY BROTHERS BEEN KINDA DOWN LATELY, HE'S NEVER MET A HUMAN BEFORE, AND SEEING YOU MIGHT JUST MAKE HIS DAY."

You smile at the favor, "Of course I'll see your brother, anything to make both you and him happy!"

Papyrus removes his hand from your shoulder and places it on your head, rubbing it on your head and messing up your hair in the process.

"THANKS A MILLION, I'LL BE UP AHEAD." And with that, he turns around and goes back towards the bridge, stuffing his hands back into his pockets.

You decide not to question it and go into the direction Sans had went in. Time to meet the great Sans!
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Comments (46)

Citycat123456
NOOOOOOOOOO


Cliff hanger...
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27 days ago
OneWeekAtKeishas
@SillyPantsJackson pls write more this is SOOO GOOD
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on November 02
OneWeekAtKeishas
NEEDS MOAR STORY ITS SOOOOO GUD
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on October 31
skygirl101
.....my heart ;-;...
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on October 14
Undertale_fangirl400
MEH NEED MORE STORY NOM NOM NOM XD
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on September 27
FanicGirl10175
When is the next chapter? :3
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SillyPantsJackson
It is coming soon! I've just been busy lately.
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on July 28
JadeTibleam707
im in tears
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SillyPantsJackson
Oh no, don't cry!
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on July 10
saggyface101
good
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SillyPantsJackson
Thanks!
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on June 21
wolflover555
I was really confused after I read it I was like but sans was the pun man so after I finished reading I read the title again and it said underswap and I thought it's said undertale XD
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on June 13
UmbreonGaming
LOL!! This was awesome, I died of laughter. I want more of dis! 😂
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on June 13
skygirl101
...AHHHHHH!!
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on June 12
WingedWish
When I saw lemons I was like......NOPE NOPE SO DONE...But then I read the chapter and was like.....OH THANK GOD XD P.S. I NEED MORE OF THIS!!!!!!!!
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on May 29
Glutin_The_Yokai
Scarlet: Oh wow... *slowly walks away*
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on May 28
purplelaserkat8
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I read that last bit and completely died of laughter!😂
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on May 26
purplelaserkat8
Oh mah God! I love Underswap. I ship my OC with almost every character. A little weird, yes. Totally unreasonable, heck no!
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SillyPantsJackson
Honestly, I'd do the same if my Undertale OC was actually interested in any kind of romantic relationship.
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on May 26
skygirl101
I didn't expect to be the ending XD
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on May 20
sapphirethehedgehog
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD
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JadeTibleam707
XDXDXDXD
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sapphirethehedgehog
X3 dawwwww, I like UT sans more, but blueberry is just the cutest thing in the world X3
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on May 17
JadeTibleam707
lol its ok that's how i feel about US papy~ ^///////^
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on May 16
sapphirethehedgehog
Heeheehehe fangirling X3
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on May 16
AgenderWriter
Paps: "...Don't do that shit I freak"
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on May 15
NewMoonOnyx
Dear god this adorable! I'm going to die from all the adorableness!!!! X3 Underswap Sans is just too cute!
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on May 03
Glutin_The_Yokai
I realized that some of the dialogue is from the actual game. Well done! AND MORE CHAPTERS!!!
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on April 27
JadeTibleam707
HAHAHAHAHA XD omg im in tears that it is too funny and cute XDXD
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on April 22
Glutin_The_Yokai
PLEASE MAKE MORE CHAPTERS!!! SANS IS SO CUUUUUUTE!!! *hearts form in eyes*
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on April 21
Rebel_Assasin
му fяιєи∂ ѕнιρѕ мє ωιтн ѕαиѕ.. σ-σ
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on March 13
sapphirethehedgehog
So cute, I can't!!! BLUEBERRY SANS STOP MAKING ME DIE INSIDE YOU LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL YOU!
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JadeTibleam707
lol what is with you likin' blue boys saphy? XD
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JadeTibleam707
YUSH! *laughs hysterically and runs towards sonic's house* OH SOOOONIIIIIIC I GOT SOMETHIN ABOUT SAPPHY I NEEDZ TA TELL YA!!!! XDXDXD
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on March 29
sapphirethehedgehog
XD nu!!!
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on March 17
JadeTibleam707
oooooo wait a sec....>:3 i wonder what will happen if i tell SONIC you're hittin' on some OTHER blue boy...heheh >;3
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on March 17
JadeTibleam707
XDXDXDXDXDXD
ikr? lol
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on March 17
sapphirethehedgehog
...omg your right 😂😂😂 that's funny!
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on March 13
JadeTibleam707
omg sansy so adorable!!!!!!!!!! *stars in eyes*
sans: mwehee?! eeeeeh eheheh *bluhes*
me: so cute!!!! *giggles*
Sans: 0/////////0
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on March 09
JollyWolfGirl
Lol the slips on ice thing made me laugh
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on February 21
JollyWolfGirl
PLS KEEP WRITING THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT TAKE IT!!!!
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on January 30
Saphire247
Tjis is already adorable as floopb
Plz keep it up, this is grate!
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on January 30
ShyMel
I really like this, It's amazing so far!!! Can't wait for more
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on January 30
sapphirethehedgehog
Yay!!! X3 ugh, I'm such Undertale trash!
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SillyPantsJackson
Same X3
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