Just Quotes

Just Quotes

I'm gonna start posting quotes on here. You can comment your own and i'll give you the credit. I will post 10 per story. I will try to post a new one every day. Except on weekends.

published on March 27, 2013237 reads 28 readers 31 completed
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Chapter 2.

- Part Two -

- I don't exercise if God wanted me to bend over he would have to put diamonds on the floor.

- Sleep is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.

- Getting old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

- Smile, it makes the person who hates you mad.

- Friends has 7 letters but so does Enemies, Love has 4 letters but so does Hate.

- Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
  Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

- Why I am fat: I eat when I'm bored, I'm bored all the time.

- When someone flirts with the person you like you just want to hurt them bad.

- When you stay up later than usual, everything becomes funny.

- I'm not fat my stomach is just 3D
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Silverfoxy8
Continue!
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on July 29, 2014
tuhina
Silence is golden...duck tape is silver
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
Someday is not a day of the week.
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
if you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? haha
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
DON'T STOP MAKING THEM!!!!!!!
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
Another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. So true.
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
I was taking a important math test and a bunch of Lady Gaga songs started playing in my head...X-(...Weird...
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
Oh crap I spelled awesome wrong!
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
These are aesome!
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on March 25, 2014
tuhina
Smile, it makes the person who hates you mad.
OMG it does.
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on March 25, 2014
peace_out
Here's an idea, I got this from modern family. *Ahem*: So I was like, when life gives you lemonade you make lemons, and life was all like whaaaaat??????????
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on November 02, 2013
peace_out
The one that says "When cleaning my room: 1% cleaning, 30% complaining, and 69% playing with stuff I just found", is so me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol I liked your quotes. Hilarious! Please do more xxx
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on September 06, 2013
klovecutie03
yes continue
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on June 01, 2013
klovecutie03
lol
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on June 01, 2013
katniss23456789
their all amazing
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on April 30, 2013
GlowingAndFading
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx 4 the shoutout!!!!!!!!!!
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on April 18, 2013
GlowingAndFading
Continue!! And your welcome;)
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on April 04, 2013
Gisselle
Thx I just get them from websites
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on April 04, 2013
Bmac99
You have 31 reads! That's great! More than some of my stories,
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on April 03, 2013
Bmac99
I like these
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on April 03, 2013
Gisselle
Okay I will at least a few people enjoy them as much as I do
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on April 03, 2013
TheDoctorsAwesomestAssistant
Yes, please continue!!!!:D I love these!!!!!!!!!!:D
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on April 03, 2013
Bmac99
Awww, thanks for putting my quote in!
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on April 02, 2013
GlowingAndFading
I have another one: I may look calm, but I've killed you in my head three times.
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on April 01, 2013
GlowingAndFading
To mom: I'm hungry! Can I go yo a friends house? Where's......? Why the heck not? Mom!
To dad: where's mom?
that's mine lol
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on April 01, 2013
Gisselle
thank you! ^U^ to all of you guys for supporting me! ILY
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on April 01, 2013
Bmac99
I love these:D!!!
Here's my quote: Being beautiful doesn't mean anything if you don't have a beautiful heart.
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on March 28, 2013
catesonskates
How strongly do you feel about grand theft auto? - Alice- new moon
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on March 27, 2013
TheDoctorsAwesomestAssistant
LOLOLOL!! Super awesomely cool:D # 8 is totally true!! I know someone who I bet you 100$ that's exactly what happened!!!! LOL:P
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on March 27, 2013
GlowingAndFading
LOL awesome
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on March 27, 2013
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