How to Annoy the Harry Potter Characters!!

Do you like annoying the Harry Potter characters? 15 reasons for each character of how to do that!

published on February 23, 2014195 reads 45 readers 23 not completed
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How to Annoy the Harry Potter Characters!!
Chapter 4.

4. Dobby!

1. Tell him that he should remove all the bones in his arms as a punishment as what he did to Harry.
2. Tell him Harry Potter says that he finds house elves annoying.
3. Tell him Harry Potter thinks that only stupid house elves get freed.
4. Tell him Harry Potter thinks that no respectable house elf wants payment.
5. Ask if he'll play catch with you. Tell him that he'll be the ball.
6. Tie him to a broom and let it fly away.
7. Pull his ears.
8. Challenge him to a staring contest and poke him in the eye.
9. Pull his nose.
10. Tell him Harry Potter likes Kreacher better than him.
11. Tell him Harry Potter thinks that Dobby is very rude, hurting Harry Potter's house elf.
12. Save his life like he did to Harry.
13. Set him up with Kreacher.
14. Feed him a love potion so he falls in love with Winky.
15. Tell him you know an idiot called Dobby, and ooh, it's him
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Next is Umbridge!!
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Comments (23)

Taehyungs_wifeu
???i m laughing so hard my ribs hurt ?
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on December 09, 2016
VictoireWeasley1821
LOL I am so telling my obsessed Harry Potter friend about this!
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Good_Bye
To all my friends I am the obsessed Harry Potter friend and so is Aly. :D
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on April 02, 2016
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on April 02, 2016
Good_Bye
Can't wait to read more! Now I can annoying Draco... :D
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on April 02, 2016
wolfman
Don't forget to tell Draco that you killed his father.
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on July 25, 2015
Kanya888
Continue please!
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on February 27, 2015
Weiss_Schnee
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AT HARRY!!!!!!!!!
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on April 22, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
This is so funny! I love it! p.s. When Umbridge tries to tell you Cedric's death was a tragic accident, tell her that sounds like her birth! :D:D
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on March 28, 2014
Fins32
This is sõõõõoooooooõõõõoooooooo funny :p:D
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on March 23, 2014
MischiefManaged
Hermione will be made soon :D
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on March 10, 2014
ellotherelove
What about Hermoine?
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on March 10, 2014
ellotherelove
How do you unreport? So hell is kinda a bad word but so what? :)
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on March 10, 2014
MischiefManaged
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on February 24, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
Seriously, I was like, laughing so much!!! :D
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on February 24, 2014
MischiefManaged
Someone's already requested her... the order is Dobby, Umbridge then Luna :)
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on February 24, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! :D :D (I know you're getting lots of requests, but can you please do Luna? Whenever you have time! ;) )
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on February 24, 2014
edamame
Do Hermione!
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on February 24, 2014
MischiefManaged
Why???
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on February 23, 2014
ellotherelove
I reported this
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on February 23, 2014
JKRowling
lol that was great!!!!! Do Umbridge next
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on February 23, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL :D :D :D :D
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on February 23, 2014
MischiefManaged
Okay!!
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on February 23, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL I LOVE IT!!!!! :D :D :D
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on February 23, 2014