How to Annoy the Harry Potter Characters!!

How to Annoy the Harry Potter Characters!!

Do you like annoying the Harry Potter characters? 15 reasons for each character of how to do that!

published on February 23, 2014190 reads 38 readers 28 not completed
Chapter 1.
1. Harry Potter!

1. Harry Potter!

1. Follow him around and announce in a loud voice, "VOLDEMORT IS YOUR UNCLE!".
2. Tell him he should stop pretending to be Harry Potter, and to wipe that fake scar of his head.
3. Tell Ron he was nearly Sorted into Slytherin.
4. Tell him Snape is his real father.
5. Tell him that when the Dark Lord kills him, you want his Firebolt.
6. Stare at his scar.
7. Sing "Oh Potter, you rotter..." when he's studying.
8. Tease him that if Slughorn hadn't been there, he wouldn't have made Potions NEWT class and therefore could not be an Auror.
9. Ask Dobby to "Save his life".
10. Ask him, "How's your dates with Cho going?".
11. When he's nearby, put your hand on your forehead and say, "OW!!!!!!! My scar! Gotta go to tell Dumbledore! Bye! OW!!!".
12. Worship him.
13. Feed him a love potion to make him fall in love with Snape.
14. Polyjuice into Lily and say, "Harry, I regret to tell you, James isn't your father. Severus Snape is. Give him a hug for me!".
15. Give Rita Skeeter and interview about how mad he acts at school and get her to publish the article.
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Comments (28)

VictoireWeasley1821
LOL I am so telling my obsessed Harry Potter friend about this!
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Good_Bye
To all my friends I am the obsessed Harry Potter friend and so is Aly.
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on April 02
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on April 02
Good_Bye
Can't wait to read more! Now I can annoying Draco...
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on April 02
Whisker_Queer
Don't forget to tell Draco that you killed his father.
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on July 25, 2015
Kanya888
Continue please!
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on February 27, 2015
Lady_Artemis
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AT HARRY!!!!!!!!!
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on April 22, 2014
planetfroot
Luna! Luna!
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on April 03, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
This is so funny! I love it! p.s. When Umbridge tries to tell you Cedric's death was a tragic accident, tell her that sounds like her birth!
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on March 28, 2014
Fins32
This is sõõõõoooooooõõõõoooooooo funny
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on March 23, 2014
MischiefManaged
Hermione will be made soon
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on March 10, 2014
XxlunargirlxX
What about Hermoine?
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on March 10, 2014
XxlunargirlxX
How do you unreport? So hell is kinda a bad word but so what?
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on March 10, 2014
melzzz2000
I've got another request: How to annoy Voldemort!
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on March 03, 2014
planetfroot
Yay! Its soo funny!
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on February 25, 2014
MischiefManaged
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on February 24, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
Seriously, I was like, laughing so much!!!
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on February 24, 2014
MischiefManaged
Someone's already requested her... the order is Dobby, Umbridge then Luna
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on February 24, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! (I know you're getting lots of requests, but can you please do Luna? Whenever you have time! )
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on February 24, 2014
Joieeful
Do Hermione!
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on February 24, 2014
planetfroot
Luna lovegood.
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on February 24, 2014
MischiefManaged
Why???
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on February 23, 2014
XxlunargirlxX
I reported this
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on February 23, 2014
JKRowling
lol that was great!!!!! Do Umbridge next
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on February 23, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
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on February 23, 2014
melzzz2000
Request: How to Annoy Bellatrix and Dobby please!
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on February 23, 2014
MischiefManaged
Okay!!
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on February 23, 2014
melzzz2000
Could you do ways to annoy Draco next?
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on February 23, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL I LOVE IT!!!!!
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on February 23, 2014