Funny Things to Do in Wal Mart

Funny Things to Do in Wal Mart

Next time you go to Wal Mart, go ahead and try these things out. Their fun.

published on January 23, 201483 reads 57 readers 32 completed

Funny Things to do in Wal Mart

1. Go jousting with a water noodle while riding a bike.
2. When someone makes an announcement, fall to the ground in fetal position and scream, "THEY'RE BACK!"
3. When an employee asks if you need help with anything, stare into they're eyes and say, "You can see me?"
4. Wear a unicorn suit to the store and run around screaming, "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE?"
5. Run through the store with a plastic sword and scream, "FOR NARNIA!"
6. Go to the jewelry department and scream, "MY PRECIOUS!" while pointing at the rings.
7. Play hide and seek.
8. Follow someone and sing Happy Birthday in a creepy voice.
9. Try to buy one grape.
10. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Barbie battle.
11. Get a plastic sword and shield, run down the aisles and scream, "THIS IS SPARTA!"
12. Hide in a clothing rack.  When someone walks by, scream, "WELCOME TO NARNIA!"
13. When someone comes on the intercom, scream, "THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!"
14. Ask if anyone's seen your pet snake.
15. Play The Hunger Games.
16. Move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
17. Tap on a pineapple and ask for SpongeBob.
18. Pass out a random phone number while singing Call Me Maybe.
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Comments (32)

Marvel_Gleek
FOR NARNIA!
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on December 28, 2015
Sheepshagger_Iceland
XD! ILL DO NUMBER 4
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on December 27, 2015
ArtemisMoon91904
@Rainbowwov no make a story with em
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on July 02, 2014
ArtemisMoon91904
ILUVWHALES and this story
lol
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on July 01, 2014
Ponylulz
LUV NARNIA!!!!!!! (aldoe Percy Jackson wai bettr) btw twi, u rock
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ArtemisMoon91904
Percy Jackson a bosssssss
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on July 01, 2014
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on June 11, 2014
MissFattyPattyPoo
Yes fir narnia!!!
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on April 28, 2014
greenylover64
ied it
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on April 20, 2014
greenylover64
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on April 20, 2014
MockingjayDistrict
OMG I fell out of my chair and was crying I was laughing so hard. This is hilarious!
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on April 15, 2014
Princess_Twilight
Im so gonna do these
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on April 10, 2014
The_Panda_Otaku
XD I dont have a walmart where I live but i may try some of these
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on April 09, 2014
EverymanHABIT
LOL!!! BEST EVER! I WILL SO DO SOME OF THESE! FOR NARNIA!!!!!
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on April 09, 2014
tuhina
i can't stop laughing!
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on April 08, 2014
Bluetomatosauce13
This is soo funny!!!
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on February 24, 2014
theplaidunicorn
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on January 28, 2014
planetfroot
Lol!!
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on January 24, 2014
Bubbzei
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on January 24, 2014
dezzylarson
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on January 23, 2014
Joeylover11
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
twice
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
How long did it take to write those
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on January 23, 2014
morgananddoucan
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Ponylulz
Woaaaah go easy on the smiles! Gee whiz!
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on June 11, 2014
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on January 23, 2014
morgananddoucan
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on January 23, 2014
morgananddoucan
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on January 23, 2014
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on January 23, 2014
Akane
lol i really REALLY gotta try out these!!! i'm doing these next time BELIEVE ME!!!! btw i'm gonna try 3, 6, 8, 9, 14, 16, 17!!!! btw i'm gonna do number 14 Sunday cause i'm going shopping with mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol it's a way to be awkward and i love it!!!!!
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
Thanks!
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on January 23, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL I AM LAUGHING SO HARD LOVE THIS!!!!
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
I've tried some of them. I almost got kicked out, but the manager knew me.
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on January 23, 2014
Echo101
lol I gotta try these
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on January 23, 2014