Funny Things to do in Wal Mart1. Go jousting with a water noodle while riding a bike.
2. When someone makes an announcement, fall to the ground in fetal position and scream, "THEY'RE BACK!"
3. When an employee asks if you need help with anything, stare into they're eyes and say, "You can see me?"
4. Wear a unicorn suit to the store and run around screaming, "NOW DO YOU BELIEVE?"
5. Run through the store with a plastic sword and scream, "FOR NARNIA!"
6. Go to the jewelry department and scream, "MY PRECIOUS!" while pointing at the rings.
7. Play hide and seek.
8. Follow someone and sing Happy Birthday in a creepy voice.
9. Try to buy one grape.
10. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Barbie battle.
11. Get a plastic sword and shield, run down the aisles and scream, "THIS IS SPARTA!"
12. Hide in a clothing rack. When someone walks by, scream, "WELCOME TO NARNIA!"
13. When someone comes on the intercom, scream, "THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!"
14. Ask if anyone's seen your pet snake.
15. Play The Hunger Games.
16. Move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
17. Tap on a pineapple and ask for SpongeBob.
18. Pass out a random phone number while singing Call Me Maybe.