Funny Things to Do In an Elevator

Funny Things to Do In an Elevator

Have you ever gone into an elevator? Here are some things that can make your ride more interesting!

published on January 23, 2014110 reads 76 readers 28 completed

Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
3. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
4. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
5. Act surprised when it starts to move and say “THE GROUND IS FALLING!”
6. Yodel
7. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce “it is time…”
8. Try and start a sing-along.
9. Ask other passengers if they "heard that snapping sound."
10. Pretend to be a mime that's trying to find a way out of the elevator.
11. Touch someone's shoulder and say, "Tag! You're it!"
12. Enter with a ventriloquist's dummy. When the doors close, pretend the dummy's beating you up.
13. Wait until the elevator starts moving and then ask if anyone wants to see your pet tarantula.
14. Ask the person next to you what their blood type is. When they respond, say, "Sounds delicious!"
15. Put a box in the corner and ask the next passenger, "Do you hear that ticking sound?"
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Comments (28)

SoulOfTheWolves_Inactive
Planning on doing number seven.
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on May 04
Marvel_Gleek
I'll do 9 and 13
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on December 28, 2015
Sheepshagger_Iceland
I'll do the last one
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on December 27, 2015
Rebel_Assasin
Me at my job x3
I would so get fired on April fools day x3
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on December 27, 2015
Insane_feline
Well i know what im doing as an adult! XD
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on December 08, 2015
kishinsouleater24
I'm definitely doing these things when I get in an elevator!
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on August 28, 2015
bananamangrill
Rofl xD Apparent from I'm claustrophobic, so I avoid elevators 24/7
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on August 27, 2015
qwewq
Me(in black, hooded robe):stares at guy* "it is time"
Guy: smiles worriedly and says "I'll let my self off" and runs away
Me alone in elevator "LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!"
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on August 26, 2015
qwewq
HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard!
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on August 26, 2015
Maya_swan
LOL i am so doing all of those when i get into a elevater.... It will be my job!
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on May 14, 2015
Wolfhumanlover
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on May 14, 2015
DiamondTheHedgehog
haha lol
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on September 01, 2014
MissFattyPattyPoo
hehehehehehehe
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on April 28, 2014
raihana
im cracking up lol
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on April 11, 2014
tuhina
hilarious...
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on April 08, 2014
Bluetomatosauce13
LOL, how do u think of them-solo gonna try these sometime.
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on February 24, 2014
EverymanHABIT
Me: Hey! What's your blood type?
Random Guy: Blood type A
Me: Sounds Delicious!
Random Guy: Vampires don't exist.
Me: Or do they? See More▼
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on February 24, 2014
peace_out
lol
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on February 20, 2014
Nightcat
Ha check it out on youtube I bet there's videos of this stuff
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on February 02, 2014
Bubbzei
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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on January 24, 2014
Akane
ahahahahahahaha thats the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!!!! gonna definitely try that cause i got nothing to lose gonna try 1, 5, 14 and 15!!!!!
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
Any ideas?
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
Thanx, I'm working on funny things to do in Wal Mart, right now
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on January 23, 2014
swageyamatobiyolo
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
Thanx I added it. That's a good one!
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on January 23, 2014
dezzylarson
nice
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on January 23, 2014
psychoticalice
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on January 23, 2014
psychoticalice
LoL that's awesome, but you forget the one where there's a card board box in the corner and you turn to someone asking "do you hear that ticking noise?" LoL my brother and me pulled that one when we were visiting in Madison, it was hilarious!
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on January 23, 2014