THE BEST RANDOM STORY EVER!!!

THE BEST RANDOM STORY EVER!!!

Get ready for the funniest/most random story you're ever going to read!

published on January 19, 201411 reads 11 readers 4 completed

Jim and Burt

I wonder why my nose is up a hippo’s mouth? His breath smells really bad. And I mean really, really, bad. Enough to make  me flinch. And nothing makes me flinch. I also wonder why we’re in the Eiffel tower, which happens to be struck by lightning. The people around us are kinda maybe sorta scared. They think the hippo’s going to eat them, too. But right now he’s kind of busy. Ignore my sarcasm. I’m a giraffe. My name’s Jim. The Hippo is Burt. He kinda hates me. Then I am hit by something what is it? It is lightning! I start screaming “I am on fire help! help!”.  I start to fall “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” I scream. Then I find out burt has wings he flies down and saves me. “Thank  you Burt”
“No Problem” said Burt, then we flew to close down to a pond and Burt crashed  and  I was stuck under him Burt was very very heavy and he smashed me under the water then crane picked him up and plopped him somewhere else. But the person in the crane did not know what he was doing. All  of a sudden it got dark. There was a full moon. Everyone turned into werewolves................ and then the worst thing possible happend. duh duh duh.......... The walmart Power Rangers came to the  pet rock since he was the only non  werewolf. The pet rock loved juice boxes so much so the only way he would save the town was if he got 2,000 juice boxes. The power rangers started to find that many juices but they just robbed walmart and took all of the juice boxes there. They loved juice. As you can tell, they would never get enough juice. If they were at Jewel they would buy the whole juice aisle. Wow that’s a lot of juice boxes! After drinking about 1,000 juice boxes, the rock stopped. “Why are rocks drinking juice boxes? “I asked. “They don’t have teeth. Or a mouth.” “Well, this world makes no sense.”
“I know, Burt, but still.”
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theplaidunicorn
OMG for 2 reasons: 1) lol story 2) holy moly, Anoyynous420!! Spammers are soo annoying
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on January 28, 2014
ActingPower13
sooo weird, but AWESOME!
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on January 24, 2014
Writerunner
@Celest_Stories
Thanks
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on January 19, 2014
Celest_Stories
COULD NOT FREAKING STOP LAUGHING
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on January 19, 2014