The best conversations I've ever had on the internet

The best conversations I've ever had on the internet

I'm going to start this new thing where every chapter of this 'story' will contain a new random chat I've had with someone from various different sites. Enjoy my random stories!! :D

published on December 23, 201348 reads 38 readers 12 not completed
I am Derpy Hooves XD

I am Derpy Hooves XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like mlp.
You: Hai mah name iz da Derpyz!
Stranger: hallauw Derpyz
You: Who iz u?
Stranger: I iz muffins
You: OMCOMCOMC U IZ MUFFINZ NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: noooooeeee
Stranger: i'm ded
You: YUMMMMMMMMMMM I LIKE U DA MUFFINZ NOM
Stranger: uaaaaaahhhh
Stranger: please, spare the childreeeeen
You: OMC NNNNNOOOE U HAZ RAISINZZZZZZ >:S
Stranger: nooooEEEEEEE
Stranger: missz Derpyz, don't eat meeeeee
You: Grooooooze u iz raisinzzzzz muffinzzz I noe like da raisinzzz
Stranger: muahahahahahhaa
You: EVIL MUFFINZZZZZ
Stranger: MUAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: and soon, my raisin muffin army will rise
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMrawr
Stranger: and together, we'll rule all of Equestria!!!! muaahahahahahaha
You: Stupid muffinz, u iz 4 eatinz, even if u iz nazty NOM
Stranger: noeeeee
Stranger: i had plans of world domination
Stranger: why, Derpyz, WHYYYYYY
You: Becauze raizinz iz evil, *DERP* DIE NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: NOEEEEEEEEeeeee.e....ee...eee *muffin gets eaten*
You: Derpyz iz outiez nowzies :3
Stranger: I'M HERE TO AVENGE ALL THE MUFFINS!!!!
You: D:
Stranger: I AM...... RAISIN CUPCAKE!!!!!
Stranger: fear my nastyness!!!!!!
You: OMC DATZ ZOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAZSTY D:
Stranger: for I am the NASTIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I taut dat u muffinz was ugly cupcakez, but u iz worse D:
Stranger: yes, yes, shiver in fear, for I, Lord Raisin Cupcake, will make ALL OF THE MUFFINS DISSAPEAR!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I'll make each one into my raisin knights!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAA
You: ...Noe 1 touchez Derpyz'z muffinz... >:S *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: WHAT???!!! STOP!! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!.......oo..oooo..ooooe
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: you win this time, Derpyz.... But know, that I'll be back!!!!!!
You: Thru mah poopz :3
Stranger: oh noooooOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: WITH MY LAST BREATH, I SUMMON....
Stranger: THE MOST DISGUISTING MUFFIN OF THEM ALL...
You: D:
Stranger: A BROCOLI MUFFIN!!!!!!!
You: *BARFZ RAINBOWZ
Stranger: muahhahahaha, you can't defeat me!!!!
You: U iz disgrace to ponyzkind nastyz over 9000
Stranger: because.... I.... AM... HEALTY!!!!!!!
You: D: D: D: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: And soon, all of Equestria will eat healty foods!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: No more muffins, dear Derpy.... NO MORE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
You: Yah rite u nastyz muffin moo u die... but... I cant eatz u D:
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
You: But u haz forgotten sumting...
Stranger: oh really??? what is it?
You: The... DOCTOR WHOOVES >:D
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You: YUS :3
Stranger: *turns back into a tasty muffin*
You: :3 Yay!
Stranger: WAAAH????? WHAT IS THIIIISS??????
Stranger: WHERE'S THE BROCOLI?????????????
You: The Derpyz haz wonz becus of da Doctor!! *Whooves appears holding sonic screwdriver*
Stranger: I..... I... I..... AM UNHEALTHY??????
Stranger: No.... NO.... NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Yus u iz u delicious muffinz :3 NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Stranger: SOMEONE, HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOM NOM NOM *Doctor watches like this 0.0*
Stranger: *the muffin let's out it's final breath*
Stranger: muffins can't breathe, though
Stranger: but you get the idea, right?
You: Yus :3 NOM
Stranger: *turns into poop*
You: *Poop everywhere from muffin overload*
Stranger: the Doctor tries to escape, but his hooves are stuck in the poo
You: **Doctor is all," GROSS DITZY DOO*
You: Sorryz :3
Stranger: Derpyz, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
You: Naturalz course of lifez
Stranger: * he tries to struggle, but it's no use*
Stranger: GET ME OUTA HEREEEEEEE
You: Okay *Flies and pickz Doctor up*
Stranger: thanks.... now, who's going to clean all that doo-doo up?
You: *Derpz*
Stranger: meh.... let's leave it to Rarity
Stranger: It's near her house, so it's her responsibility
Stranger: let's go before she sees us!
You: Lolz u iz awesomez Doctor. okay Let's goez *Flies to tardis*
Stranger: thank you, Derpy. now, would you like to join me in this AWESOME time travel?
You: :D :D :D :D OMC YUS!!!!! :3 X3
Stranger: *they both transform into potatoes and roll away into the sunset, leaving the tardis behind them*
You: ----END SCENE----
You: Nice, very nice XD
Stranger: that was the best conversation I've had
Stranger: thanks dude
You: Hah, I'm a girl btw :3 But same to you
Stranger: oh, sorry :D thanks sis! can I call you sis?
You: Sure whatevs XD
Stranger: lol :D
Stranger: someone should turn this into a fanfic, don;
Stranger: * don't you think?
You: Omg yes, I will, I write fanfics :D
Stranger: seriously??? that is so cool
You: Thanks, thanks for making this materpiece with me XD
Stranger: oh, no problem!
Stranger: where do you write your fanfics?
Stranger: besides, it wouldn't exist without your awesome intro!
You: Oh, I just write them, I haven't found a good site to publish yet tho :P lol thz XD
Stranger: oh! well then, good luck to you, sis!
Stranger: *flies away into the moon*
Stranger has disconnected.
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Comments (12)

EverymanHABIT
That... Is... EPIC!!! XD EVIL MUFFINZ WILL NEVER RULE DA WORLD!
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on May 28, 2014
Frostgoddess
LOL! XD
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on May 25, 2014
FluttershyXAnimeFan
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on May 04, 2014
Josieposie
That was the coolest thing ever ;-;
I want friends who talk like that to mah.
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on April 18, 2014
Nightcat
XD that's amazing
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on April 07, 2014
Snips_Snails_And_Undertales
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on January 01, 2014
BasicCactus
O_0 mind blown.
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on December 24, 2013
StormHeart
Lolz zo many of da muffinz :3
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on December 23, 2013
Kisume
OMG!!!!! DAT WAZ A MUFFINZ OVERLOAD IN MAH BRAINZZZ!!!!!!
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on December 23, 2013
StormHeart
Lol XD I'm glad you liked it XD XD
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on December 23, 2013
Celest_Stories
I literally was crying from laughing WAY to much.... I want this convo to happen to me SOOOOOOOOOO bad!!
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on December 23, 2013
StormHeart
Random stories that may or may not make sense. Enjoy my friends!! XD
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on December 23, 2013