H A T E At First Sight

Sonic.EXE

Sophie lept out from her seat, her eyes widened. Was she dreaming? IS SHE DREAMING? No way, in a thousand years, can something or someone can just crawl out of the screen like that. Sonic, his eyes pitch black with red glowing dots as eyes and blood coming out from his sockets, fully came out of her laptop, and slammed it shut.
"Hey! I'm talking to you! How. Did. You. Beat. It?!"
Sophie regained her composure and then replied rather calmly-
"....You mean I WASN'T supposed to beat the game?"
"YES! How did you do it?!"
"I thought you already knew, since you're basically the main character in that game...But if you really want to know, I-"
"Well okay, I didn't mean how you actually beat the game, but really! You never played this game before and you beat it in the first try!"
"Well, I used common sense."
"COMMON SENSE DOESN'T WORK IN THE GAME."
"Oh really? Then how am I able to beat the game?"
"THAT'S THE THING- YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE GAME."
"Then why create a game if you can't even beat it? That just goes to show how much your brain has grown in your head..."
"Well excuse me, but I AM GOD."
"Last time I heard, Jesus was God."
"I AM SONIC.EXE!!!"
Oh. So that's his name.
"Cool, I'm Sophie."
"OH MY GO- WHY DON'T YOU GET SCARED OR AT LEAST CREEPED OUT?!"
"Well, compared to other horror games like Outlast or Amnesia, this is not anything scary."
Sonic.EXE, his face turning bright red with anger, then frustratingly grumbled-
"You know what, [CENSORED] YOU."
And with that, the blue hedgehog opened up her laptop, got back into her laptop, and flipped her off before slamming the laptop shut.
What an idiot.
Sophie left her laptop on her desk, ejected the disk, dressed up into pajamas, and went to go sleep.

Sophie woke up in cold sweat, breathing heavily. And no, it wasn't due to what happened last night. Or was that a dream too-
"Scared of something, eh?"
Sophie turned her body around, Sonic.EXE's glowing red eyes staring at her and was leaning against her bed.
"Oh. So it wasn't a dream. Dang it."
"S-SHUT UP!!"
"Besides, why're you still here? I thought I already ejected the disk from my laptop."
"Oh~ Miss Smartie Pants here didn't figure it out? I'm not just a game glitch, I'M A GHOST! How dense you are~"
"Oh I have a great big task for you- why not just go jump into a pond and die or something? And be sure to tell Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman I said hi in heaven, if you can even go to heaven.."
Sonic.EXE just frustratingly sighed and kicked the side of the bed.
"Just get up already, sheesh...You're boring me already."
"If I'm boring you, then why bother staying around me then? Can't you go haunt someone else's house for a while?"
"Oh sure! If you don't mind me haunting that cat's house, I'll just be on my way-"
A flash of Tails and then Kitty flickered in her mind and she automatically grabbed his wrist.
"....No. I guess it's fine if you stay here..." she grumbled, quickly letting go of his wrist and pushing it away from her.
A smirk stretched on his face. "Good, then I expect good service from you~"
She took back what she said earlier. What an annoying, pesky, blackmailing little son of a [CENSORED].