This is your lovely Kazzy bear speaking...
Anyways I would first like to say... If you don't want me to ruin your childhood... Don't read this.
If you like morbid stuff like Jeff the killer, laughing jack, bed drowned or stuff like that... Then this is the book for you.
This is all TRUE!
Anyways I'm writing this b/c while I was getting bored one day I decided to start singing nursery rhymes.
I went around doing this for hours.
I then realized... I knew nothing about these stories, so I went on my iPad... And learned that our childhood melodies, where horrible. I hope you enjoy reading my discoveries.