Chuck Norris Best "Facts"!

Chuck Norris Best "Facts"!

I thought these were hilarious! I hope you find these "facts" funny too :D

published on June 30, 201325 reads 13 readers 5 not completed
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11) The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...!
12) Chuck Norris can clap with only one hand!
13) The best burglar alarm is a picture of Chuck Norris outside your front door!
14) The Chuck Norris DVR player can fast forward live television!
15) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!
16) Chuck Norris once had a street named after him. But the name removed at once, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris, and lives!
17) Most people can die from bombs. The bombs die from Chuck Norris!
18) Chuck Norris can tweet 200 characters!
19) Chuck Norris can start a fight in an emty room!
20) Chuck was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!




  

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peace_out
Who is chuck norris
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on December 10, 2013
Rainbowblast
Lol. deltora, why don't you get it?:D
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on July 03, 2013
Miss.Red
LOLZ I LUV THESE THINGS!!
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on July 01, 2013
molly1
Guys, it's just a bunch of silly so-called facts of Chuck Norris people made up! They made me laugh. How do you not get it, deltora????
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on June 30, 2013
deltora
I don't get it?!
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on June 30, 2013