Chuck Norris Best "Facts"!

Chuck Norris Best "Facts"!

I thought these were hilarious! I hope you find these "facts" funny too :D

published on June 30, 201331 reads 15 readers 6 not completed
Chapter 1.

First 10

1) Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry!
2) Chuck Norris can talk in cursive!
3)Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!
4) Chuck Norris soaks his contacts in Pepper Spray!
5) Chuck Norris does origami with dried concrete!
6) Chuck  Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!
7) Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone!
8) Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares!
9) Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs!
10) Chuck Norris hunts ghosts!




  

   
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Comments (6)

peace_out
Who is chuck norris
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on December 10, 2013
puglover3000
I think my brother knows some of these.
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on August 18, 2013
Rainbowblast
Lol. deltora, why don't you get it?
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on July 03, 2013
Acacia_The_Goddess
LOLZ I LUV THESE THINGS!!
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on July 01, 2013
molly1
Guys, it's just a bunch of silly so-called facts of Chuck Norris people made up! They made me laugh. How do you not get it, deltora????
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on June 30, 2013
deltora
I don't get it?!
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on June 30, 2013