B.R.E.E.: An Owner's Manual

Your B.R.E.E Unit:

The B.R.E.E. unit comes with the following items:
-One satchel unit filled with various potion units
-One scarf unit
-One tin whistle unit
-One Hylian to English dictionary
-One Dildo unit
-One kokiri tunic unit
-One Sheikah clothing unit

This unit also has 5 different modes:
-Default mode: Unit only responds to scarf unit and satchel unit
-Musician mode: Unit "plays" the tin whistle unit
-Hero mode: Unit suddenly acts like she has to "Save the World" and becomes an agile and "courageous" warrior
-Caring mode: Unit suddenly starts acting very caring and kind
-Pervert mode: You can probably guess
-Dildo assassination mode: Better run...
-Sheikah mode: Unit behaves similar to the Sheikah tribe members. Has a strange attraction to tea unit (sold separately)