THEN KENNY GET'S TRIGGERED
OMFA HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST RELATABLE, SANE CHARACTER
OMFA HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST RELATABLE, SANE CHARACTER
on December 03, 2017
"He's a lawyer too?"
"Ma'am I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"
Well there's that
"Ma'am I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"
Well there's that
on December 03, 2017
THAT'S NOT HOW POLLINATING WORKS
MEIN GOTT
MEIN GOTT
on December 03, 2017
Are we going to ignore:
The drag queen
The suicide pact
The funeral
When Barry was talking about how bees have human emotions and muttered "lust"
I'm concerned how I didn't notice this when I was little
The drag queen
The suicide pact
The funeral
When Barry was talking about how bees have human emotions and muttered "lust"
I'm concerned how I didn't notice this when I was little
on December 03, 2017
That one dude that tried to kill Barry in the Bee Movie was the most sane in the entire movie
on December 03, 2017
So
We literally had a bonfire, thirty four packs of marshmallows, and a bunch of other shit
There were six of us, and half of us were too hot so they removed their shirts and walked around in their bras
We went on the roof and I jumped out the window in order to get on the roof, and my fingers started bleeding and now I have a bruise on my hip
We had a deep talk but then went to random
We played hide and seek and I was always last found
The neighbors came over for firewood and See More we were talking about boobs so I looked at him and was like "You like boobs?" and he was like "Well I'm a guy so yeah" and this other chick was like "You like dem BIG THICC titties?!"
I almost burned my hands off
We didn't have enough metal things for marshmallows so I suggested we use sticks and that's what we did
At 1 we watched a shitty Mexican horror movie, everyone passed out but me
When they all woke up at around 8 I told them that they were lucky they fell asleep cause the movie sucked ass
Then we watched the Bee Movie
We literally had a bonfire, thirty four packs of marshmallows, and a bunch of other shit
There were six of us, and half of us were too hot so they removed their shirts and walked around in their bras
We went on the roof and I jumped out the window in order to get on the roof, and my fingers started bleeding and now I have a bruise on my hip
We had a deep talk but then went to random
We played hide and seek and I was always last found
The neighbors came over for firewood and See More we were talking about boobs so I looked at him and was like "You like boobs?" and he was like "Well I'm a guy so yeah" and this other chick was like "You like dem BIG THICC titties?!"
I almost burned my hands off
We didn't have enough metal things for marshmallows so I suggested we use sticks and that's what we did
At 1 we watched a shitty Mexican horror movie, everyone passed out but me
When they all woke up at around 8 I told them that they were lucky they fell asleep cause the movie sucked ass
Then we watched the Bee Movie
on December 03, 2017
I just want someone to bang Prussia and when he tops they just scream
"UNDER PRUSSIA, PUSHING DOWN ON ME, PUSHING DOWN ON YOU UM BA BA BE UM BA BA BE DE DAY DA"
"UNDER PRUSSIA, PUSHING DOWN ON ME, PUSHING DOWN ON YOU UM BA BA BE UM BA BA BE DE DAY DA"
on December 03, 2017
Christmas at the Narnians be like
Neverland begging to open the presents but South has to tell him no
When South says no, North sneaks into the kitchen and eats all the cookies, then jumps out the window before she gets caught
South having to remake cookies
North wearing antlers, Neverland wearing elf earmuffs, and South wearing a Santa hat *only because she wrote Satan on it by accident instead of Santa*
Neverland picking up a 50 ton tree and brings it inside and gets too excited See More to decorate it
South stabbing North in the chest with the star
Neverland inviting a bunch of nations over, but only like, five or so actually hang out
North grabbing whoever came over and saying "I'm so fruking ready to be Santa's bitch. Shove a cANDY CANE UP MY ASS"
South having to remove North from the room, but North ends up screeching and prancing out the window
South bitch slapping anyone who tries to tell Neverland Santa isn't real
North putting ornaments and sparkles in her hair and uses it as a scarf
Everyone being forced to wear very very ugly sweaters
Aslan dresses as a reindeer, bells and everything
North being banned from the castle because she ate the sixty seventh batch of cookies, but she somehow sneaks back in just to eat two more batches
South slamming a cooking sheet on North's face when she tries to crawl through the window, causing her to fly back out
Neverland begging to open the presents but South has to tell him no
When South says no, North sneaks into the kitchen and eats all the cookies, then jumps out the window before she gets caught
South having to remake cookies
North wearing antlers, Neverland wearing elf earmuffs, and South wearing a Santa hat *only because she wrote Satan on it by accident instead of Santa*
Neverland picking up a 50 ton tree and brings it inside and gets too excited See More to decorate it
South stabbing North in the chest with the star
Neverland inviting a bunch of nations over, but only like, five or so actually hang out
North grabbing whoever came over and saying "I'm so fruking ready to be Santa's bitch. Shove a cANDY CANE UP MY ASS"
South having to remove North from the room, but North ends up screeching and prancing out the window
South bitch slapping anyone who tries to tell Neverland Santa isn't real
North putting ornaments and sparkles in her hair and uses it as a scarf
Everyone being forced to wear very very ugly sweaters
Aslan dresses as a reindeer, bells and everything
North being banned from the castle because she ate the sixty seventh batch of cookies, but she somehow sneaks back in just to eat two more batches
South slamming a cooking sheet on North's face when she tries to crawl through the window, causing her to fly back out
on December 03, 2017
http://ifunny.co/fun/YykOf92L5
Happy Destroy Dick December
Happy Destroy Dick December
Christmas, lol, nasty, cancer - iFunny :)
#Christmas, #lol, #nasty, #cancer
on December 02, 2017
So it's my friends birthday party today and you know what I bloody got her?
A pack of bacon
A onesie with Santa riding a unicorn and on the butt it says "Don't stop believing"
And this card http://78.media.tumblr.com/4558bca5cf6747e043e54f50d7710142/tumblr_o4wqrfHKM61s7f9xxo1_1280.jpg with me saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a unicorn, just for you"
I have no clue why I got her all of this shit
Hopefully she likes it eh?
A pack of bacon
A onesie with Santa riding a unicorn and on the butt it says "Don't stop believing"
And this card http://78.media.tumblr.com/4558bca5cf6747e043e54f50d7710142/tumblr_o4wqrfHKM61s7f9xxo1_1280.jpg with me saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a unicorn, just for you"
I have no clue why I got her all of this shit
Hopefully she likes it eh?
on December 02, 2017
So I'm watching Markiplier play Mr. Whiskers and there was a part of where this cat guy was like "Meow~" and asked for food and he sounded super gay and Mark was just like "I'm just going to walk away without saying anything cause that's the only thing to do when confronted with that situation" or something like that and I was nearly wheezing cause just....
Mark vs Hardcore Furries
Mark vs Hardcore Furries
on December 02, 2017
Finished my 7up and listened to a bunch of BVB
And it's 11pm *thumbs up*
Imma crash now cause I got lessons at 10-10:30, a birthday party to go to from 5:30-9, and life
And it's 11pm *thumbs up*
Imma crash now cause I got lessons at 10-10:30, a birthday party to go to from 5:30-9, and life
on December 02, 2017
Still drinking my 7up and listening to BVB
The only difference is now it's 10:30
The only difference is now it's 10:30
on December 02, 2017
Drinking a 7up and listening to BVB at 9:40 at night
*kicks back*
That's the life
*kicks back*
That's the life
on December 02, 2017
I BLOODY DID IT
I LEARNT THE SONG
AHAHAHAHA
MY FINGERS HURT MY HEAD HURTS EVERYTHING HURTS BUT BY GOD I BLOODY DID IT
I LEARNT THE SONG
AHAHAHAHA
MY FINGERS HURT MY HEAD HURTS EVERYTHING HURTS BUT BY GOD I BLOODY DID IT
on December 02, 2017
on December 02, 2017
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
WE CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS ON IFUNNY NOW
WE CAN LET THE YEET OUT
W E C A N L E T T H E Y E E T O U T
WE CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS ON IFUNNY NOW
WE CAN LET THE YEET OUT
W E C A N L E T T H E Y E E T O U T
on December 02, 2017
I can't believe I've been playing it wrong
I've been playing it wrong the entire time
I hate myself
My piano teacher will hate me
Death is sufficient
I've been playing it wrong the entire time
I hate myself
My piano teacher will hate me
Death is sufficient
on December 02, 2017
So for the past 23 minutes I've been playing half of the song
COMPLETELY WRONG
COMPLETELY WRONG
on December 02, 2017
If I went mute
I honestly wouldn't mind that much
The only thing that would bother me is that I don't get to crack hilarious jokes at the exact time
And I can't sing along to awesome songs
Other than that, I wouldn't mind loosing my voice
At least it means I don't have to talk to anyone, talk in front of the class, or anything yeah?
I honestly wouldn't mind that much
The only thing that would bother me is that I don't get to crack hilarious jokes at the exact time
And I can't sing along to awesome songs
Other than that, I wouldn't mind loosing my voice
At least it means I don't have to talk to anyone, talk in front of the class, or anything yeah?
on December 02, 2017