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I had a dream that North and South were playing hide and seek with like, America, Canada, Prussia, and I think Italy or something
And South was it and found everyone in these ways:
Prussia by screaming "Who is the most awesome!?" and he jumped down from the fridge and screeched "ME"
America by quietly singing "where'd you come from where'd you go?" and America kicked down the closet door, somehow surrounded by eagles, wearing a dress made of an American flag, a burger in one hand, See More gun in another, and screeching "WHERE'D YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE"
Canada by listening for Kuma complaining about being hungry
And she couldn't find North
So they all spent hours and hours looking for her
Finally, at four in the morning, Italy opened the fridge because he was hungry but forgot it was a wine fridge and looks like this
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He screamed
Because in the smallest part, North was twisted and bent to somehow fit in the smallest shelf, she looked at him
and said
"Chardonnay or should I go?"

If being happy in life means eating chocolate brownies that are 2% chocolate and 98% chemicals
THEN YOU EAT THAT BITCH

Woke up late
Oh well I needed it

You know what? Why make that into a new years revelation?
Imma do it right bloody now
well tomorrow but whatever

My new years revelation is going to be so awesome
No one will understand the deeper meaning behind that but meh

I wanna Christmas Hetalia RP

I spent two hours making a bloody ink stamp for my letter
It
Doesn't
Work
I have five cuts on my hands, three of them were bleeding so much that I had to stop working to wash it off and wrap it up
And I never do that
This See More
Sucks

THEN KENNY GET'S TRIGGERED
OMFA HE'S LITERALLY THE MOST RELATABLE, SANE CHARACTER

"He's a lawyer too?"
"Ma'am I was already a blood sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"
Well there's that

THAT'S NOT HOW POLLINATING WORKS
MEIN GOTT

Are we going to ignore:
The drag queen
The suicide pact
The funeral
When Barry was talking about how bees have human emotions and muttered "lust"
I'm concerned how I didn't notice this when I was little

That one dude that tried to kill Barry in the Bee Movie was the most sane in the entire movie

So
We literally had a bonfire, thirty four packs of marshmallows, and a bunch of other shit
There were six of us, and half of us were too hot so they removed their shirts and walked around in their bras
We went on the roof and I jumped out the window in order to get on the roof, and my fingers started bleeding and now I have a bruise on my hip
We had a deep talk but then went to random
We played hide and seek and I was always last found
The neighbors came over for firewood and See More we were talking about boobs so I looked at him and was like "You like boobs?" and he was like "Well I'm a guy so yeah" and this other chick was like "You like dem BIG THICC titties?!"
I almost burned my hands off
We didn't have enough metal things for marshmallows so I suggested we use sticks and that's what we did
At 1 we watched a shitty Mexican horror movie, everyone passed out but me
When they all woke up at around 8 I told them that they were lucky they fell asleep cause the movie sucked ass
Then we watched the Bee Movie