I had a dream that North was in a fight with Prussia and North was panicking and smacking Prussia on the back over and over while screeching
"What the FUK. No, stop it! Stop! You canNOT FcKING PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!"
And he would just laugh and put more pineapple on the pizza to screw with her and she got really really triggered and said in a hush voice "I will hit you with my leg if you don't stop" and he was like "You mean, you'll kick me?"
So then she left, and he kept putting See More pineapple on pizza, and a few moments later he heard a thud....thud....thud...draaaag...draaag...thud...thud....draaaag
And he just turned around, and made the most girly scream
When he saw North holding her amputated freaking leg in the air, and smacked him in the face
Germany walked in at the wrong time and witnessed it
And this is why Germany never leaves his room when they hang out
"What the FUK. No, stop it! Stop! You canNOT FcKING PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!"
And he would just laugh and put more pineapple on the pizza to screw with her and she got really really triggered and said in a hush voice "I will hit you with my leg if you don't stop" and he was like "You mean, you'll kick me?"
So then she left, and he kept putting See More pineapple on pizza, and a few moments later he heard a thud....thud....thud...draaaag...draaag...thud...thud....draaaag
And he just turned around, and made the most girly scream
When he saw North holding her amputated freaking leg in the air, and smacked him in the face
Germany walked in at the wrong time and witnessed it
And this is why Germany never leaves his room when they hang out
on February 06, 2018
I had a dream and the Hetalia characters were in middle school and
America wore so much Axe that he actually sent China to the hospital. He played football so seriously that he sent Canada to the hospital....he just sent a lot of people to the hospital on accident
Canada was the sweet kid that gave the new kids cookies. Brings his stuffed animal to school because he felt more comfortable around it, and America beat any kid that tried to pick on him for it
England dyed his hair, See More wore fake piercings, and put on fake tattoos and told people they were real. Every time someone would ask "didn't you have a different tattoo there?" he would just say it was a magical tattoo that changed. He was the very punk kid in school, but also played DND
France was the flirt, smacked peoples asses in the hall, and got smacked in the face so many time that if you raised your hand to him he would flinch. It was kinda sad because someone tried to ruffle his hair but he flinched
Russia was the kid that no one sat by because they were all terrified of him, which was also kinda sad. He was the nice kid but kinda creepy, like he threatened someone when they talked to his sisters
China was the kid who complained about PE, fell asleep in every class, and would hit people if they talked about his panda bookbag
Italy was the sweetest fcking kid ever like holy shit, people thought he had ADHD and picked on him
Romano was the one kid who cursed all the time but then cried when a teacher called him out
Germany was the guy who everyone feared because he was the one ripped kid
Austria gets detentions all the time because he brags about his money, and literally never left the music room. He was the show off who played the piano like a god. He never went to his classes because music was too important
Japan was the weeb kid, like he brought a bloody Miku pillow to school and an Attack on Titan blanket, he always speaks Japanese and rarely English because he can. And he always reads manga and shit
North and Prussia were the trouble makers, but North would start crying when ever they got sent to the principles office. They would do shit like snort pixie sticks, crack glow sticks and shove them in toilets, slap pads against random peoples faces, draw on each others faces and arms, shake soda with mentos in it and throw the bottle into a random classroom, they just did a lot of shit
South was the one kid who people feared because she was the Satanic kid who openly tells people of her seances, rituals, ext. But she was also the kid who if you screwed with her she would either, 1) Roast you so bad that you would end up having to leave school for the week or 2) threaten to use you in the next sacrifice. So she was the edge kid, but was legit Satanic.
America wore so much Axe that he actually sent China to the hospital. He played football so seriously that he sent Canada to the hospital....he just sent a lot of people to the hospital on accident
Canada was the sweet kid that gave the new kids cookies. Brings his stuffed animal to school because he felt more comfortable around it, and America beat any kid that tried to pick on him for it
England dyed his hair, See More wore fake piercings, and put on fake tattoos and told people they were real. Every time someone would ask "didn't you have a different tattoo there?" he would just say it was a magical tattoo that changed. He was the very punk kid in school, but also played DND
France was the flirt, smacked peoples asses in the hall, and got smacked in the face so many time that if you raised your hand to him he would flinch. It was kinda sad because someone tried to ruffle his hair but he flinched
Russia was the kid that no one sat by because they were all terrified of him, which was also kinda sad. He was the nice kid but kinda creepy, like he threatened someone when they talked to his sisters
China was the kid who complained about PE, fell asleep in every class, and would hit people if they talked about his panda bookbag
Italy was the sweetest fcking kid ever like holy shit, people thought he had ADHD and picked on him
Romano was the one kid who cursed all the time but then cried when a teacher called him out
Germany was the guy who everyone feared because he was the one ripped kid
Austria gets detentions all the time because he brags about his money, and literally never left the music room. He was the show off who played the piano like a god. He never went to his classes because music was too important
Japan was the weeb kid, like he brought a bloody Miku pillow to school and an Attack on Titan blanket, he always speaks Japanese and rarely English because he can. And he always reads manga and shit
North and Prussia were the trouble makers, but North would start crying when ever they got sent to the principles office. They would do shit like snort pixie sticks, crack glow sticks and shove them in toilets, slap pads against random peoples faces, draw on each others faces and arms, shake soda with mentos in it and throw the bottle into a random classroom, they just did a lot of shit
South was the one kid who people feared because she was the Satanic kid who openly tells people of her seances, rituals, ext. But she was also the kid who if you screwed with her she would either, 1) Roast you so bad that you would end up having to leave school for the week or 2) threaten to use you in the next sacrifice. So she was the edge kid, but was legit Satanic.
on February 04, 2018
How to win any person:
Step one: Dress like Belarus
Step two: Stare at them and squint hard
Step three: Say, "If I squint hard enough, you look like Russia"
Step four: If they don't fall for you immediately, punch them in the face and go to the next person
Step one: Dress like Belarus
Step two: Stare at them and squint hard
Step three: Say, "If I squint hard enough, you look like Russia"
Step four: If they don't fall for you immediately, punch them in the face and go to the next person
on February 04, 2018
That moment when someone puts one of your drawings in a folder that says it's for an Art Critique on Youtube
And you panic because you know the drawing isn't the _best_ and it has it's faults and you know that you made it on a cheap ass website that isn't fancy at all for artists and you know that the critique is either going to roast you, or say something nice then roast you
And you panic because you know the drawing isn't the _best_ and it has it's faults and you know that you made it on a cheap ass website that isn't fancy at all for artists and you know that the critique is either going to roast you, or say something nice then roast you
on February 04, 2018
Story ideas I randomly came up with:
You can see an aura around everyone. The aura is the Sin they are
Red for Wrath
Orange for Gluttany
Yellow for Pride
Green for Evny
Blue for Sloth See More
Purple for Greed
And Pink for Lust
Everyone always had one colour...that is until you meet a girl who has all seven
Everyone has a Red String of Fate. You can see them, the red lines that swirl, twist, bend, and knot everywhere. You always tried to connect people together with their Soul Mate....even though your string wraps around your finger, and goes no where
A mermaid meets a man with wings after following a trail of feathers. Neither of them know that the other is a mythical creature, and try everything they can to prevent the other from knowing. Which tends to be a problem
( "Jump in the water!" "Um...c-can't I have...um...a huge scar on my chest and it's embarrassing. Why don't you get on land?" ".......I have one leg can't do that" )
You can switch places with the reflection of your mirror. You two constantly switch places with each other. That is, until you accidentally switch places with your friends reflection
A rouge with ADHD, a drag queen centaur, and a shapeshifter who has a phobia of animals all have to work together to save the world
You are a captain of your ship, and you get thrown off board by rough waters during a storm. You can't swim back up, the current just keeps dragging you down. Down. Down. The pressure in your ears pops, water fills your mouth. The coldness of the liquid around you is bitter. Your hand reaches up as you stare at the light of the top of the water start to get fuzzy. The burning sensation of your lungs doesn't hurt anymore.
You wake up to see the sunlight, shocked that you were alive.......but now you were a mermaid/merman.
You can see an aura around everyone. The aura is the Sin they are
Red for Wrath
Orange for Gluttany
Yellow for Pride
Green for Evny
Blue for Sloth See More
Purple for Greed
And Pink for Lust
Everyone always had one colour...that is until you meet a girl who has all seven
Everyone has a Red String of Fate. You can see them, the red lines that swirl, twist, bend, and knot everywhere. You always tried to connect people together with their Soul Mate....even though your string wraps around your finger, and goes no where
A mermaid meets a man with wings after following a trail of feathers. Neither of them know that the other is a mythical creature, and try everything they can to prevent the other from knowing. Which tends to be a problem
( "Jump in the water!" "Um...c-can't I have...um...a huge scar on my chest and it's embarrassing. Why don't you get on land?" ".......I have one leg can't do that" )
You can switch places with the reflection of your mirror. You two constantly switch places with each other. That is, until you accidentally switch places with your friends reflection
A rouge with ADHD, a drag queen centaur, and a shapeshifter who has a phobia of animals all have to work together to save the world
You are a captain of your ship, and you get thrown off board by rough waters during a storm. You can't swim back up, the current just keeps dragging you down. Down. Down. The pressure in your ears pops, water fills your mouth. The coldness of the liquid around you is bitter. Your hand reaches up as you stare at the light of the top of the water start to get fuzzy. The burning sensation of your lungs doesn't hurt anymore.
You wake up to see the sunlight, shocked that you were alive.......but now you were a mermaid/merman.
on February 04, 2018
You guys remember the simple times of where you didn't have to tell people not to eat Tide pods?
Remember back when Nyan cat and rage comic memes were the shit
Remember back when you could leave your house at like, seven in the morning and come back at eight at night and yo parents were just like "sup, dinners done btw"
Remember back when everyone wasn't depressed sacks of stress and anxiety and people could actually have fun and not suffer from their crippling mental disorder? See More
*sips tea* Good days
Remember back when Nyan cat and rage comic memes were the shit
Remember back when you could leave your house at like, seven in the morning and come back at eight at night and yo parents were just like "sup, dinners done btw"
Remember back when everyone wasn't depressed sacks of stress and anxiety and people could actually have fun and not suffer from their crippling mental disorder? See More
*sips tea* Good days
on January 30, 2018
I remember back when I used already drawn pictures for an OC thing
Now I actually draw my OC's instead of using online pictures that is "close enough"
Ah it feels good man
Also
https://orig00.deviantart.net/1741/f/2018/025/a/3/img_20180125_180656_hdr_by_northern_narnia-dc15ts8.jpg
Art
Now I actually draw my OC's instead of using online pictures that is "close enough"
Ah it feels good man
Also
https://orig00.deviantart.net/1741/f/2018/025/a/3/img_20180125_180656_hdr_by_northern_narnia-dc15ts8.jpg
Art
on January 26, 2018
HEY SUCKERS
I MADE AN ACTUAL BLOG
THAT'S RIGHT
http://satansbread.blog.fc2.com/
I OFFICIALLY CAN EMBARRASS MYSELF IN PUBLIC
I MADE AN ACTUAL BLOG
THAT'S RIGHT
http://satansbread.blog.fc2.com/
I OFFICIALLY CAN EMBARRASS MYSELF IN PUBLIC
on January 23, 2018
Can't wait to tell my health teacher that I slept three hours this weekend, drank a Mega Monster, watched a nine hour video on YouTube, and ate six peanut butter cookies
on January 22, 2018
on January 19, 2018
My health teacher: Staying inside too long, not exercising, not socializing, having trouble doing so, being hard on yourself, having low self esteem, disliking company, eating junk, having a low mindset, hating most of everything, negative emotions such as anger, sadness, depression, stress, anxiety, ext, is all unhealthy!
Me: くそ
Me: くそ
on January 18, 2018
Eat grass and smoke ass delete this and you will get sass
on January 12, 2018
Alright I'm going to make a last post
This is my last post until it is said that Net Neutrality won't get repealed
This is my last post until then, if it's not going to be repealed then mY SHIPOSTS SHALL LIIIIIIIIIIIVEE
ahem
anyways
My last, legendary post shall be....
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https://pa1.narvii.com/6465/fc900fde652b1c59bf23d13222811054e4bcffb8_hq.gif
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And for my final act! I shall disappear until it's safe!
https://data.whicdn.com/images/265732887/original.gif
This is my last post until it is said that Net Neutrality won't get repealed
This is my last post until then, if it's not going to be repealed then mY SHIPOSTS SHALL LIIIIIIIIIIIVEE
ahem
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My last, legendary post shall be....
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And for my final act! I shall disappear until it's safe!
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on December 14, 2017