Some random person: Why do you hate people?
Me: http://damienmarieathope.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1397174_743490575759331_41806135864703902_o-1.jpg
Person: Carry on
Me: http://damienmarieathope.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1397174_743490575759331_41806135864703902_o-1.jpg
Person: Carry on
on February 10, 2018
Prussia: *crawls through the window*
South: *sipping tea* North call Ghostbusters
North: *in the other room* Why?
South: *sip* Our castle has dead people in it again
South: *sipping tea* North call Ghostbusters
North: *in the other room* Why?
South: *sip* Our castle has dead people in it again
on February 09, 2018
In history we watched a video
It was Trump saying China for three minutes
It was Trump saying China for three minutes
on February 09, 2018
Rant about all those people who are like "blah life sucks it never gets better"
You're like, fifteen. You know what that means? The average person lives up to about 80 years, so you're like, two years old compared to that. Compared to all of those years, and if you think that all of those shits are going to be "so horrible, it never gets better, ugh life sucks" then you are one ??????? idiot. You think that all 29219.3759 of those days in those 80 years are going to be completely See More against you? That all of those days are going to be shit and nothing good will ever happen? Well sorry to break your stupid ??????? bubble sunshine, but the world doesn't revolve around you. Bad days are normal, good days are normal. Sure some people have more bad days than good days, but that means that you have to cherish those ??????? good days like they'll never appear again. "Oh but I never have good days" Bull???????shit. Remember that test that you pass? Remember your friends talking to you and not ignoring you? Remember finding that perfect pare of matching socks? Remember when your phone fell from your hands and your earbuds saved them? Sometimes good days are just ignored because you don't win the ??????? lottery. If you believe that happiness is going to fall in your lap you're sorely mistaken. You have to make the day better, don't put your expectations so bloody high. If your idea of a "good day" is being the queen of the bloody world, or suddenly having celebrities fall for you, then you'll never have a good day. Cherish the small moments, because if you do that you just might see that your life doesn't such as much as you thought it did. Open your eyes, and look around you.
You're like, fifteen. You know what that means? The average person lives up to about 80 years, so you're like, two years old compared to that. Compared to all of those years, and if you think that all of those shits are going to be "so horrible, it never gets better, ugh life sucks" then you are one ??????? idiot. You think that all 29219.3759 of those days in those 80 years are going to be completely See More against you? That all of those days are going to be shit and nothing good will ever happen? Well sorry to break your stupid ??????? bubble sunshine, but the world doesn't revolve around you. Bad days are normal, good days are normal. Sure some people have more bad days than good days, but that means that you have to cherish those ??????? good days like they'll never appear again. "Oh but I never have good days" Bull???????shit. Remember that test that you pass? Remember your friends talking to you and not ignoring you? Remember finding that perfect pare of matching socks? Remember when your phone fell from your hands and your earbuds saved them? Sometimes good days are just ignored because you don't win the ??????? lottery. If you believe that happiness is going to fall in your lap you're sorely mistaken. You have to make the day better, don't put your expectations so bloody high. If your idea of a "good day" is being the queen of the bloody world, or suddenly having celebrities fall for you, then you'll never have a good day. Cherish the small moments, because if you do that you just might see that your life doesn't such as much as you thought it did. Open your eyes, and look around you.
on February 07, 2018
South: *gets a call* Yo, bitch speaking
North: *panting* I made a mistake
South: What'd you do this time?
North: *crawls through the window, looks at South frantically* I put a milkshake in one yard and cracked a cold one in another
South: Oh shi-
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North: *panting* I made a mistake
South: What'd you do this time?
North: *crawls through the window, looks at South frantically* I put a milkshake in one yard and cracked a cold one in another
South: Oh shi-
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on February 06, 2018
I had a dream that North was in a fight with Prussia and North was panicking and smacking Prussia on the back over and over while screeching
"What the FUK. No, stop it! Stop! You canNOT FcKING PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!"
And he would just laugh and put more pineapple on the pizza to screw with her and she got really really triggered and said in a hush voice "I will hit you with my leg if you don't stop" and he was like "You mean, you'll kick me?"
So then she left, and he kept putting See More pineapple on pizza, and a few moments later he heard a thud....thud....thud...draaaag...draaag...thud...thud....draaaag
And he just turned around, and made the most girly scream
When he saw North holding her amputated freaking leg in the air, and smacked him in the face
Germany walked in at the wrong time and witnessed it
And this is why Germany never leaves his room when they hang out
"What the FUK. No, stop it! Stop! You canNOT FcKING PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!"
And he would just laugh and put more pineapple on the pizza to screw with her and she got really really triggered and said in a hush voice "I will hit you with my leg if you don't stop" and he was like "You mean, you'll kick me?"
So then she left, and he kept putting See More pineapple on pizza, and a few moments later he heard a thud....thud....thud...draaaag...draaag...thud...thud....draaaag
And he just turned around, and made the most girly scream
When he saw North holding her amputated freaking leg in the air, and smacked him in the face
Germany walked in at the wrong time and witnessed it
And this is why Germany never leaves his room when they hang out
on February 06, 2018
I had a dream and the Hetalia characters were in middle school and
America wore so much Axe that he actually sent China to the hospital. He played football so seriously that he sent Canada to the hospital....he just sent a lot of people to the hospital on accident
Canada was the sweet kid that gave the new kids cookies. Brings his stuffed animal to school because he felt more comfortable around it, and America beat any kid that tried to pick on him for it
England dyed his hair, See More wore fake piercings, and put on fake tattoos and told people they were real. Every time someone would ask "didn't you have a different tattoo there?" he would just say it was a magical tattoo that changed. He was the very punk kid in school, but also played DND
France was the flirt, smacked peoples asses in the hall, and got smacked in the face so many time that if you raised your hand to him he would flinch. It was kinda sad because someone tried to ruffle his hair but he flinched
Russia was the kid that no one sat by because they were all terrified of him, which was also kinda sad. He was the nice kid but kinda creepy, like he threatened someone when they talked to his sisters
China was the kid who complained about PE, fell asleep in every class, and would hit people if they talked about his panda bookbag
Italy was the sweetest fcking kid ever like holy shit, people thought he had ADHD and picked on him
Romano was the one kid who cursed all the time but then cried when a teacher called him out
Germany was the guy who everyone feared because he was the one ripped kid
Austria gets detentions all the time because he brags about his money, and literally never left the music room. He was the show off who played the piano like a god. He never went to his classes because music was too important
Japan was the weeb kid, like he brought a bloody Miku pillow to school and an Attack on Titan blanket, he always speaks Japanese and rarely English because he can. And he always reads manga and shit
North and Prussia were the trouble makers, but North would start crying when ever they got sent to the principles office. They would do shit like snort pixie sticks, crack glow sticks and shove them in toilets, slap pads against random peoples faces, draw on each others faces and arms, shake soda with mentos in it and throw the bottle into a random classroom, they just did a lot of shit
South was the one kid who people feared because she was the Satanic kid who openly tells people of her seances, rituals, ext. But she was also the kid who if you screwed with her she would either, 1) Roast you so bad that you would end up having to leave school for the week or 2) threaten to use you in the next sacrifice. So she was the edge kid, but was legit Satanic.
America wore so much Axe that he actually sent China to the hospital. He played football so seriously that he sent Canada to the hospital....he just sent a lot of people to the hospital on accident
Canada was the sweet kid that gave the new kids cookies. Brings his stuffed animal to school because he felt more comfortable around it, and America beat any kid that tried to pick on him for it
England dyed his hair, See More wore fake piercings, and put on fake tattoos and told people they were real. Every time someone would ask "didn't you have a different tattoo there?" he would just say it was a magical tattoo that changed. He was the very punk kid in school, but also played DND
France was the flirt, smacked peoples asses in the hall, and got smacked in the face so many time that if you raised your hand to him he would flinch. It was kinda sad because someone tried to ruffle his hair but he flinched
Russia was the kid that no one sat by because they were all terrified of him, which was also kinda sad. He was the nice kid but kinda creepy, like he threatened someone when they talked to his sisters
China was the kid who complained about PE, fell asleep in every class, and would hit people if they talked about his panda bookbag
Italy was the sweetest fcking kid ever like holy shit, people thought he had ADHD and picked on him
Romano was the one kid who cursed all the time but then cried when a teacher called him out
Germany was the guy who everyone feared because he was the one ripped kid
Austria gets detentions all the time because he brags about his money, and literally never left the music room. He was the show off who played the piano like a god. He never went to his classes because music was too important
Japan was the weeb kid, like he brought a bloody Miku pillow to school and an Attack on Titan blanket, he always speaks Japanese and rarely English because he can. And he always reads manga and shit
North and Prussia were the trouble makers, but North would start crying when ever they got sent to the principles office. They would do shit like snort pixie sticks, crack glow sticks and shove them in toilets, slap pads against random peoples faces, draw on each others faces and arms, shake soda with mentos in it and throw the bottle into a random classroom, they just did a lot of shit
South was the one kid who people feared because she was the Satanic kid who openly tells people of her seances, rituals, ext. But she was also the kid who if you screwed with her she would either, 1) Roast you so bad that you would end up having to leave school for the week or 2) threaten to use you in the next sacrifice. So she was the edge kid, but was legit Satanic.
on February 04, 2018
How to win any person:
Step one: Dress like Belarus
Step two: Stare at them and squint hard
Step three: Say, "If I squint hard enough, you look like Russia"
Step four: If they don't fall for you immediately, punch them in the face and go to the next person
Step one: Dress like Belarus
Step two: Stare at them and squint hard
Step three: Say, "If I squint hard enough, you look like Russia"
Step four: If they don't fall for you immediately, punch them in the face and go to the next person
on February 04, 2018
That moment when someone puts one of your drawings in a folder that says it's for an Art Critique on Youtube
And you panic because you know the drawing isn't the _best_ and it has it's faults and you know that you made it on a cheap ass website that isn't fancy at all for artists and you know that the critique is either going to roast you, or say something nice then roast you
And you panic because you know the drawing isn't the _best_ and it has it's faults and you know that you made it on a cheap ass website that isn't fancy at all for artists and you know that the critique is either going to roast you, or say something nice then roast you
on February 04, 2018
Story ideas I randomly came up with:
You can see an aura around everyone. The aura is the Sin they are
Red for Wrath
Orange for Gluttany
Yellow for Pride
Green for Evny
Blue for Sloth See More
Purple for Greed
And Pink for Lust
Everyone always had one colour...that is until you meet a girl who has all seven
Everyone has a Red String of Fate. You can see them, the red lines that swirl, twist, bend, and knot everywhere. You always tried to connect people together with their Soul Mate....even though your string wraps around your finger, and goes no where
A mermaid meets a man with wings after following a trail of feathers. Neither of them know that the other is a mythical creature, and try everything they can to prevent the other from knowing. Which tends to be a problem
( "Jump in the water!" "Um...c-can't I have...um...a huge scar on my chest and it's embarrassing. Why don't you get on land?" ".......I have one leg can't do that" )
You can switch places with the reflection of your mirror. You two constantly switch places with each other. That is, until you accidentally switch places with your friends reflection
A rouge with ADHD, a drag queen centaur, and a shapeshifter who has a phobia of animals all have to work together to save the world
You are a captain of your ship, and you get thrown off board by rough waters during a storm. You can't swim back up, the current just keeps dragging you down. Down. Down. The pressure in your ears pops, water fills your mouth. The coldness of the liquid around you is bitter. Your hand reaches up as you stare at the light of the top of the water start to get fuzzy. The burning sensation of your lungs doesn't hurt anymore.
You wake up to see the sunlight, shocked that you were alive.......but now you were a mermaid/merman.
You can see an aura around everyone. The aura is the Sin they are
Red for Wrath
Orange for Gluttany
Yellow for Pride
Green for Evny
Blue for Sloth See More
Purple for Greed
And Pink for Lust
Everyone always had one colour...that is until you meet a girl who has all seven
Everyone has a Red String of Fate. You can see them, the red lines that swirl, twist, bend, and knot everywhere. You always tried to connect people together with their Soul Mate....even though your string wraps around your finger, and goes no where
A mermaid meets a man with wings after following a trail of feathers. Neither of them know that the other is a mythical creature, and try everything they can to prevent the other from knowing. Which tends to be a problem
( "Jump in the water!" "Um...c-can't I have...um...a huge scar on my chest and it's embarrassing. Why don't you get on land?" ".......I have one leg can't do that" )
You can switch places with the reflection of your mirror. You two constantly switch places with each other. That is, until you accidentally switch places with your friends reflection
A rouge with ADHD, a drag queen centaur, and a shapeshifter who has a phobia of animals all have to work together to save the world
You are a captain of your ship, and you get thrown off board by rough waters during a storm. You can't swim back up, the current just keeps dragging you down. Down. Down. The pressure in your ears pops, water fills your mouth. The coldness of the liquid around you is bitter. Your hand reaches up as you stare at the light of the top of the water start to get fuzzy. The burning sensation of your lungs doesn't hurt anymore.
You wake up to see the sunlight, shocked that you were alive.......but now you were a mermaid/merman.
on February 04, 2018
You guys remember the simple times of where you didn't have to tell people not to eat Tide pods?
Remember back when Nyan cat and rage comic memes were the shit
Remember back when you could leave your house at like, seven in the morning and come back at eight at night and yo parents were just like "sup, dinners done btw"
Remember back when everyone wasn't depressed sacks of stress and anxiety and people could actually have fun and not suffer from their crippling mental disorder? See More
*sips tea* Good days
Remember back when Nyan cat and rage comic memes were the shit
Remember back when you could leave your house at like, seven in the morning and come back at eight at night and yo parents were just like "sup, dinners done btw"
Remember back when everyone wasn't depressed sacks of stress and anxiety and people could actually have fun and not suffer from their crippling mental disorder? See More
*sips tea* Good days
on January 30, 2018
I remember back when I used already drawn pictures for an OC thing
Now I actually draw my OC's instead of using online pictures that is "close enough"
Ah it feels good man
Also
https://orig00.deviantart.net/1741/f/2018/025/a/3/img_20180125_180656_hdr_by_northern_narnia-dc15ts8.jpg
Art
Now I actually draw my OC's instead of using online pictures that is "close enough"
Ah it feels good man
Also
https://orig00.deviantart.net/1741/f/2018/025/a/3/img_20180125_180656_hdr_by_northern_narnia-dc15ts8.jpg
Art
on January 26, 2018
HEY SUCKERS
I MADE AN ACTUAL BLOG
THAT'S RIGHT
http://satansbread.blog.fc2.com/
I OFFICIALLY CAN EMBARRASS MYSELF IN PUBLIC
I MADE AN ACTUAL BLOG
THAT'S RIGHT
http://satansbread.blog.fc2.com/
I OFFICIALLY CAN EMBARRASS MYSELF IN PUBLIC
on January 23, 2018
Can't wait to tell my health teacher that I slept three hours this weekend, drank a Mega Monster, watched a nine hour video on YouTube, and ate six peanut butter cookies
on January 22, 2018
on January 19, 2018