Worst things the Narnian's have done:
North- She called Germany "Big buff Daddy" in a World Meeting...during a rare silent moment
West- Drop kicked a pixie because she scared him
East- Slammed the lid of a piano on someone's head over and over because they didn't appreciate the concept of love enough
South- *whips out a book thiccer than North's legs, gets out magnifying glass* Sacrificed anything and anyone you can think of, decapitated a goat and shoved it on North's head, killed See More North many times to use her in sacrifices, has an entire room dedicated to Satanic shit, *puts magnifying glass down* Need I go on?
North- She called Germany "Big buff Daddy" in a World Meeting...during a rare silent moment
West- Drop kicked a pixie because she scared him
East- Slammed the lid of a piano on someone's head over and over because they didn't appreciate the concept of love enough
South- *whips out a book thiccer than North's legs, gets out magnifying glass* Sacrificed anything and anyone you can think of, decapitated a goat and shoved it on North's head, killed See More North many times to use her in sacrifices, has an entire room dedicated to Satanic shit, *puts magnifying glass down* Need I go on?
on February 21, 2018
Things I adore in fanart of Hetalia:
Tan America
Chub Russia
Chub Ukraine
Sister love with Ukraine and Belarus
Romano smiling
Tan Italy See More
Shipping fanart that shows the pure and innocent love between two people, like you can feel the burning love between them and how much they adore each other
Tan America
Prussia doing/acting like this http://78.media.tumblr.com/03c85233983e58c1c310a3e94c980485/tumblr_inline_nef08sYkiL1r4gsm4.png
Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus having quality sibling time
Germany smiling
Tan America
Romano with a fluffy little stomach
Canada smiling
England having people around him and you can just see the happiness in his eyes
Overly exaggerated England eyebrows
Tan America
Italian brothers...all of them. Seborga, Italy, and Romano
Tan America
France and ChibiCanada having quality father-son time
Tan America
Tan America
Did I mention tan America?
Tan America
Chub Russia
Chub Ukraine
Sister love with Ukraine and Belarus
Romano smiling
Tan Italy See More
Shipping fanart that shows the pure and innocent love between two people, like you can feel the burning love between them and how much they adore each other
Tan America
Prussia doing/acting like this http://78.media.tumblr.com/03c85233983e58c1c310a3e94c980485/tumblr_inline_nef08sYkiL1r4gsm4.png
Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus having quality sibling time
Germany smiling
Tan America
Romano with a fluffy little stomach
Canada smiling
England having people around him and you can just see the happiness in his eyes
Overly exaggerated England eyebrows
Tan America
Italian brothers...all of them. Seborga, Italy, and Romano
Tan America
France and ChibiCanada having quality father-son time
Tan America
Tan America
Did I mention tan America?
When France and Canada have quality son and father time, it ends up with france explaining sex and the best ways to do it to poor lil Canada.
on February 21, 2018
on February 21, 2018
Things I dislike about in fandoms:
Steven Universe: Do I need to say anything? https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-am-no-longer-steven-universe-fan
Hetalia: All the shipping wars, hate, and cringe fans who think war is 'cute'
Voltron: The fact that the fandom forced a ship to be canon or else they were going to blackmail
Hamilton: Actually, everyone is kinda dead. There isn't much to complain about
CreepyPasta: ???? ??? ??????? ??????? ???? ??? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ???? ??????? See More ??? ???? ????? ??????? ?? ?????? ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???? ??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Undertale: Do I need to say anything? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VFof9SjJHA4/hqdefault.jpg
Zelda: The new people who play Breath of the Wild only and think they're better at knowing the game than someone who's been playing since the first Zelda game came out. Also "Imagine if Zelda was a girl!!?/!111"
Harry Potter: Everyone is kind of dead here too. I guess the only think I don't like here is that J.K Rowling decided that making Dumbledore gay was something extravagant. Like no. I'm all up for gays and all, but don't try and please the fans just by making someone gay
Lord of the Rings: There is nothing to say. You're all dead. Like, you all died in 2010. The only annoying thing was how everyone had the hots for Legolas.
Narnia: How the people who watch the movies think they know everything.
Percy Jackson: Your movies are shit, and you all have the hots for Percy
Attack on Titan: For gods sake, Levi is not a sex god, Eren is like twelve stop shipping his ass with a forty year old man, Sasha isn't just a whiny little bitch, and they reuse the same jokes over and over
Black Butler: Mein Gott, everything. Everyone has the hots for everyone. They want to bang a 13 year old, or a 4,000+ year old demon. If they hate a character they literally are assholes to every single soul who likes the character. Plus, twelve year olds writing smut
Death Note: Died in 2007, and the jokes are reused beyond belief. Twelve year olds writing smut
Steven Universe: Do I need to say anything? https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-am-no-longer-steven-universe-fan
Hetalia: All the shipping wars, hate, and cringe fans who think war is 'cute'
Voltron: The fact that the fandom forced a ship to be canon or else they were going to blackmail
Hamilton: Actually, everyone is kinda dead. There isn't much to complain about
CreepyPasta: ???? ??? ??????? ??????? ???? ??? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ???? ??????? See More ??? ???? ????? ??????? ?? ?????? ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???? ??? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Undertale: Do I need to say anything? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VFof9SjJHA4/hqdefault.jpg
Zelda: The new people who play Breath of the Wild only and think they're better at knowing the game than someone who's been playing since the first Zelda game came out. Also "Imagine if Zelda was a girl!!?/!111"
Harry Potter: Everyone is kind of dead here too. I guess the only think I don't like here is that J.K Rowling decided that making Dumbledore gay was something extravagant. Like no. I'm all up for gays and all, but don't try and please the fans just by making someone gay
Lord of the Rings: There is nothing to say. You're all dead. Like, you all died in 2010. The only annoying thing was how everyone had the hots for Legolas.
Narnia: How the people who watch the movies think they know everything.
Percy Jackson: Your movies are shit, and you all have the hots for Percy
Attack on Titan: For gods sake, Levi is not a sex god, Eren is like twelve stop shipping his ass with a forty year old man, Sasha isn't just a whiny little bitch, and they reuse the same jokes over and over
Black Butler: Mein Gott, everything. Everyone has the hots for everyone. They want to bang a 13 year old, or a 4,000+ year old demon. If they hate a character they literally are assholes to every single soul who likes the character. Plus, twelve year olds writing smut
Death Note: Died in 2007, and the jokes are reused beyond belief. Twelve year olds writing smut
on February 20, 2018
You know the more I think about it
The more I realise that the Narnian's are probably amazing at parkour due to how much they run from the police
The more I realise that the Narnian's are probably amazing at parkour due to how much they run from the police
on February 17, 2018
South's nicknames for people:
Neverland = Smol Bitch
North = Worthless piece of bread eating pathetic garbage
East = Austria wannabe Bitch
Herself = Queen Bitch
The Queen = Your Bitchiness
The King = Your royal Bitchiness See More
Other nations = Bitchies
The world = Pieces of bitches
Neverland = Smol Bitch
North = Worthless piece of bread eating pathetic garbage
East = Austria wannabe Bitch
Herself = Queen Bitch
The Queen = Your Bitchiness
The King = Your royal Bitchiness See More
Other nations = Bitchies
The world = Pieces of bitches
on February 17, 2018
Idk why Qfeast is so bitchy about paragraphs being too long, using certain words, and the Boob War when there is other shit to worry about like accounts from 2013 that haven't been used since said year and people can't use usernames because of it, updates, bitches in the community, and other problems but okay whatever floats their boat
on February 17, 2018
Stories I want to write:
-Samurai Japan and his Lord, they both die in the last chapter. Japan recites a samurai thing and he's like "My past life, my present life, and my new life all belong to you." and he fuggin dies. Epilogue is the future *cough nowadays cough* and the two meet again but in their new lives
-DreamTalia
-Car crash America gets amnesia, forgets a very depressed England. Very depressed England goes through some shit cause of it
-Secluded Japan has to take care See More of a wondering China who broke his leg traveling around the mountains
-Blind depressed Prussia meets Canada
-Soulmate AU where the first words that your soulmate says to you are engraved into your wrist, Romano has none. But that's only because Spain is mute
-Italy has cancer and Germany had to fuggin deal with it, Germany also has to deal with his brother lighting illegal fireworks into the Grand Canal of Venice but let's ignore that fact
Stories I have to finish:
-Harmless War
-HetaOni
-Artist and musician thing
-Till The End
-Monster of a Hero
-Some other stories I'm forgetting right now
MMMMM I GOT SOME SHIT TO DO
-Samurai Japan and his Lord, they both die in the last chapter. Japan recites a samurai thing and he's like "My past life, my present life, and my new life all belong to you." and he fuggin dies. Epilogue is the future *cough nowadays cough* and the two meet again but in their new lives
-DreamTalia
-Car crash America gets amnesia, forgets a very depressed England. Very depressed England goes through some shit cause of it
-Secluded Japan has to take care See More of a wondering China who broke his leg traveling around the mountains
-Blind depressed Prussia meets Canada
-Soulmate AU where the first words that your soulmate says to you are engraved into your wrist, Romano has none. But that's only because Spain is mute
-Italy has cancer and Germany had to fuggin deal with it, Germany also has to deal with his brother lighting illegal fireworks into the Grand Canal of Venice but let's ignore that fact
Stories I have to finish:
-Harmless War
-HetaOni
-Artist and musician thing
-Till The End
-Monster of a Hero
-Some other stories I'm forgetting right now
MMMMM I GOT SOME SHIT TO DO
on February 17, 2018
"Your emotions are anger, depression, and dePrussian!"
~ @Lord_of_Cake like literally two seconds ago
~ @Lord_of_Cake like literally two seconds ago
on February 16, 2018
So my health teacher was talking about how people have to be bored in order to have their brain running and I didn't think when this happened
Teacher: So when was the last time you were bored?
Me: *without missing a freaking beat, looks dead at her* Right now
And people started laughing and I felt proud but also freaked out because I just did that but then she was like "Well that's good!"
Teacher: So when was the last time you were bored?
Me: *without missing a freaking beat, looks dead at her* Right now
And people started laughing and I felt proud but also freaked out because I just did that but then she was like "Well that's good!"
on February 13, 2018
Me: I hate kids
Person: YoU wErE a KiD oNCE!1!
Me: I hate the sun
Person: yOU wIlL dIe WitHouT tHe SuN!!1!
Me: I hate the problems with the world
Person: StoP cOmpLaiNing AboUt ThIngS yoU cAn'T cHanGe!1!1
Me: Can I just have an opinion See More
Person: oTheR PeOplE hAvE OpInIonS tOo!!!111
Person: YoU wErE a KiD oNCE!1!
Me: I hate the sun
Person: yOU wIlL dIe WitHouT tHe SuN!!1!
Me: I hate the problems with the world
Person: StoP cOmpLaiNing AboUt ThIngS yoU cAn'T cHanGe!1!1
Me: Can I just have an opinion See More
Person: oTheR PeOplE hAvE OpInIonS tOo!!!111
on February 12, 2018
Okay seriously
Delete this
and I will delete everything you ever loved
Delete this
and I will delete everything you ever loved
on February 11, 2018
Me back then: UgHhh I can't play this 60bpm, one page, all full notes sooOonngg uughHhh I suuuck I never get bBbeetter!1!11 I have to play ThRREE scales uHGHh I can'T do HTISSS uuGUUh!!!1
Me now: *holding up Andante from The "Surprise" symphony* This little bitch hard af. Two pages, 16th notes, half notes, quarter notes, I also have nine scales to learn all of the notes for so that way when he says one, without playing the piano I have to tell him the notes, and I have to play See More them at 80-100bpm....mm...Oh shit fam look! I have to play Andante at 60-70bpm! Hell yeah! Score! This shit ain't that bad
Me now: *holding up Andante from The "Surprise" symphony* This little bitch hard af. Two pages, 16th notes, half notes, quarter notes, I also have nine scales to learn all of the notes for so that way when he says one, without playing the piano I have to tell him the notes, and I have to play See More them at 80-100bpm....mm...Oh shit fam look! I have to play Andante at 60-70bpm! Hell yeah! Score! This shit ain't that bad
on February 10, 2018
GUYS THIS WINTER OLYMPICS IS BEAUTIFUL
NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA CAME TOGETHER UNDER ONE FLAG, AS ONE NATION THEY WENT TO THE OLYMPICS AND IT MADE ME NEARLY BLOODY CRY BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA CAME TOGETHER UNDER ONE FLAG, AS ONE NATION THEY WENT TO THE OLYMPICS AND IT MADE ME NEARLY BLOODY CRY BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
on February 10, 2018
Some random person: Why do you hate people?
Me: http://damienmarieathope.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1397174_743490575759331_41806135864703902_o-1.jpg
Person: Carry on
Me: http://damienmarieathope.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1397174_743490575759331_41806135864703902_o-1.jpg
Person: Carry on
on February 10, 2018
Prussia: *crawls through the window*
South: *sipping tea* North call Ghostbusters
North: *in the other room* Why?
South: *sip* Our castle has dead people in it again
South: *sipping tea* North call Ghostbusters
North: *in the other room* Why?
South: *sip* Our castle has dead people in it again
on February 09, 2018
In history we watched a video
It was Trump saying China for three minutes
It was Trump saying China for three minutes
on February 09, 2018
Rant about all those people who are like "blah life sucks it never gets better"
You're like, fifteen. You know what that means? The average person lives up to about 80 years, so you're like, two years old compared to that. Compared to all of those years, and if you think that all of those shits are going to be "so horrible, it never gets better, ugh life sucks" then you are one ??????? idiot. You think that all 29219.3759 of those days in those 80 years are going to be completely See More against you? That all of those days are going to be shit and nothing good will ever happen? Well sorry to break your stupid ??????? bubble sunshine, but the world doesn't revolve around you. Bad days are normal, good days are normal. Sure some people have more bad days than good days, but that means that you have to cherish those ??????? good days like they'll never appear again. "Oh but I never have good days" Bull???????shit. Remember that test that you pass? Remember your friends talking to you and not ignoring you? Remember finding that perfect pare of matching socks? Remember when your phone fell from your hands and your earbuds saved them? Sometimes good days are just ignored because you don't win the ??????? lottery. If you believe that happiness is going to fall in your lap you're sorely mistaken. You have to make the day better, don't put your expectations so bloody high. If your idea of a "good day" is being the queen of the bloody world, or suddenly having celebrities fall for you, then you'll never have a good day. Cherish the small moments, because if you do that you just might see that your life doesn't such as much as you thought it did. Open your eyes, and look around you.
You're like, fifteen. You know what that means? The average person lives up to about 80 years, so you're like, two years old compared to that. Compared to all of those years, and if you think that all of those shits are going to be "so horrible, it never gets better, ugh life sucks" then you are one ??????? idiot. You think that all 29219.3759 of those days in those 80 years are going to be completely See More against you? That all of those days are going to be shit and nothing good will ever happen? Well sorry to break your stupid ??????? bubble sunshine, but the world doesn't revolve around you. Bad days are normal, good days are normal. Sure some people have more bad days than good days, but that means that you have to cherish those ??????? good days like they'll never appear again. "Oh but I never have good days" Bull???????shit. Remember that test that you pass? Remember your friends talking to you and not ignoring you? Remember finding that perfect pare of matching socks? Remember when your phone fell from your hands and your earbuds saved them? Sometimes good days are just ignored because you don't win the ??????? lottery. If you believe that happiness is going to fall in your lap you're sorely mistaken. You have to make the day better, don't put your expectations so bloody high. If your idea of a "good day" is being the queen of the bloody world, or suddenly having celebrities fall for you, then you'll never have a good day. Cherish the small moments, because if you do that you just might see that your life doesn't such as much as you thought it did. Open your eyes, and look around you.
on February 07, 2018
South: *gets a call* Yo, bitch speaking
North: *panting* I made a mistake
South: What'd you do this time?
North: *crawls through the window, looks at South frantically* I put a milkshake in one yard and cracked a cold one in another
South: Oh shi-
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FatherlyInfatuatedAcornweevil-size_restricted.gif
North: *panting* I made a mistake
South: What'd you do this time?
North: *crawls through the window, looks at South frantically* I put a milkshake in one yard and cracked a cold one in another
South: Oh shi-
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on February 06, 2018