Bitch
SmolRaccoons
Yo
on March 02, 2018
simple_sheep
I got memes
on March 02, 2018
simple_sheep
Speak to me
on March 02, 2018
on March 02, 2018
I'm on Shamchat and I'm having a conversation that's been going on for an hour
Who am I? Who is the other person?
This is a conversation between Stoned!Matthew Williams? and yourself, A bag of Weed.
Let's just say this has been the best conversation ever
Who am I? Who is the other person?
This is a conversation between Stoned!Matthew Williams? and yourself, A bag of Weed.
Let's just say this has been the best conversation ever
on March 02, 2018
North: Prussia! Who the hell is Alarm and why does she call you ever morning at six!?
Prussia: *sits up and yawns* what
North: *holds up phone* Dis bitch always calls you! I thought you and I had something special! I thought you were different!
Prussia: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dsb1.gif
North: *throws phone and almost starts crying* I thought I was something important to you!
Prussia: ...I don't even..what...alarm?
North:.....Haaa just kidding I saw that your alarm was off See More today and I didn't know if ya meant to do that or not, you all good?
Prussia:......I want a divorce
Prussia: *sits up and yawns* what
North: *holds up phone* Dis bitch always calls you! I thought you and I had something special! I thought you were different!
Prussia: http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dsb1.gif
North: *throws phone and almost starts crying* I thought I was something important to you!
Prussia: ...I don't even..what...alarm?
North:.....Haaa just kidding I saw that your alarm was off See More today and I didn't know if ya meant to do that or not, you all good?
Prussia:......I want a divorce
on March 01, 2018
I had a dream that we had a pasta eating contest and both of us were just practically inhaling the pasta like North inhales children. We just like ate 69 pounds of pasta and then we were lying there unable to eat anymore. Then Italy came up and there was still 420 pounds left and he just stretched his mouth wide enough to eat the entire table full of pasta. Not just the pasta, the fúcking table too! And we just stared at him as he happily skipped away.
on February 28, 2018
North: Y'all mind if I hit that-
South: *hits her in the back of the head with a cookie sheet* YEET
South: *hits her in the back of the head with a cookie sheet* YEET
on February 28, 2018
I'm a slut for Rping Mermaid! Lovino and having someone else be Pirate! Antonio
on February 27, 2018
History test today
Math tomorrow
and Civics on Friday
Well the more you know
Math tomorrow
and Civics on Friday
Well the more you know
on February 27, 2018
I have three tests this week (math, history, civics) and I have no clue which one is going to be on what day
But I know one of them is today
But idk which one
You see my problem?
But I know one of them is today
But idk which one
You see my problem?
on February 26, 2018
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LOOK AT MY SPICE BABY
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LOOK AT MY SPICE BABY
on February 26, 2018
I like my shadow
I like to imagine that my shadow is in another alternate universe where everything is different
We follow each others movements, and we only ever see each other in mirrors
That every time I do something my shadow does something similar
Sometimes my shadow seems like it disappears, but that only means I disappear from my shadow as well
We're opposites, but we're still there for each other
So you're never really alone, even in the dark, your shadow is still there See More
Just as alone as you are
I like to imagine that my shadow is in another alternate universe where everything is different
We follow each others movements, and we only ever see each other in mirrors
That every time I do something my shadow does something similar
Sometimes my shadow seems like it disappears, but that only means I disappear from my shadow as well
We're opposites, but we're still there for each other
So you're never really alone, even in the dark, your shadow is still there See More
Just as alone as you are
on February 25, 2018
If I could meet five people, dead or alive they would be:
Bonnie
Clyde
Edgar Allan Poe
Fredrick the Great (Old Fritz)
Hidekaz Himaruya
Bonnie
Clyde
Edgar Allan Poe
Fredrick the Great (Old Fritz)
Hidekaz Himaruya
on February 25, 2018
Stupid small things I hate so much that I would punch someone for it:
-Smirking and saying shitty things that are insulting as hell
-Smirking when someone tells you to stop whatever annoying thing your doing
-Ignoring me and smirking about it, clearly showing me that you know what you're doing
-Children smirking
-Children acting like they're the god of the world and you need to listen to every damn thing they say
-Children acting like little bitches for not getting something they See More want from a store
-Parents letting their children have temper tantrums in public
-When someone uses emojis after being an asshole, using emojis after trying to be a smartass, using so many emojis
-When someone is trying to prove their 'point' and use so?many?of?these?emojis but what they're saying is stupid like "Call animals by gender neutral terms because they understand you and can't say they're preferred pronouns"
-Those stupid pieces of shit girls who are on their phones during a date and get pissy at guys for playing video games
-Assholes who don't understand that you're so broken and used to insults that their insults literally mean nothing, example:
"You're such a f ucking loser kill yourself faggot"
"Okay cool"
"See I'm getting under your skin cause you're a pussy"
"Not really dude"
"Wow look at how much of a little bitch you are, can't even handle small ass insults"
-Hitting me and not apologising and expecting me to apologise instead
Just small things you know
-Smirking and saying shitty things that are insulting as hell
-Smirking when someone tells you to stop whatever annoying thing your doing
-Ignoring me and smirking about it, clearly showing me that you know what you're doing
-Children smirking
-Children acting like they're the god of the world and you need to listen to every damn thing they say
-Children acting like little bitches for not getting something they See More want from a store
-Parents letting their children have temper tantrums in public
-When someone uses emojis after being an asshole, using emojis after trying to be a smartass, using so many emojis
-When someone is trying to prove their 'point' and use so?many?of?these?emojis but what they're saying is stupid like "Call animals by gender neutral terms because they understand you and can't say they're preferred pronouns"
-Those stupid pieces of shit girls who are on their phones during a date and get pissy at guys for playing video games
-Assholes who don't understand that you're so broken and used to insults that their insults literally mean nothing, example:
"You're such a f ucking loser kill yourself faggot"
"Okay cool"
"See I'm getting under your skin cause you're a pussy"
"Not really dude"
"Wow look at how much of a little bitch you are, can't even handle small ass insults"
-Hitting me and not apologising and expecting me to apologise instead
Just small things you know
on February 24, 2018
"I need to cut it (her hair) again, this length isn't bad ass enough."
"Me and West can take care of this! Just go, quickly!" Prussia shouted, I made my way next to him and got into my position. "West and I you bloody dipshit!"
"ugh good advice, my worst enemy"
Old South is my aesthetic
"Me and West can take care of this! Just go, quickly!" Prussia shouted, I made my way next to him and got into my position. "West and I you bloody dipshit!"
"ugh good advice, my worst enemy"
Old South is my aesthetic
on February 24, 2018
Dude I was rereading the old HetaOni and
With my free hand, I slapped it on his shoulder and gripped it.
Dude even back then South placed her hand on shoulders
With my free hand, I slapped it on his shoulder and gripped it.
Dude even back then South placed her hand on shoulders
on February 24, 2018
How the Narnia was created:
Me: Man I want to write HetaOni but just writing it off of the game is boring. I'll make a character! I effing love white hair and pale skin, so she'll have that. She'll have blue eyes because life. And yeah! Let's write
Me: Wait what's her country? *inhale* FRRRRIIIIEEEEEEND
Friend: wot
Me: Gimme country for person
Friend: Idfk
Me: Narnia? See More
Friend: Narnia sounds lit bro
Me: Good deal, Narnia it is
Me: *listening to The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty* man wouldn't it be lit if she was in the basement and was just fighting the monster with like, two friends or something. So they can be The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty.
Me:.....set and done
Me: *Creates Neverland(West) to be the Good, creates South to be the Bad, and North was already the Dirty because she made a lot of perverted jokes*
Me: Ah wonderful
Friend: Yo what if South wasn't like that tho
Me: wot
Friend: I got chu *takes South and makes her what she is now* Like that bro
Me: *sniffle* bro she's beautiful bro
*WAAAAAAAAY LATER*
Me: Bro....we don't have an East....
Friend: No
Me: But Br O we need to finish the compass bro
Friend: Seriously, no
Me:.....*creates East anyways*
Me: Man I want to write HetaOni but just writing it off of the game is boring. I'll make a character! I effing love white hair and pale skin, so she'll have that. She'll have blue eyes because life. And yeah! Let's write
Me: Wait what's her country? *inhale* FRRRRIIIIEEEEEEND
Friend: wot
Me: Gimme country for person
Friend: Idfk
Me: Narnia? See More
Friend: Narnia sounds lit bro
Me: Good deal, Narnia it is
Me: *listening to The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty* man wouldn't it be lit if she was in the basement and was just fighting the monster with like, two friends or something. So they can be The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty.
Me:.....set and done
Me: *Creates Neverland(West) to be the Good, creates South to be the Bad, and North was already the Dirty because she made a lot of perverted jokes*
Me: Ah wonderful
Friend: Yo what if South wasn't like that tho
Me: wot
Friend: I got chu *takes South and makes her what she is now* Like that bro
Me: *sniffle* bro she's beautiful bro
*WAAAAAAAAY LATER*
Me: Bro....we don't have an East....
Friend: No
Me: But Br O we need to finish the compass bro
Friend: Seriously, no
Me:.....*creates East anyways*
on February 24, 2018
Someone Rp with me
on February 24, 2018
You know, my health teacher made us do a thing and we had to walk to either the Very Violent side of the room or the Peaceful side of the room
She asked a bunch of questions like "The person your dating accidentally smacks you in an argument" and you walk to the side you believe is right for that
She asked "Sometimes, a woman needs to be put in her place"
And more than half the guys in the class went to the Peaceful side
She asked a bunch of questions like "The person your dating accidentally smacks you in an argument" and you walk to the side you believe is right for that
She asked "Sometimes, a woman needs to be put in her place"
And more than half the guys in the class went to the Peaceful side
on February 24, 2018
I love it when I work for six hours on a chapter and my computer unplugs for .98 seconds and then shuts down because of it and all the progress is lost
on February 24, 2018