simple_sheep - Page 49

Guys tomorrow is the 14
You all know what that means
*tips fedora* Just in case shit goes down, I shall make my greatest and latest shitpost
Ahem
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Chicken nuggets

Welp
Frances voice actor is 51 years old

If someone finds me the lyrics to Prussian Jet
I will literally give you anything

Want to help me write the laxatives and superglue, and the permanent pink sparkly paint story?

Regular:
"Germany, Germany, Germany is a great place
They feed me even though I'm a prisoner
The food doesn't taste crappy like British stuff either
Sausage, cheese, it's all so tasty!
For a dog, it's heaven; that's what Germany is.
But why are all Germans so stern? I feel like I'm going to be crushed by their intimidation See More
My heart is so afraid and I'm going to cry. The girls are so big, too
Is it your hobby to burst barrels of beer every day?
Also, please stop raiding my house in swarms. The tourists are way too scary
German chicks are bigger and better built than me
Yoohoo!"
English Dub:
"Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food.
And it doesn't suck like English food.
Sausages, with cheeses always taste so good.
It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah, that's Germany.
Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!
Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.
Yahoo!"

"Interestingly enough, in Italy's version of the song, he refers himself as 'Hetalia.' "
Idk
Probably
Idk it's just a thought
Probably...because...
Hetalia
Just might mean See More
"Idiot Italy"
And Boku kinda sorta maybe means something around the lines of "I am"
And just....
Idk, just a thought
"I am Idiot Italy"
I mean it's just a GUESS BUT YOU KNOW

When your friend does something stupid and you feel the shame
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When someone yells your name out in public and you realise it's someone from school
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When you look at yourself in the mirror
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When your mom yells your name See More
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When your teacher asks "who's next"
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When your friend asks who ate their left over food
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ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS BEAN
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AND THIS BEAN
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SHARE A VOICE ACTOR
A HAPPY, CHEERFUL, ENERGETIC BEAN AND AN EMOTIONLESS, COLD, HEARTLESS BEAN

My stepdad usually comes home around the time I get home from school
No one is home
You know what they say!
When in doubt!
*taps meat hook on hand*
b r e a k i t t h e f u c k o u t

I gotta write down a shit ton of stories
And I gotta download so many memes
And I gotta download so much music
I don't think I can do it all in time

Oh yeah Net Neutrality!
*nervous laughter*
Well I have to sa-
This content has been blocked because your ISP has decided that you cannot see this content until you pay a certain fine

DJs be like:T-T-T-T-TELL ME WHERE THE FREAKS AT - ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... See More *cue soft song*

So I repeat posts huh?
Alright then
How about I post about other things!!
like wanTING TO CHOP EVERYONE'S HEAD OFF

This chick in the locker room that has a locker next to me said "I came in here looking like a trashcan so that's how I'm going to leave" and I just never related with someone that much in school before

I feel like all of my posts just make people say "Ugh, this one again" and they keep scrolling
But it's 2017 so who cares about my feelings now a days

So my friend is reading Harry Potter right?
He's on the first book right?
He said that he knew a few characters, including the twins
He said he had to go read the book right?
I quickly said "Fred, one of the twins, dies" and hung up
I'm a horrible person