SO I WAS NORWAY ON SHAMCHAT AND I MET ICELAND AND I SAID I'LL GIVE MR. PUFFIN TO A ZOO IF HE DOESN'T CALL ME BIG BROTHER
HE LEFT THE CONVERSATION
HE LEFT THE CONVERSATION
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
I hate it when people want paper and they ask you for your sketchbook paper and you refuse and they get pissed off
Like bitch
This sketchbook was over $20
You think
Imma give you a piece of this expensive ass paper
Just so you can scribble your shitty half assed dog drawing
Fruk off
Like bitch
This sketchbook was over $20
You think
Imma give you a piece of this expensive ass paper
Just so you can scribble your shitty half assed dog drawing
Fruk off
on May 14, 2017
Artists usually smell like pencils, paint, tears, kneed erasers, and depression
on May 14, 2017
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY TITS?
Preußen: KESESESESE~ MAYBE I AM MAYBE I'M NOT~
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: EITHER YOU ARE OR YOU AREN'T. IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION.
Preußen: VITAL REGIONS MUST BE EXPLORED BY AWESOMENESS AND I THINK I QUALIFY
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: wow that's really desperate of you. can't get a real girl undressed so you ask yourself to do it.
Preußen: ....yeah I know
Preußen: KESESESESE~ MAYBE I AM MAYBE I'M NOT~
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: EITHER YOU ARE OR YOU AREN'T. IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION.
Preußen: VITAL REGIONS MUST BE EXPLORED BY AWESOMENESS AND I THINK I QUALIFY
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: wow that's really desperate of you. can't get a real girl undressed so you ask yourself to do it.
Preußen: ....yeah I know
on May 14, 2017
This is a conversation between Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia and yourself, Preußen.
Preußen: AGAIN
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: IMPOSTER
Preußen: WE MEET AGAIN
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: I AM THE ONE TRUE ME, GET YOUR OWN IDENTITY.
Preußen: YOU'RE NYO
Preußen: I'M THE MALE ME See More
Preußen: I GOTTA FIVE METER DICK
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: I AM THE SUPERIOR PRUSSIA. YOU'RE JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF AND YOU'RE PROBABLY STUFFING SOCKS DOWN YOUR PANTS TO FAKE THAT DICK.
Preußen: EXCUSE YOU I AM THE ONE AND ONLY AWESOME PRUSSIA! YOU'RE THE FAKE HERE YOU PROBABLY SHOVE SOCKS IN YOUR BRA TO FAKE THOSE BOOBS
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: OKAY THESE ARE REAL. I DON'T STUFF MY BRA. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND CLEARLY EXAGGERATE YOUR DICK SIZE.
Preußen: I EXAGGERATE IT BECAUSE I'M AWESOME ENOUGH TO DO SO! ALSO WHY DON'T YOU PROVE THAT THOSE ARE REAL HUH?
Preußen: AGAIN
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: IMPOSTER
Preußen: WE MEET AGAIN
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: I AM THE ONE TRUE ME, GET YOUR OWN IDENTITY.
Preußen: YOU'RE NYO
Preußen: I'M THE MALE ME See More
Preußen: I GOTTA FIVE METER DICK
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: I AM THE SUPERIOR PRUSSIA. YOU'RE JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF AND YOU'RE PROBABLY STUFFING SOCKS DOWN YOUR PANTS TO FAKE THAT DICK.
Preußen: EXCUSE YOU I AM THE ONE AND ONLY AWESOME PRUSSIA! YOU'RE THE FAKE HERE YOU PROBABLY SHOVE SOCKS IN YOUR BRA TO FAKE THOSE BOOBS
Maria Sibrand【✠】Nyo Prussia: OKAY THESE ARE REAL. I DON'T STUFF MY BRA. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND CLEARLY EXAGGERATE YOUR DICK SIZE.
Preußen: I EXAGGERATE IT BECAUSE I'M AWESOME ENOUGH TO DO SO! ALSO WHY DON'T YOU PROVE THAT THOSE ARE REAL HUH?
on May 14, 2017
I WENT INTO A CHAT WITH BELARUS AND
NO JOKE
I CLICKED START A CHAT
I SAW BELARUS
AND SHE LEFT NOT HALF A SECOND LATER
NO JOKE
I CLICKED START A CHAT
I SAW BELARUS
AND SHE LEFT NOT HALF A SECOND LATER
on May 14, 2017
I'VE BEEN IN FIVE CHATS SINCE AND THEY'VE ALL LEFT IN UNDER A SECOND
I COULDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
I COULDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
on May 14, 2017
OH MY FRUKING GOD
I'M ALMOST IN TEARS
SO MY NAME ON SHAMCHAT IS "THE AWESOME PRUSSIA"
AND I WENT INTO A CHAT
AND THIS CHICK WAS NYO PRUSSIA
AND SHE SCREAMED IMPOSER
AND LEFT THE CHAT See More
I'M IN TEARS
I'M ALMOST IN TEARS
SO MY NAME ON SHAMCHAT IS "THE AWESOME PRUSSIA"
AND I WENT INTO A CHAT
AND THIS CHICK WAS NYO PRUSSIA
AND SHE SCREAMED IMPOSER
AND LEFT THE CHAT See More
I'M IN TEARS
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ
I DARE you to watch this without laughing
I DARE you to watch this without laughing
"German Sparkle Party" by The Something Experience (.com) official video
LIKE US ON FB: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Something-Experience/178727007681 THE NEXT VIDEO IS OUT!!! HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZjMdeK39SI...
on May 14, 2017
I stole an ice cream cup and took it up stairs
I didn't take a spoon
So now I have to tongue it
I didn't take a spoon
So now I have to tongue it
on May 14, 2017
Things Prussia has said that I relate with on a spiritual level:
"Praise me! Give me praise!"
"I am so f*cking awesome!"
"I want to do whatever the hell I want!"
"Being alone is too much fun!"
"Blog updates are essential!"
"The universe's here because I'm here, the galaxy's here because I'm here!" See More
"I'm a hunk!"
"Kesesesese! Being alone is so much fun!"
"I-Am-The-Best THERE IS!"
"You can admire me, and you can worship me!"
"Those cheeky bastards who disobey me, I’ll beat the crap out of them!"
"You can respect me, you don’t have to hold back. You can totally emulate me if you want to get up on the high horse and do as you want, be exact and tight and bold!"
"Now and forever, I will always! be right there when you’re in trouble for you… to lean on!"
"The one who gets the last laugh, yeah! Is the awesome me, of course!"
"The awesome me will show up! Burn it up! I’ll do whatever I want and I’ll do it violently!"
"Sometimes even a warrior starts shaking..."
"That’s right, it’s not because I’m weak...It’s because I’m too strong!"
"SUCK IT LOSERS!"
"Hello, little girl. I am Prussia and you are not!"
"Praise me! Give me praise!"
"I am so f*cking awesome!"
"I want to do whatever the hell I want!"
"Being alone is too much fun!"
"Blog updates are essential!"
"The universe's here because I'm here, the galaxy's here because I'm here!" See More
"I'm a hunk!"
"Kesesesese! Being alone is so much fun!"
"I-Am-The-Best THERE IS!"
"You can admire me, and you can worship me!"
"Those cheeky bastards who disobey me, I’ll beat the crap out of them!"
"You can respect me, you don’t have to hold back. You can totally emulate me if you want to get up on the high horse and do as you want, be exact and tight and bold!"
"Now and forever, I will always! be right there when you’re in trouble for you… to lean on!"
"The one who gets the last laugh, yeah! Is the awesome me, of course!"
"The awesome me will show up! Burn it up! I’ll do whatever I want and I’ll do it violently!"
"Sometimes even a warrior starts shaking..."
"That’s right, it’s not because I’m weak...It’s because I’m too strong!"
"SUCK IT LOSERS!"
"Hello, little girl. I am Prussia and you are not!"
YOU DON'T GET IT
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS
AND I'M STILL DEEP AS HELL
I CRIED OVER 20 TIMES
I'VE MADE A SHIT TON OF FAN FICTIONS See More
EVERY DRAWING I'VE MADE IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS HAVE BEEN HETALIA
PLEASE
KEEP YOUR SOUL IN THEATER
AND NOT IN HETALIA
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS
AND I'M STILL DEEP AS HELL
I CRIED OVER 20 TIMES
I'VE MADE A SHIT TON OF FAN FICTIONS See More
EVERY DRAWING I'VE MADE IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS HAVE BEEN HETALIA
PLEASE
KEEP YOUR SOUL IN THEATER
AND NOT IN HETALIA
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
PLEASE
WAIT
IF YOU DO
WHAT EVER YOU DO
D O N O T J O I N T H E F A N D O M See More
SAVE YOUR SOUL
AND STAY AWAY FROM THE FANDOM
DON'T END UP LIKE ME *THROWS SPARKLES*
WAIT
IF YOU DO
WHAT EVER YOU DO
D O N O T J O I N T H E F A N D O M See More
SAVE YOUR SOUL
AND STAY AWAY FROM THE FANDOM
DON'T END UP LIKE ME *THROWS SPARKLES*
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
bioyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
its not. its Anthony. I can prove it.
because I am Anthony the great and powerful and I will eat all the pancakes!
because I am Anthony the great and powerful and I will eat all the pancakes!
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
One time I was singing My Song That Is Written By Me For Me in my head and the teacher called on me, and note that she never calls on me, so I freaked out and screamed "ICH BIN DAS PREUßEN!" and everyone looked at me like I was insane because I was in math
on May 14, 2017
I love Prussia for many reasons and this is one:
"Du, Hey du
Chase after it
Gewehr und Blut
Fall down into Hell
Über dem Rand
Anywhere See More
Tot oder lebendig
Snatch away tomorrow
Kneel before me! Praise me! Give me praise!
Come here! Let me pet you!
I am so f*cking awesome! Seriously! Like a little bird!
Little bird! It was riding on me! (Haahhahhahhahha!)
Fate (Kapitulieren)
Don’t you understand? (Kapitulieren)
Shout! (Kapitulieren)
Lachst du über meinem Schicksal
Gibben du mich!
Don’t you understand?
Liebe und Hass
Everything is mine…
Ich wünsche ihm
I stare at it
Lieb und Heiß
I will melt your heart
I will fry it! Pancakes! Maple syrup! It’s the best!
Come here! I will share some with you!
I'm so damn happy! I’ll do it! “The Awesome Me” Honor Award!
Three meals a day! You can eat it (Kesesesesesesesese)
Fate (Kapitulieren)
Don’t you understand? (Kapitulieren)
Shout! (Kapitulieren)
Lachst du über meinem Schicksal
(The diary of the awesome me, bird month *piyo* day
I was really awesome today too!
Roar across the world, my song that is written by me, for me!
I won’t let Austria act so smug now
Hungary has to appreciate me now
Italy, will you listen to it?
You’ll tell me what you think of my awesome song!
Hey West! Having beer is really tasty after singing!
What? There’s still more? Really!?
Alright! I’ll battle through another round!!!)
It’s me! My entry on stage! I want to do whatever the hell I want!
Hand it over! Burzenland!
Silesia, I will occupy it! Old man! Watch over me!
I won’t lose! (Today I’ll stay around here!)
Email friends! I’m mass recruiting! *Niyo niyo* I'm waiting!
Being alone is too much fun! (Too much fun too much fun…)
Today too, I was awesome! I am the best!
I’ll sleep alone!
Fate (Kapitulieren)
Don’t you understand? (Kapitulieren)
Shout! (Kapitulieren)
Ich bin das Preußen!"
"Du, Hey du
Chase after it
Gewehr und Blut
Fall down into Hell
Über dem Rand
Anywhere See More
Tot oder lebendig
Snatch away tomorrow
Kneel before me! Praise me! Give me praise!
Come here! Let me pet you!
I am so f*cking awesome! Seriously! Like a little bird!
Little bird! It was riding on me! (Haahhahhahhahha!)
Fate (Kapitulieren)
Don’t you understand? (Kapitulieren)
Shout! (Kapitulieren)
Lachst du über meinem Schicksal
Gibben du mich!
Don’t you understand?
Liebe und Hass
Everything is mine…
Ich wünsche ihm
I stare at it
Lieb und Heiß
I will melt your heart
I will fry it! Pancakes! Maple syrup! It’s the best!
Come here! I will share some with you!
I'm so damn happy! I’ll do it! “The Awesome Me” Honor Award!
Three meals a day! You can eat it (Kesesesesesesesese)
Fate (Kapitulieren)
Don’t you understand? (Kapitulieren)
Shout! (Kapitulieren)
Lachst du über meinem Schicksal
(The diary of the awesome me, bird month *piyo* day
I was really awesome today too!
Roar across the world, my song that is written by me, for me!
I won’t let Austria act so smug now
Hungary has to appreciate me now
Italy, will you listen to it?
You’ll tell me what you think of my awesome song!
Hey West! Having beer is really tasty after singing!
What? There’s still more? Really!?
Alright! I’ll battle through another round!!!)
It’s me! My entry on stage! I want to do whatever the hell I want!
Hand it over! Burzenland!
Silesia, I will occupy it! Old man! Watch over me!
I won’t lose! (Today I’ll stay around here!)
Email friends! I’m mass recruiting! *Niyo niyo* I'm waiting!
Being alone is too much fun! (Too much fun too much fun…)
Today too, I was awesome! I am the best!
I’ll sleep alone!
Fate (Kapitulieren)
Don’t you understand? (Kapitulieren)
Shout! (Kapitulieren)
Ich bin das Preußen!"
on May 14, 2017
That moment when you sing along to Pub & GO and you get to the Baka part and you sound like a weeb while saying Baka 31 times
on May 14, 2017