That moment when you have to breath out of your mouth because your nose is stuffy but your jaw hurts like hell
on May 14, 2017
My nose is running a mile
My jaw is being crushed by something and it hurts
and my skull is being crushed
My jaw is being crushed by something and it hurts
and my skull is being crushed
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
Russia be like
Russia: *strangles Prussia almost to death*
Russia: We can be friends right?
Russia: *forces Prussia to work under him for years in terrible conditions*
Russia: We can be friends right?
Russia: *hits Latvia on the head a shit ton*
Russia: We can be friends right? See More
Like bitch, really?
Russia: *strangles Prussia almost to death*
Russia: We can be friends right?
Russia: *forces Prussia to work under him for years in terrible conditions*
Russia: We can be friends right?
Russia: *hits Latvia on the head a shit ton*
Russia: We can be friends right? See More
Like bitch, really?
on May 14, 2017
This is how Prussia trains people
Prussian formula is extremely strict.
Training → abusing → training → cursing
Prussian formula is extremely strict.
Training → abusing → training → cursing
on May 14, 2017
I squeezed my water bottle and a lot of water came out and I felt like I gave a bj and the dude came to fast
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
"England snaps a dog collar onto Seychelles and claims her as his colony."
Let's not forget this either
Let's not forget this either
on May 14, 2017
Let's not forget that Holy Roman Empire built an Italian style home in England's land as a present for England
on May 14, 2017
What if your life was as adventurous as Englands?
He's 23 years old
And he's been a pirate, been in a rock band, plays the guitar, practices magic, and lost most of his family
He's 23 years old
And he's been a pirate, been in a rock band, plays the guitar, practices magic, and lost most of his family
on May 14, 2017
I'm rping with Alfred and I'm Arthur and we're doing a pirate Au and I almost got thrown overboard and I almost died from laughing because England can't swim
on May 14, 2017
I tried to drink water but it tasted like tropical fruit chapstick
on May 14, 2017
SO I WAS NORWAY ON SHAMCHAT AND I MET ICELAND AND I SAID I'LL GIVE MR. PUFFIN TO A ZOO IF HE DOESN'T CALL ME BIG BROTHER
HE LEFT THE CONVERSATION
HE LEFT THE CONVERSATION
on May 14, 2017
on May 14, 2017
I hate it when people want paper and they ask you for your sketchbook paper and you refuse and they get pissed off
Like bitch
This sketchbook was over $20
You think
Imma give you a piece of this expensive ass paper
Just so you can scribble your shitty half assed dog drawing
Fruk off
Like bitch
This sketchbook was over $20
You think
Imma give you a piece of this expensive ass paper
Just so you can scribble your shitty half assed dog drawing
Fruk off
on May 14, 2017
Artists usually smell like pencils, paint, tears, kneed erasers, and depression
on May 14, 2017
