When someone says something mean to you what is your response?!

People try picking arguments with me all the time and I never have a good comeback what are some good responses?!:/

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KayKat33
Depends on what they say.I find the best thing to do is either insult yourself back-or mention something about them.for example they say how ugly your hair is-you can either agree and say "I wanna try this new style!maybe I will tomorrow" OR you can be like "you are right! and how do you get your hair perfect?" or you can be like "look whose talking bowl head" your choice. I personally wouldn't be mean back-thats a vicious cycle but sometimes thats the only way to get through See More▼
on May 17, 2012
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KayKat33
you can always message me for a more specific answer for your particular situation if you want
on May 18, 2012
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LilianaTheTiger
I be like "does it look like I give a s***?" Or "do i look like a mirror to you? Stop talking to youself. Gosh"
on June 23
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Hogwarts_Huntress
Say "i really dont want to get into a fight, so please, just back off." no one gets hurt!
on August 12, 2014
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PoohRocks
Say "And what are you going to do about it" now that 1 may lead to a fight if ou dont wanna fight say "?your really childish" or "grow up" or "you really are acting like your shoe size'
on May 19, 2014
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rue2160
I say "dude not cool who want to hear you whine like a child all the time."
on May 01, 2014
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planetfroot
I would say I need haters now and then. Whip my hair. And walk away like a sassy sasha
on April 27, 2014
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fleur22045
Try sarcasm, and find something unflattering about them, like if they have big ears, or a big head, and mix that in with sarcasm and there you go, try pinpointing the individuals flaws.
fleur22045
But being mean back isn't that good, this is if you are desperate.
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on July 22, 2013
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madison1
it depends on what they say to you but i do know one really good one but its kinda dirty if you dont mind ill tell you
on June 08, 2013
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GONETOOLATE
YOLO tea bag. then run away naked claiming they're after your lucky charms.
on May 24, 2013
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thatsssanicequizzzyouhavethere
I never care what people say about me but that is not the case for everyone. If someone is mean to you find a friend to talk to
on May 13, 2013
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GlowingAndFading
suck it in. look who's talking? fatty. oversized hippo/donkey. i have more just msg me
on January 20, 2013
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Clove
It's all about improvisation. You can't know exactly what they're going to say and be thinking of another retort because they may say something completely different. Find a flaw in what they've just said and pick that out, make it big. Occasionally throw in a few insults, I've had plenty to use but don't swear. I just use things like 'turnip head' and they seem to work. You need a tactic...mine is usually sarcasm but you can choose. Find the weakest point in what they've just See More▼
on December 17, 2012
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wildcat
ignore and walk away
on November 27, 2012
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Clove
I normally go as the vicious cycle but that's me...always with the snappy retort!
on August 06, 2012
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