what are some good jokes?

I really need something to laugh at.

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EverymanHABIT
Sorry if I'm late, but here's something I love.

A teacher during class asked, "Who can give me an animal that starts with the letter E?"
A boy answered, "Elephant!"
The teacher said, "Good! What about T?"
The same boy who answered the last question answered, "Two elephants!"
The teacher sent him into the hallway for bad behavior. The teacher then asked the class, "What's an animal that starts with the letter M?"
The same boy answered from the other side of the wall, "Maybe See More▼
on January 01, 2015
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gothicskittlescupcake
Your momma's so ugly that one direction went the other direction.
on December 13, 2014
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Lady_Artemis
Here's one!

Teacher: Solve 3x=12
Me: x=TOBIAS!
Teacher: No! x=4
Me: EXACTLY!
Teacher: Go outside! I'll deal with you in a minute!
Me: *walking out mumbling* Factionless hoe... See More▼
kittenswag
xD
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on August 16, 2014
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sisaloofafump
HAHAHA!!!!!
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on May 19, 2014
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on May 18, 2014
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FoxInSpace
Why does the chicken cross da road
TO SAVE THE STUPIDITYIFIED ECONOMY
on April 18, 2015
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Ajrox28
1.How does Moses make his coffee?
-Hebrews it.

2.MOM:I need coffee to wake up but I need to wake up to get coffee..
on March 01, 2015
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midnightfox
ME why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house... ME AGAIN nock nock YOU who's there ME chicken!
do u get it? the chicken crossed the road to get to the idiots house and u awnsered and petra hendriks told me that one
midnightfox
i know!!
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on May 25, 2014
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sisaloofafump
Yes, yes I GET it. But i am NOT an idiot!!
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on May 22, 2014
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on April 26, 2014
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