what are some good jokes?

Sorry if I'm late, but here's something I love.

A teacher during class asked, "Who can give me an animal that starts with the letter E?"
A boy answered, "Elephant!"
The teacher said, "Good! What about T?"
The same boy who answered the last question answered, "Two elephants!"
The teacher sent him into the hallway for bad behavior. The teacher then asked the class, "What's an animal that starts with the letter M?"
The same boy answered from the other side of the wall, "Maybe See More▼ an elephant!"

1.How does Moses make his coffee?
-Hebrews it.

2.MOM:I need coffee to wake up but I need to wake up to get coffee..

Your momma's so ugly that one direction went the other direction.

Here's one!

Teacher: Solve 3x=12
Me: x=TOBIAS!
Teacher: No! x=4
Me: EXACTLY! ;)
Teacher: Go outside! I'll deal with you in a minute!
Me: *walking out mumbling* Factionless hoe... See More▼

(XD Who gets this joke?)

I'm a joke

Why does the chicken cross da road
TO SAVE THE STUPIDITYIFIED ECONOMY

ME why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house... ME AGAIN nock nock YOU who's there ME chicken!
do u get it? the chicken crossed the road to get to the idiots house and u awnsered and petra hendriks told me that one